Random Hajile
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@EliModnar on Twitter/X 15/04/13-18/11/24.
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Rather sweary existentialist, lefty, egalitarian. Misanthrope. Cynic. Rejoiner. Geek & gamer.
Give me something to sing about.
#RefugeesWelcome #StopBurningStuff
On Mastodon, but mostly post here.
Rather sweary existentialist, lefty, egalitarian. Misanthrope. Cynic. Rejoiner. Geek & gamer.
Give me something to sing about.
#RefugeesWelcome #StopBurningStuff
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Karoline Leavitt is denying that Trump mixed up Greenland and Iceland multiple times during his speech today.
January 21, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Karoline Leavitt is denying that Trump mixed up Greenland and Iceland multiple times during his speech today.
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Lying Nazi Karoline Leavitt doesn’t understand we record literally everything now and everyone knows everything, you dumb pedophile whore 🇺🇸
“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
January 21, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Lying Nazi Karoline Leavitt doesn’t understand we record literally everything now and everyone knows everything, you dumb pedophile whore 🇺🇸
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"He was saying BOOOO-URNS"
January 21, 2026 at 5:47 PM
"He was saying BOOOO-URNS"
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Even though he's a lying twat, this isn't about Farage.
It's about the toothless Standards Commissioner.
If there are no sanctions, all MPs will continue to take the piss.
Why is it always one rule for them, and another for the rest of society?
It's about the toothless Standards Commissioner.
If there are no sanctions, all MPs will continue to take the piss.
Why is it always one rule for them, and another for the rest of society?
Nigel Farage apologises for 17 breaches of MPs’ code of conduct
Reform UK leader, who failed to declare £380,000 on time, says he is computer-illiterate ‘oddball’
www.theguardian.com
January 21, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Even though he's a lying twat, this isn't about Farage.
It's about the toothless Standards Commissioner.
If there are no sanctions, all MPs will continue to take the piss.
Why is it always one rule for them, and another for the rest of society?
It's about the toothless Standards Commissioner.
If there are no sanctions, all MPs will continue to take the piss.
Why is it always one rule for them, and another for the rest of society?
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Mischief Toy Store in St. Paul has until Wednesday to turn over employment records to the Department of Homeland Security as part of a surprise audit launched Friday, just hours after one of the shop's owners criticized ICE agents during a television interview. bit.ly/4r5AFol
January 21, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Mischief Toy Store in St. Paul has until Wednesday to turn over employment records to the Department of Homeland Security as part of a surprise audit launched Friday, just hours after one of the shop's owners criticized ICE agents during a television interview. bit.ly/4r5AFol
January 21, 2026 at 5:37 PM
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January 21, 2026 at 5:20 PM
January 21, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Trump was alluding to Diego Garcia when he talked about not fighting for a lease.
He doesn't want to lease Greenland like the UK is going to lease Diego Garcia. Which, while he previously approved the deal, he now says is stupid.
#bbcpm
He doesn't want to lease Greenland like the UK is going to lease Diego Garcia. Which, while he previously approved the deal, he now says is stupid.
#bbcpm
January 21, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Trump was alluding to Diego Garcia when he talked about not fighting for a lease.
He doesn't want to lease Greenland like the UK is going to lease Diego Garcia. Which, while he previously approved the deal, he now says is stupid.
#bbcpm
He doesn't want to lease Greenland like the UK is going to lease Diego Garcia. Which, while he previously approved the deal, he now says is stupid.
#bbcpm
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His ‘special place’ is ready and waiting. It includes a dirt-plated cell with an old TV that only plays footage of Obama receiving the Nobel Peace Prize on an infinite loop.
Sorry It Hasn’t Happened Yet
Everyone got their hopes up for one beautiful hour last night.
www.thegodpodcast.com
January 21, 2026 at 3:12 PM
His ‘special place’ is ready and waiting. It includes a dirt-plated cell with an old TV that only plays footage of Obama receiving the Nobel Peace Prize on an infinite loop.
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please refer to your Davos phrasebook www.ft.com/content/ab4f...
January 21, 2026 at 2:23 PM
please refer to your Davos phrasebook www.ft.com/content/ab4f...
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The is the biggest national embarrassment in American history.
Trump: "No nation is in any position to be able to secure Greenland other than the US. We're a great power. Much greater than people even understand. I think they found that out 2 weeks ago in Venezuela. We saw this in World War 2 when Denmark fell to Germany after just 6 hours of fighting."
January 21, 2026 at 2:20 PM
The is the biggest national embarrassment in American history.
January 21, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Nandy says the UK has always had an open and honest relationship with the United States.
Fuck me she is deluded. The UK is America's lap dog.
#wato
Fuck me she is deluded. The UK is America's lap dog.
#wato
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Laugh Lol GIF
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January 21, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Nandy says the UK has always had an open and honest relationship with the United States.
Fuck me she is deluded. The UK is America's lap dog.
#wato
Fuck me she is deluded. The UK is America's lap dog.
#wato
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#BBC #FrankGardner let's cat out of bag & admits Britain has no nuclear deterrent without #USA. You know who has a totally sovereign Nuclear Deterrent? Those cheeses eating surrender monkeys France. Time for #KierStarmer to put down the #Trump Freedom Fries & remember Entente Cordiale. #wato #bbcpm
January 21, 2026 at 1:21 PM
#BBC #FrankGardner let's cat out of bag & admits Britain has no nuclear deterrent without #USA. You know who has a totally sovereign Nuclear Deterrent? Those cheeses eating surrender monkeys France. Time for #KierStarmer to put down the #Trump Freedom Fries & remember Entente Cordiale. #wato #bbcpm
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Don’t know about you but not sure I want a computer illiterate ‘oddball’ anywhere near power in the UK and let alone someone who can’t follow the rules with his finances.
Who paid for his house????
Who paid for his house????
January 21, 2026 at 10:26 AM
Don’t know about you but not sure I want a computer illiterate ‘oddball’ anywhere near power in the UK and let alone someone who can’t follow the rules with his finances.
Who paid for his house????
Who paid for his house????
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Ring of protection around him - the media certainly act that way. We never did get a proper investigation into how his girlfriend could afford an almost £1m home when he family firm had gone bankrupt. 🤔 If that had been another party MP then the media wouldn’t have stopped until they got blood.
January 21, 2026 at 9:06 AM
Ring of protection around him - the media certainly act that way. We never did get a proper investigation into how his girlfriend could afford an almost £1m home when he family firm had gone bankrupt. 🤔 If that had been another party MP then the media wouldn’t have stopped until they got blood.
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“….and he has been suspended from Parliament for the foreseeable future….”?
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There’s never any accountability for Farage, but Angela Rayner had to resign - do we see what’s happening here….? 🤷🏻♂️
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There’s never any accountability for Farage, but Angela Rayner had to resign - do we see what’s happening here….? 🤷🏻♂️
January 21, 2026 at 9:21 AM
“….and he has been suspended from Parliament for the foreseeable future….”?
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There’s never any accountability for Farage, but Angela Rayner had to resign - do we see what’s happening here….? 🤷🏻♂️
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There’s never any accountability for Farage, but Angela Rayner had to resign - do we see what’s happening here….? 🤷🏻♂️
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NEW: NEW: Standards commissioner finds Nigel Farage committed seventeen breaches of MPs code of conduct.
He failed to declare £333,000 in outside interests (more than 3x MPs annual salary)…
He failed to declare £333,000 in outside interests (more than 3x MPs annual salary)…
January 21, 2026 at 8:48 AM
NEW: NEW: Standards commissioner finds Nigel Farage committed seventeen breaches of MPs code of conduct.
He failed to declare £333,000 in outside interests (more than 3x MPs annual salary)…
He failed to declare £333,000 in outside interests (more than 3x MPs annual salary)…
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