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Gord Smith 🇨🇦👉🏼💪🏼
@elgordo99.bsky.social
Retired S/W Architect. Husband/Dad. #Cowboys #Sens #RedBlacks #F1 #IndyCar. Curler @cityviewcurling. Throws: Right. Bats: Right. Shoots: Left. Golfs: Badly. #ElbowsUp!

📍 Ottawa, Canada
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Some BlueSky tips for my new friends from over there...

1) You can try and find your tweeps on BlueSky using this Chrome extension: www.fadatechmas.com.ng/2023/06/how-...

2) If you have Ivory for Mastadon (ex Tweetbot) you can make it work with BlueSky too: skybridge.fly.dev
I still have this in the living room. Except now it's essentially just set to AUX 2 where there's a Bluetooth receiver connected.
dreamed i had my stereo from the 90s and now i want nothing more than to have this back
November 17, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Pretty good game. #GreyCup
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November 17, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Hahahaha
How would you rate Shedeur Sanders’ first NFL regular season appearance? 👀
November 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Treasure every rouge, people, while you can
November 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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I love the Grey Cup because all the cheerleaders are trying to look cute while wearing gear that is usually reserved for solo climbing K2
November 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF
FINAL

✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
November 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
FFS I thought this 🐎💩 was supposed to go away by Canada Day. @mark-carney.bsky.social
November 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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lol last night was a rerun
“NBC's Seth Meyers is suffering from an incurable case of Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS). He was viewed last night in an uncontrollable rage…”
November 16, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Wow. I curl with John twice a week. He never mentioned this at the club. Not once. That's the kind of guy he is.
When a woman was attacked at a grocery store in August, we're fortunate that retired Ottawa firefighter John Sobey was nearby. John quickly intervened and treated the woman while emergency responders were en route.
November 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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lol Trump finished this rant this morning the same way Sideshow Bob finished his rant after he admitted to committing electoral fraud
November 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Goddammit Independence Day is on again and I'm stuck. I hate this movie cause it's so good and I can recite every line. They're preparing to fire their primary weapon.
November 13, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Thanks for the reminder! Was too cloudy earlier.
November 12, 2025 at 4:52 AM
November 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
November 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
What a f'ing hypocrite. #Ottawa
You would think the mayor was being ironic here when he says that we can't acquiesce to demands of wealthy sports owners, right before he says we need to be careful we don't lose the other wealthy sports owners in the same stadium 🤣🤣

#Ottawa #Lansdowne2.0
November 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
500%, 700%, perhaps 1200%.
November 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
New movie sequel for Thanksgiving: Trains and Automobiles.
Airlines across the U.S. have canceled more than 1,000 flights to comply with a shutdown-related FAA directive to reduce traffic at 40 airports.

Those disruptions will likely grow ahead of the busy Thanksgiving travel season.
Travelers brace for turmoil as flight cuts kick in at major U.S. airports
Airlines have canceled more than 1,000 flights to comply with a shutdown-related FAA directive to reduce traffic at 40 airports, including Atlanta, Chicago and Dallas.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
How do you get below zero? Oh yeah...
November 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Since a jury this week correctly determined that distributing sandwiches is not a crime, federal agents are now advised that we will be delivering their orders "in a kinetically enhanced fashion" at all our locations.

Please continue to eat my ass.
November 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Former Toronto Argonauts Head Coach, Ryan Dinwiddie, has signed with the Ottawa Redblacks as the new Head Coach and General Manager, per Dave Naylor.
November 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Went for a long walk today and when I got home my wife was watching #Lionheart. I could hear a race on in the background so I said "I was there" assuming it was the 2011 #Indy500. It wasn't. It was Vegas. I was there too. 😢
November 2, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Even though my beloved Jays lost
November 2, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Fact for today: Canada has climbed from 4th to 2nd in the latest international reputation rankings. The US has dropped dramatically, from 30th to 48th among the 60 top economies. Switzerland ranks first, Russia last. The rankings are often a factor in country investment decisions.
November 2, 2025 at 2:45 PM