Brock Not a Bot Bolton
@brockbolton77.bsky.social
As seen on dying social media platforms! Grumpy old man. Chipmunk feeder. 🇨🇦
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Hello Bluesky I’m jumping on the bandwagon. Love cycling, scuba diving, cars, racing, animals, good food and drink. Currently living in rural Ontario. Sometimes I paint things - here’s some Canadian icons.
Smile cookies are back at Tim’s. Once again: for charity.
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Smile cookies are back at Tim’s. Once again: for charity.
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I connected a WiFi enabled solenoid valve to a hose and set up a script on my phone so when the camera detected a squirrel it got blasted with the hose briefly. It was very effective.
November 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I connected a WiFi enabled solenoid valve to a hose and set up a script on my phone so when the camera detected a squirrel it got blasted with the hose briefly. It was very effective.
Word puzzles have become popular online, but I prefer the old fashioned puzzle of leaving myself a reminder note with my illegible handwriting and trying to decipher it.
November 19, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Word puzzles have become popular online, but I prefer the old fashioned puzzle of leaving myself a reminder note with my illegible handwriting and trying to decipher it.
Home office day and noticed this bright red blob in a bush: caught this little guy having breakfast. Also a punk jay presumably enjoying the peanuts I left him.
November 18, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Home office day and noticed this bright red blob in a bush: caught this little guy having breakfast. Also a punk jay presumably enjoying the peanuts I left him.
Relieved we will not be going back to the polls
November 18, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Relieved we will not be going back to the polls
Hello black ice my old friend
You’re back to sliding my car around again.
You’re back to sliding my car around again.
November 17, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Hello black ice my old friend
You’re back to sliding my car around again.
You’re back to sliding my car around again.
Morning walk, took my camera. Yelled at by a ginger squirrel. Annoyed some ducks.
November 16, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Morning walk, took my camera. Yelled at by a ginger squirrel. Annoyed some ducks.
This on a loop as I workout to prevent injury
November 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
This on a loop as I workout to prevent injury
Maybe a unique aesthetic is unique because it’s bad
November 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Maybe a unique aesthetic is unique because it’s bad
Adult scavenger hunt: find your birth certificate!
November 14, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Adult scavenger hunt: find your birth certificate!
Me logging into Facebook to see what new esoteric topic my buddy suddenly has a very strong opinion on and has to share with us:
plankton from spongebob is sitting in a chair holding a bucket of popcorn
ALT: plankton from spongebob is sitting in a chair holding a bucket of popcorn
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November 14, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Me logging into Facebook to see what new esoteric topic my buddy suddenly has a very strong opinion on and has to share with us:
I know I’m getting old when I read some posts here and this comes to mind. Genuinely no clue.
November 14, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I know I’m getting old when I read some posts here and this comes to mind. Genuinely no clue.
Yet again my thoughts are with the “he gets stuff done” crowd
November 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Yet again my thoughts are with the “he gets stuff done” crowd
Unexpected Northern Lights tonight. Quite bright, even with the naked eye!
November 12, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Unexpected Northern Lights tonight. Quite bright, even with the naked eye!
Cheers to the good people at Aleve
November 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Cheers to the good people at Aleve
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Armistice Day, Toronto
Joseph Ernest Sampson
1918
Joseph Ernest Sampson
1918
November 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Armistice Day, Toronto
Joseph Ernest Sampson
1918
Joseph Ernest Sampson
1918
Me watching the Littlest Hobo as a 7 year old: Awww, good puppy! 🥰
Me, today, watching the Littlest Hobo as a 48 year old: Awww, good puppy! 🥰
Me, today, watching the Littlest Hobo as a 48 year old: Awww, good puppy! 🥰
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Me watching the Littlest Hobo as a 7 year old: Awww, good puppy! 🥰
Me, today, watching the Littlest Hobo as a 48 year old: Awww, good puppy! 🥰
Me, today, watching the Littlest Hobo as a 48 year old: Awww, good puppy! 🥰
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*slow clap*
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
*slow clap*
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Only Aston Martin can lead a practice and finish p14
November 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Only Aston Martin can lead a practice and finish p14
Full credit to Lando, the bottling he was doing earlier in the season seems to be cured. Quick and consistent when it really counts.
November 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Full credit to Lando, the bottling he was doing earlier in the season seems to be cured. Quick and consistent when it really counts.
You get the feeling that it’s a miracle there’s a car at all waiting for Yuki each weekend.
November 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
You get the feeling that it’s a miracle there’s a car at all waiting for Yuki each weekend.
Old enough to remember Lewis picking up damage driving for Mercedes, losing 1000 points of downforce, and still lapping the field.
November 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Old enough to remember Lewis picking up damage driving for Mercedes, losing 1000 points of downforce, and still lapping the field.