El Dude
@eldudebro.bsky.social
I believe I’ve become too fat to go back to skinny jeans. Here’s to jinkos.
December 6, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I believe I’ve become too fat to go back to skinny jeans. Here’s to jinkos.
Currently leading to replace Bondi:
July 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Currently leading to replace Bondi:
USians is the new Latinx
July 5, 2025 at 6:39 AM
USians is the new Latinx
Trump at NATO: The moon, it’s incredible. We’re going to mine it. It’s full of resources. We won’t even need cows any more. There’s just so much cheese on the moon and you aren’t reporting it. Because you are nasty. Fake news. They are all fake news. I won the moon. BY A LOT! We gonna cheese mine.
June 25, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Trump at NATO: The moon, it’s incredible. We’re going to mine it. It’s full of resources. We won’t even need cows any more. There’s just so much cheese on the moon and you aren’t reporting it. Because you are nasty. Fake news. They are all fake news. I won the moon. BY A LOT! We gonna cheese mine.
I pray to god that a middle aged, normal human being is president (either party) before all the boomers die so he can send them to their room to think about what they’ve done.
June 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I pray to god that a middle aged, normal human being is president (either party) before all the boomers die so he can send them to their room to think about what they’ve done.
I can’t wait for TACO Tuesday.
May 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I can’t wait for TACO Tuesday.
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James Comey is having trouble jizzing up a coup. Perhaps Lauren Boebert could give him a hand.
May 18, 2025 at 12:16 PM
James Comey is having trouble jizzing up a coup. Perhaps Lauren Boebert could give him a hand.
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The Trump Admin. just made machine guns legal again by permitting the sale of devices that turn AR-15s into fully automatic weapons. Forced-reset triggers increase a weapon’s rate of fire to mimic fully automatic guns—allowing a shooter to fire an entire magazine’s worth of ammunition in seconds.
May 16, 2025 at 11:19 PM
The Trump Admin. just made machine guns legal again by permitting the sale of devices that turn AR-15s into fully automatic weapons. Forced-reset triggers increase a weapon’s rate of fire to mimic fully automatic guns—allowing a shooter to fire an entire magazine’s worth of ammunition in seconds.
April 30, 2025 at 1:53 PM
“I go into the office, I sue the federal government, and I go home.” -Greg Abbott.
So Texas is definitely one of the 12 states right?….riiiiiiiight?
So Texas is definitely one of the 12 states right?….riiiiiiiight?
CNBC: The president is using emergency powers, saying the current state of trade represents an unusual and extraordinary threat. Why do you disagree?
ARIZONA AG KRIS MAYES: Because it's not
ARIZONA AG KRIS MAYES: Because it's not
April 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
“I go into the office, I sue the federal government, and I go home.” -Greg Abbott.
So Texas is definitely one of the 12 states right?….riiiiiiiight?
So Texas is definitely one of the 12 states right?….riiiiiiiight?
Translation: the entire world didn’t think anyone was capable of fucking themselves this bad.
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Unhedged and Burned, Stock Investors Brace for More Dollar Pain — Bloomberg
Traders had increasingly given up on currency hedges. Now, that’s taking a toll.
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April 28, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Translation: the entire world didn’t think anyone was capable of fucking themselves this bad.
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President Xi should announce that he’s going to end the Ukraine war in 24 hours and pull it off. Oof. Cheeto explosion.
April 19, 2025 at 11:01 PM
President Xi should announce that he’s going to end the Ukraine war in 24 hours and pull it off. Oof. Cheeto explosion.
We may not have democracy BUT we have Katy Perry in space… so that’s neat.
April 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
We may not have democracy BUT we have Katy Perry in space… so that’s neat.
Dump pump dump pump dump pump dump trump
April 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Dump pump dump pump dump pump dump trump
Is Peter Navarro dumber than he is corrupt?
April 7, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Is Peter Navarro dumber than he is corrupt?
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This is perfect. Absolutely perfect.
April 6, 2025 at 3:15 PM
This is perfect. Absolutely perfect.
NOT BREAKING: President Trump is rambling like a crazy old man.
April 2, 2025 at 8:50 PM
NOT BREAKING: President Trump is rambling like a crazy old man.
What if the Epstein files are hidden inside the JFK files?
March 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
What if the Epstein files are hidden inside the JFK files?
Warren Buffet’s last act: waits for Tesla to fall below 500b market cap. Deploys cash hoard. Ousts Musk. Every car comes with a candy bar and a happy meal.
March 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Warren Buffet’s last act: waits for Tesla to fall below 500b market cap. Deploys cash hoard. Ousts Musk. Every car comes with a candy bar and a happy meal.
Democrats.. just come to the show with a message that you aren’t completely useless. Leave the identity politics and Nancy Pelosi’s insider trading behind. Maybe don’t say, “defund the police” anymore. You win. Tahdah!!!!
March 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Democrats.. just come to the show with a message that you aren’t completely useless. Leave the identity politics and Nancy Pelosi’s insider trading behind. Maybe don’t say, “defund the police” anymore. You win. Tahdah!!!!
I wonder how Bill Gates Tesla shorts are doin.
March 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I wonder how Bill Gates Tesla shorts are doin.