Eli
@elihosen.bsky.social
Mosquito and forest pests professionally. Also nature photography of usually small and/or far away critters and plants. Jokes and puns scattered throughout, and always a sucker for good sci art
Bluebird in the front yard flitting about a Euonymus eating Pokeweed berries
November 17, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Bluebird in the front yard flitting about a Euonymus eating Pokeweed berries
Compliments to the chef
November 5, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Compliments to the chef
My reddit post history disqualifies me for public office cause it's all just Stargate and Star Trek memes.
October 23, 2025 at 12:16 PM
My reddit post history disqualifies me for public office cause it's all just Stargate and Star Trek memes.
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This is just to say
I have bulldozed
the East Wing
that you were probably
hoping to pass down
to future generations
Well, fuck you
it was in the way
so inconvenient
and so old
I have bulldozed
the East Wing
that you were probably
hoping to pass down
to future generations
Well, fuck you
it was in the way
so inconvenient
and so old
October 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
This is just to say
I have bulldozed
the East Wing
that you were probably
hoping to pass down
to future generations
Well, fuck you
it was in the way
so inconvenient
and so old
I have bulldozed
the East Wing
that you were probably
hoping to pass down
to future generations
Well, fuck you
it was in the way
so inconvenient
and so old
Brewer's Blackbird posing in the sunrise!
October 15, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Brewer's Blackbird posing in the sunrise!
Reposted by Eli
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Higgledy piggledy
Timothée Chalamet
Has a name meriting
Endless design
Much like his forerunner
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Hexasyllabically,
Easy to rhyme
Timothée Chalamet
Has a name meriting
Endless design
Much like his forerunner
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Hexasyllabically,
Easy to rhyme
October 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Higgledy piggledy
Timothée Chalamet
Has a name meriting
Endless design
Much like his forerunner
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Hexasyllabically,
Easy to rhyme
Timothée Chalamet
Has a name meriting
Endless design
Much like his forerunner
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Hexasyllabically,
Easy to rhyme
Early fall creek. Unfortunately still in a moderate drought 😬 but still gorgeous.
October 9, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Early fall creek. Unfortunately still in a moderate drought 😬 but still gorgeous.
They don't make me invisible but they're still my preciouses!
October 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
They don't make me invisible but they're still my preciouses!
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Oct 8th 1984 - After catching their first ghost at the Sedgewick Hotel, business quickly picks up for the Ghostbusters with more paranormal sightings. On Oct 8th they were featured on the front page of USA Today.
📽️📅 Ghostbusters (1984)
📽️📅 Ghostbusters (1984)
October 8, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Oct 8th 1984 - After catching their first ghost at the Sedgewick Hotel, business quickly picks up for the Ghostbusters with more paranormal sightings. On Oct 8th they were featured on the front page of USA Today.
📽️📅 Ghostbusters (1984)
📽️📅 Ghostbusters (1984)
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Lots of life out on this warm day but notably two delightful box turtles
October 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Lots of life out on this warm day but notably two delightful box turtles
Weevils rule!
October 6, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Weevils rule!
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extra #Invertober2025 - Tiger mosquito (Aedes aegypti) 🦟
since I wanted to have her in the 2024 edition but took me 11 months to finish that one I'm already done for this edition
for all my Aedes people
#SciArt #invertebrates
since I wanted to have her in the 2024 edition but took me 11 months to finish that one I'm already done for this edition
for all my Aedes people
#SciArt #invertebrates
October 2, 2025 at 10:46 AM
extra #Invertober2025 - Tiger mosquito (Aedes aegypti) 🦟
since I wanted to have her in the 2024 edition but took me 11 months to finish that one I'm already done for this edition
for all my Aedes people
#SciArt #invertebrates
since I wanted to have her in the 2024 edition but took me 11 months to finish that one I'm already done for this edition
for all my Aedes people
#SciArt #invertebrates
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We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
October 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
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Blue jay chowing down on some whole acorns! It housed 3-4 while I watched the little 🐖🐦
September 29, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Blue jay chowing down on some whole acorns! It housed 3-4 while I watched the little 🐖🐦
I thought she was pestering me cause she was hungry, turns out the freshly laundered blanket was not optimally placed for her pre-dinner napping
September 30, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I thought she was pestering me cause she was hungry, turns out the freshly laundered blanket was not optimally placed for her pre-dinner napping
Blue jay chowing down on some whole acorns! It housed 3-4 while I watched the little 🐖🐦
September 29, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Blue jay chowing down on some whole acorns! It housed 3-4 while I watched the little 🐖🐦
An indifferent Differential Grasshopper (Melanoplus differentialis) hanging out on a big bunch of Wingstem (Verbesina alternifolia)!
September 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
An indifferent Differential Grasshopper (Melanoplus differentialis) hanging out on a big bunch of Wingstem (Verbesina alternifolia)!
Really wish I could be a rainy day dog
September 25, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Really wish I could be a rainy day dog