Coach Eleacore
@eleacore.bsky.social
Last name used to be ironic till it wasn't | 30 | sie/hir
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Keith porter was also murderd by ice. Please donate to their gofundme. Funerals cost like 10,000.
January 9, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Keith porter was also murderd by ice. Please donate to their gofundme. Funerals cost like 10,000.
This is what unfettered access to my mind is like. You wouldn't last 2 minutes in The Cage kiddo.
January 9, 2026 at 12:11 AM
This is what unfettered access to my mind is like. You wouldn't last 2 minutes in The Cage kiddo.
I want that headpiece Lobot was rocking on Bespin shit was so sick
January 8, 2026 at 9:22 PM
I want that headpiece Lobot was rocking on Bespin shit was so sick
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Hello this is your lawyer speaking -- every day is Shut The Fuck Up Friday!
important message to all bluesky users
January 7, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Hello this is your lawyer speaking -- every day is Shut The Fuck Up Friday!
"It doesn't matter if I def post they're already collecting it all anyways" ok you want to make they're job easy? You want to get them a coffee and a massage too? Fuck oooooff
January 6, 2026 at 5:30 PM
"It doesn't matter if I def post they're already collecting it all anyways" ok you want to make they're job easy? You want to get them a coffee and a massage too? Fuck oooooff
Could probably write a fascinating paper about corporal punishment vs social ostracism with regards to the ball kicked serial rapist trans woman, but damn that bird ain't me
January 5, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Could probably write a fascinating paper about corporal punishment vs social ostracism with regards to the ball kicked serial rapist trans woman, but damn that bird ain't me
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Again: Ta-Nehisi Coates was not wrong - people who do not draw a line at genocide, will not draw a line at democracy. They are extremists by their nature.
January 4, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Again: Ta-Nehisi Coates was not wrong - people who do not draw a line at genocide, will not draw a line at democracy. They are extremists by their nature.
Don't give a shit, doing plyometrics in the instrumentation library.
January 3, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Don't give a shit, doing plyometrics in the instrumentation library.
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well shucks, I come from a long line of small family aura farmers
January 2, 2026 at 6:15 PM
well shucks, I come from a long line of small family aura farmers
Honestly, if you didn't want her to die, shouldn't have been nicknaming her that. Personally, I would have called her Princess Livesalongtime.
January 1, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Honestly, if you didn't want her to die, shouldn't have been nicknaming her that. Personally, I would have called her Princess Livesalongtime.
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hey new years reminder to be so fucking normal to people who are choosing not to drink or use substances tonight or i will personally make your 2026 a living hell
December 31, 2025 at 8:38 PM
hey new years reminder to be so fucking normal to people who are choosing not to drink or use substances tonight or i will personally make your 2026 a living hell
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We all agree they just switched islands right
December 31, 2025 at 8:08 PM
We all agree they just switched islands right
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SCROOGE: you there, boy! what day is it?
BOY: i don't know, i'm like six
SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone
BOY: i don't know, i'm like six
SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone
December 1, 2024 at 9:08 AM
SCROOGE: you there, boy! what day is it?
BOY: i don't know, i'm like six
SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone
BOY: i don't know, i'm like six
SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone
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I can't wait to recreate the meme in reverse. every naval engagement from 2043 onwards gonna be like The USS Sword Of The God-Emperor vs. fifteen identical copies of the PLAN '我们昨天建造了它' supplied by a ship that does nothing but make hot pot for the other ships
President Trump will announce on Monday a new type of large warship he is calling “battleships,” marking a step toward achieving the president’s vision for a new “Golden Fleet.”
Trump To Announce Navy Will Buy New ‘Battleship’
The new warship will be the latest in what the White House envisions as a “Golden Fleet.”
on.wsj.com
December 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I can't wait to recreate the meme in reverse. every naval engagement from 2043 onwards gonna be like The USS Sword Of The God-Emperor vs. fifteen identical copies of the PLAN '我们昨天建造了它' supplied by a ship that does nothing but make hot pot for the other ships
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My biggest issue with gacha games is that I believe every woman is a five-star ultra rare limited pull.
December 18, 2025 at 8:21 PM
My biggest issue with gacha games is that I believe every woman is a five-star ultra rare limited pull.
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having a kiki and showing booba
March 19, 2024 at 9:34 PM
having a kiki and showing booba
Leftist will say they dream of dancing in the mansions of the billionaires they've killed, and then go "ew, Saltburn"
January 27, 2024 at 10:32 AM
Leftist will say they dream of dancing in the mansions of the billionaires they've killed, and then go "ew, Saltburn"
If I lived forever and saw my friends peacefully die, I'd simply make more friends. If I had forever time I could be friends with everyone. That'd be pretty nifty.
January 8, 2024 at 4:24 AM
If I lived forever and saw my friends peacefully die, I'd simply make more friends. If I had forever time I could be friends with everyone. That'd be pretty nifty.
Need a sex dungeon designed by Florence Knoll
December 28, 2023 at 5:42 PM
Need a sex dungeon designed by Florence Knoll
I'm like if Raymond Loewy designed a woman
December 28, 2023 at 5:31 PM
I'm like if Raymond Loewy designed a woman
Prompter magnum gloriam this fag dick you scum fuck
December 19, 2023 at 4:33 PM
Prompter magnum gloriam this fag dick you scum fuck
Et in terra pax hominbus you rat fuck
December 19, 2023 at 4:31 PM
Et in terra pax hominbus you rat fuck
Dona nobis pacem you son of a bitch
December 19, 2023 at 4:31 PM
Dona nobis pacem you son of a bitch
I'm like if they made Steve McQueen a woman... a Stevie McKing if you will
December 11, 2023 at 4:21 PM
I'm like if they made Steve McQueen a woman... a Stevie McKing if you will
Bad ass that I have medication instructions that say "TAKE TWO TABLETS BY MOUTH IN A SINGLE DOSE WITHIN 72 HOURS OF CONDOMLESS SEX"
December 11, 2023 at 3:55 PM
Bad ass that I have medication instructions that say "TAKE TWO TABLETS BY MOUTH IN A SINGLE DOSE WITHIN 72 HOURS OF CONDOMLESS SEX"