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Elise
@elisium.northsky.social
i need out of here
smokes from algeria @ephusophus.bsky.social
February 11, 2026 at 4:29 AM
how the fucking hell do i stop apple trying to update my fucking phone
February 11, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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Oh, you didn't get me anything for Meat Day? No. No it's okay. I didn't really expect anything. It's FINE.
February 9, 2026 at 9:22 PM
app finally updated and now i keep hitting fucking save on random posts. i hate ipdates. my phone wants to update as well and I Do Not Want It To
February 7, 2026 at 3:18 AM
i asked my wife about rectangle february starting on a sunday and she has an entire laundry list of reforms for the calender system lined up with incredible passion.
February 1, 2026 at 4:22 PM
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ship's ghost had me like a rat in the barrel
February 4, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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David foster Wallace won’t see your joke but your friends who send extremely long texts will
January 26, 2026 at 9:45 PM
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sticks and stones
will break my bones
and broken men will hurt me
January 25, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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(scrolling Bluesky) I reject the premise. I reject the premise. Granted. I reject the premise. Not my fetish. Granted. I reject the premise. Funny. I reject the premise.
January 20, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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scully you're not gonna believe this
January 19, 2026 at 9:17 PM
im thirty is 6 hours. hell yeah. made it
January 18, 2026 at 3:09 AM
woae im
on a diff pds
January 16, 2026 at 2:53 AM
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i dont like anoime. i've never said that before because so many people i like, like anime, i don't want them to hate me, but the guy in that picture could be anyone. if i had to guess iw ould say that he's from an anime about an elite ping pong academy, but i dont know what that has to do with ice
January 13, 2026 at 9:18 PM
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ok what do you make of that
January 11, 2026 at 3:53 AM
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i also do this when this one car's alarm is armed. its hard to explain just what it sounds like but it is like a mother bird to me
January 6, 2026 at 2:47 AM
when my wife plays hades 2 i sing with the sirens with my full entire heart then when she beats them i feel just a bit like id wish to keep singing. i want to claw out your eyes. and drown you. to death
January 6, 2026 at 2:40 AM
im going to a rave in two weeks. thank you edm and hardstyle gods for bestowing me this opportunity
December 31, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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that's terrible
December 22, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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pineapple mango mangoes, painted by royal charles steadman, 1918
December 18, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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cum jetset infinitypool
shoes never worn
December 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
December 14, 2025 at 2:02 AM
i have a leather gay facist hat now and i adore it
December 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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it isn't fujo if you wanna fuck the guys in BL
December 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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they announced the met gala theme for this year. in case you're wondering, yep, it's clothes
December 10, 2025 at 1:17 PM