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Brock Not a Bot Bolton
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As seen on dying social media platforms! Grumpy old man. Chipmunk feeder. 🇨🇦

#ROBERTWICKENSFORLIFE 🏳️‍🌈
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Hello Bluesky I’m jumping on the bandwagon. Love cycling, scuba diving, cars, racing, animals, good food and drink. Currently living in rural Ontario. Sometimes I paint things - here’s some Canadian icons.
Smile cookies are back at Tim’s. Once again: for charity.
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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I connected a WiFi enabled solenoid valve to a hose and set up a script on my phone so when the camera detected a squirrel it got blasted with the hose briefly. It was very effective.
November 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Word puzzles have become popular online, but I prefer the old fashioned puzzle of leaving myself a reminder note with my illegible handwriting and trying to decipher it.
November 19, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Home office day and noticed this bright red blob in a bush: caught this little guy having breakfast. Also a punk jay presumably enjoying the peanuts I left him.
November 18, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Relieved we will not be going back to the polls
November 18, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Hello black ice my old friend
You’re back to sliding my car around again.
November 17, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Morning walk, took my camera. Yelled at by a ginger squirrel. Annoyed some ducks.
November 16, 2025 at 3:38 PM
This on a loop as I workout to prevent injury
November 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Maybe a unique aesthetic is unique because it’s bad
November 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Adult scavenger hunt: find your birth certificate!
November 14, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Me logging into Facebook to see what new esoteric topic my buddy suddenly has a very strong opinion on and has to share with us:
plankton from spongebob is sitting in a chair holding a bucket of popcorn
ALT: plankton from spongebob is sitting in a chair holding a bucket of popcorn
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I know I’m getting old when I read some posts here and this comes to mind. Genuinely no clue.
November 14, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Yet again my thoughts are with the “he gets stuff done” crowd
November 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Unexpected Northern Lights tonight. Quite bright, even with the naked eye!
November 12, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Cheers to the good people at Aleve
November 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Armistice Day, Toronto
Joseph Ernest Sampson
1918
November 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Me watching the Littlest Hobo as a 7 year old: Awww, good puppy! 🥰

Me, today, watching the Littlest Hobo as a 48 year old: Awww, good puppy! 🥰
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Only Aston Martin can lead a practice and finish p14
November 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Full credit to Lando, the bottling he was doing earlier in the season seems to be cured. Quick and consistent when it really counts.
November 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
You get the feeling that it’s a miracle there’s a car at all waiting for Yuki each weekend.
November 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Old enough to remember Lewis picking up damage driving for Mercedes, losing 1000 points of downforce, and still lapping the field.
November 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM