(wife noise) wow

everyone has a diary these days. if it was a planner maybe that would narrow it down(accounting,lawyer, mathamatician). alt text should properly provide context imho and it rly isnt

i think he looks loke hes from a boys love anime with gay kissing(possibly gundam) etc etc but it could be anything, really, hes a clean cut looking young man

i dont like anoime. i've never said that before because so many people i like, like anime, i don't want them to hate me, but the guy in that picture could be anyone. if i had to guess iw ould say that he's from an anime about an elite ping pong academy, but i dont know what that has to do with ice

i also do this when this one car's alarm is armed. its hard to explain just what it sounds like but it is like a mother bird to me

why hit horn so much? we shall help (me and the gays yell)

i also yell when emergency vehicles go by but thats because im mocking them. awoooooooooo

im talking "singing along to billy joel" level singing

(unreligiously) why?

my wife and i were listening to hardstyle - and wow did she feel this

my favorite way to spice up dilation is attempting to no-sell a shot of gin from my flask without tensing enough to make the dilator move.

that does suck pretty bad. i'm sorry for your loss

does it count if i use a fork to stir the creatine into my kefir