El Dude
@eldudebro.bsky.social
In Texas, “rising star” is synonymous with “unprosecutable criminal”
October 10, 2025 at 7:55 AM
In Texas, “rising star” is synonymous with “unprosecutable criminal”
He gets her hot like a duetsch oven.
September 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
He gets her hot like a duetsch oven.
He talked about Kimmel this morning too and any positives you feel about him should be reversed.
September 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
He talked about Kimmel this morning too and any positives you feel about him should be reversed.
@netflix.com hasn’t had an opportunity this big since the dvd player.
September 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
@netflix.com hasn’t had an opportunity this big since the dvd player.
Spy game has a 64% on rotten tomatoes and I think that’s some fuckin bullllllllllllllll shit.
September 17, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Spy game has a 64% on rotten tomatoes and I think that’s some fuckin bullllllllllllllll shit.
10 milly goin to zero when we shit our reserve currency away so that we can increase the value of fat orange fuck coin.
September 16, 2025 at 2:47 AM
10 milly goin to zero when we shit our reserve currency away so that we can increase the value of fat orange fuck coin.
He will plea out to life in prison under the condition that he has to make a statement that he’s a crazy lib.
September 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
He will plea out to life in prison under the condition that he has to make a statement that he’s a crazy lib.
1980s suburb water tower vibes
September 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
1980s suburb water tower vibes
@carlquintanilla.bsky.social they need you to sit in on the next Bill Pulte interview.
September 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
@carlquintanilla.bsky.social they need you to sit in on the next Bill Pulte interview.
Bill Pulte has micro penis in a jacked up truck energy.
September 4, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Bill Pulte has micro penis in a jacked up truck energy.
Let me sprinkle some inflation on your inflation
August 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Let me sprinkle some inflation on your inflation
We will steal your future, not your watch. Victory.
August 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM
We will steal your future, not your watch. Victory.
Are they trying to mail the Epstein files?
August 26, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Are they trying to mail the Epstein files?
Not applying to the Ron Swanson lookalike club I see.
August 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Not applying to the Ron Swanson lookalike club I see.
Kilmeade’s eyes continue to close the gap engulfing the precious little space once occupied by his brain.
August 16, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Kilmeade’s eyes continue to close the gap engulfing the precious little space once occupied by his brain.
Getting the medal of freedom from Trump in 2025 is like getting a blowjob from Marilyn Monroe in 2025.
August 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Getting the medal of freedom from Trump in 2025 is like getting a blowjob from Marilyn Monroe in 2025.
Well sometimes trumpy gets a big poopy in his diapy
August 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Well sometimes trumpy gets a big poopy in his diapy
I just learned something new. Who said social media rots your brain.
August 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I just learned something new. Who said social media rots your brain.
This is stupid. Save the outrage for the outrageous. This is crying wolf and weakens the argument when it’s actually needed.
July 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
This is stupid. Save the outrage for the outrageous. This is crying wolf and weakens the argument when it’s actually needed.
I’ve tasted the tequila. If it’s any indication of teslas ability in the food space, protests aren’t necessary and this place will close on its own.
July 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I’ve tasted the tequila. If it’s any indication of teslas ability in the food space, protests aren’t necessary and this place will close on its own.