eldritchkraken
@eldritchkraken.bsky.social
Kraken ♥ she/her ♥ 33 ♥ ace
indie game enthusiast. pen fanatic. art dabbler. transcriber. spreadsheet wizard.
current brainworms: pokemon, oc blorbos
current icon and banner are by me!
indie game enthusiast. pen fanatic. art dabbler. transcriber. spreadsheet wizard.
current brainworms: pokemon, oc blorbos
current icon and banner are by me!
lobbying the government to mandate all video games to have a button that lets you call out for mario a la luigi's mansion
January 7, 2026 at 4:47 AM
lobbying the government to mandate all video games to have a button that lets you call out for mario a la luigi's mansion
youtube poopers should watch this... NOW! www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFTT...
[YTP] hankle
YouTube video by FerpyMcFrosting
www.youtube.com
January 6, 2026 at 4:29 PM
youtube poopers should watch this... NOW! www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFTT...
finally watched the first two episodes of pluto last night and spent most of the time crying especially at north no. 2's story. urasawa really knows how to lend a sympathetic cast to his characters
January 4, 2026 at 5:42 AM
finally watched the first two episodes of pluto last night and spent most of the time crying especially at north no. 2's story. urasawa really knows how to lend a sympathetic cast to his characters
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You metallic morons. You glorified garbage grinders. You steel-headed stupidniks. You ungrateful buckets of bolts. You metal-brained meatheads. You fabricated fools. You insolent junk piles. You one-chip wonders. You brainless buffoons. You automated idiots.
#art | #sonic | #aosth
#art | #sonic | #aosth
January 3, 2026 at 4:16 PM
psa for over-30s fuckers out there: stretch your damn body. ive finally started incorporating back stretches into my routine and this is the first day in a while i'm not ending the day with bad back pain
January 3, 2026 at 6:10 AM
psa for over-30s fuckers out there: stretch your damn body. ive finally started incorporating back stretches into my routine and this is the first day in a while i'm not ending the day with bad back pain
i *do* recommend it to ppl but i always have to add a ton of warnings when it comes to LISA the painful. also elfen lied, binding of isaac, the post-traumatic manifesto, and masa works design's early stuff
January 2, 2026 at 6:34 PM
i *do* recommend it to ppl but i always have to add a ton of warnings when it comes to LISA the painful. also elfen lied, binding of isaac, the post-traumatic manifesto, and masa works design's early stuff
fiction: a wizard of earthsea
nonfiction: killers of the flower moon
nonfiction: killers of the flower moon
What was the best book you've read this year? (Any genre.)
January 1, 2026 at 8:53 PM
fiction: a wizard of earthsea
nonfiction: killers of the flower moon
nonfiction: killers of the flower moon
can't wait for all the stupid betty boop serial killer stories this year apnews.com/article/publ...
Betty Boop and 'Blondie' enter the public domain in 2026, accompanied by a trio of detectives
Betty Boop and “Blondie” are among the highlights of titles entering the public domain with the arrival of 2026.
apnews.com
January 1, 2026 at 7:05 PM
can't wait for all the stupid betty boop serial killer stories this year apnews.com/article/publ...
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A new year, a new day
January 1, 2026 at 5:07 PM
A new year, a new day
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Cut Man cutting in for a short message!
January 1, 2026 at 9:39 AM
Cut Man cutting in for a short message!
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> share a cartoon you will always love
i'm sindbad the sailor so hearty and hale,
i live on an island on the back of a whale,
it's a whale of an island (that's not a bad joke),
its lord and its master is this handsome bloke!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIwU...
i'm sindbad the sailor so hearty and hale,
i live on an island on the back of a whale,
it's a whale of an island (that's not a bad joke),
its lord and its master is this handsome bloke!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIwU...
December 31, 2025 at 4:56 AM
> share a cartoon you will always love
i'm sindbad the sailor so hearty and hale,
i live on an island on the back of a whale,
it's a whale of an island (that's not a bad joke),
its lord and its master is this handsome bloke!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIwU...
i'm sindbad the sailor so hearty and hale,
i live on an island on the back of a whale,
it's a whale of an island (that's not a bad joke),
its lord and its master is this handsome bloke!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIwU...
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Last few days of my Factory Reset Sale! ko-fi.com/hellbreakfas...
25% discount off HELLBREAKFAST's Factory Produced
Visit HELLBREAKFAST at Ko-fi for 25% discount off Factory Produced
ko-fi.com
December 30, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Last few days of my Factory Reset Sale! ko-fi.com/hellbreakfas...
> quote with your most minor celebrity interaction
stood next to my friend as she high fived will smith
stood next to my friend as she high fived will smith
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
> quote with your most minor celebrity interaction
stood next to my friend as she high fived will smith
stood next to my friend as she high fived will smith
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Who needs AI I have this
December 29, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Who needs AI I have this
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June 19, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Now I can post the dice I made for @junodking.bsky.social :3 #ttrpg #furry #dice I'm thinking I'll be making a new type soon, but I'm still brainstorming.
December 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Now I can post the dice I made for @junodking.bsky.social :3 #ttrpg #furry #dice I'm thinking I'll be making a new type soon, but I'm still brainstorming.
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6 DAYS UNTIL AGDQ
I REPEAT, 6 DAYS UNTIL AGDQ
#AGDQ2026
(yes, you can still register https://gdq.gg/agdq-2026)
I REPEAT, 6 DAYS UNTIL AGDQ
#AGDQ2026
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December 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
6 DAYS UNTIL AGDQ
I REPEAT, 6 DAYS UNTIL AGDQ
#AGDQ2026
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I REPEAT, 6 DAYS UNTIL AGDQ
#AGDQ2026
(yes, you can still register https://gdq.gg/agdq-2026)
• no but there is a committee investigating it as of august
• no
• no :( but there was that reel for the black knight that looks really cool, someone pick it up pls
• no
• no :( but there was that reel for the black knight that looks really cool, someone pick it up pls
(4/4)
• the ftc will lower the maximum lumens allowed on car headlights being manufactured
• the fda will release a warning against eating rocks
• genndy tartakovsky 3d popeye movie announced (please???)
• the ftc will lower the maximum lumens allowed on car headlights being manufactured
• the fda will release a warning against eating rocks
• genndy tartakovsky 3d popeye movie announced (please???)
December 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
• no but there is a committee investigating it as of august
• no
• no :( but there was that reel for the black knight that looks really cool, someone pick it up pls
• no
• no :( but there was that reel for the black knight that looks really cool, someone pick it up pls
• no but his terrorism charge has been dropped
• not as far as i know of
• again not as far as i know of
• no
• thankfully no
• not as far as i know of
• again not as far as i know of
• no
• thankfully no
(3/4)
• luigi acquitted
• putting foods in jello will start trending on tiktok
• twitter discourse will decide that carding minors for alcohol is bad, actually
• mrbeast gets a dwi
• elon musk will run for political office after falling out of trump's good graces
• luigi acquitted
• putting foods in jello will start trending on tiktok
• twitter discourse will decide that carding minors for alcohol is bad, actually
• mrbeast gets a dwi
• elon musk will run for political office after falling out of trump's good graces
December 29, 2025 at 5:28 PM
• no but his terrorism charge has been dropped
• not as far as i know of
• again not as far as i know of
• no
• thankfully no
• not as far as i know of
• again not as far as i know of
• no
• thankfully no
• spot on
• only 3 cat 5 hurricanes this year
• 4 republicans resigned or died this year, 3/4 have been replaced by another repub.
• not yet, but they're hemorrhaging money
• no
• thankfully no
• only 3 cat 5 hurricanes this year
• 4 republicans resigned or died this year, 3/4 have been replaced by another repub.
• not yet, but they're hemorrhaging money
• no
• thankfully no
(2/4)
• super mario bros movie sequel announced
• 5 hurricanes over category 2, at least 3 hit the us
• at least 2 republican congresspeople lose their seats
• openai goes bankrupt
• shakira gets in trouble for tax fraud... again
• another deep freeze knocks out the texas power grid
• super mario bros movie sequel announced
• 5 hurricanes over category 2, at least 3 hit the us
• at least 2 republican congresspeople lose their seats
• openai goes bankrupt
• shakira gets in trouble for tax fraud... again
• another deep freeze knocks out the texas power grid
December 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
• spot on
• only 3 cat 5 hurricanes this year
• 4 republicans resigned or died this year, 3/4 have been replaced by another repub.
• not yet, but they're hemorrhaging money
• no
• thankfully no
• only 3 cat 5 hurricanes this year
• 4 republicans resigned or died this year, 3/4 have been replaced by another repub.
• not yet, but they're hemorrhaging money
• no
• thankfully no
it's almost the end of 2025, let's see how i did:
• no
• nope
• no
• they didn't vote for it
• it has a 48%
• not yet
• no
• nope
• no
• they didn't vote for it
• it has a 48%
• not yet
(1/4) my #2025predictions, may apollo bless me with future sight:
• donald trump dies of a heart attack
• another healthcare ceo gets shot
• taylor swift dies in a plane crash
• scotland splits from the uk
• minecraft movie gets <30% critic rating on rotten tomatoes
• diddy gets murdered in prison
• donald trump dies of a heart attack
• another healthcare ceo gets shot
• taylor swift dies in a plane crash
• scotland splits from the uk
• minecraft movie gets <30% critic rating on rotten tomatoes
• diddy gets murdered in prison
December 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
it's almost the end of 2025, let's see how i did:
• no
• nope
• no
• they didn't vote for it
• it has a 48%
• not yet
• no
• nope
• no
• they didn't vote for it
• it has a 48%
• not yet
finished a wizard of earthsea today. stellar coming-of-age fantasy novel where the protag's actions have real consequences. loved the worldbuilding and ged's relationships with vetch and ogion. give it a try if you haven't already, i'm excited to read the next book. 5/5⭐ #bookreviews
December 29, 2025 at 5:54 AM
finished a wizard of earthsea today. stellar coming-of-age fantasy novel where the protag's actions have real consequences. loved the worldbuilding and ged's relationships with vetch and ogion. give it a try if you haven't already, i'm excited to read the next book. 5/5⭐ #bookreviews