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Elder Of Ancients
@elderofancients.bsky.social
Poking at things with sticks since 19mumble

https://www.last.fm/user/ElderOfAncients

Delay, Deny, Depose.
Pinned
It bears repeating.

In fact, I suggest putting it on repeat.

#IWantMyScalps #NoNazis
Inglourious Basterds Official Trailer #1 - Brad Pitt Movie (2009) HD
YouTube video by Rotten Tomatoes Classic Trailers
youtu.be
Chase Bank thinks they will know fraudulent activity on my account than me.

I can't fathom why any competent financial institute would not want their customers to monitor their own accounts, except maybe you like fraud?
January 30, 2026 at 11:17 PM
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A few months ago, ICE hired me

I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable

And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"

My latest for Slate
You’ve Heard About Who ICE Is Recruiting. The Truth Is Far Worse. I’m the Proof.
What happens when you do minimal screening before hiring agents, arming them, and sending them into the streets? We're all finding out.
slate.com
January 13, 2026 at 2:11 PM
New office shredder gor new year, have concerns about reliability
January 1, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Vote Atheism in 2026
The idea Christians should be in positions of power is central to today’s Christian right, but it took root decades ago.

“We should be taking over every area of life,” one leader said in 1985.

(Published Oct. 2024)
By @phoebepetrovic.bsky.social
Tracing the Roots of the Christian Nationalist Movement That’s Influencing Modern Politics
The Christian right has become an increasingly powerful force in American politics at every level, from school boards to the presidency. Its roots trace back decades.
projects.propublica.org
January 1, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Man it sure is great to have a pristine Windows 11 install that doesn't have any old useless crap on i--
December 31, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Hello! I'm still alive! I didn't give-up on Bluesky either.

Just very busy and distracted.

Will try to post more useless shit this year I promise.
December 31, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Damn it...

:(
November 1, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Today, an untold number of IT people are learning about DNS NCACHE aka DNS Negative Caching.
See also: RFC-2308

#aws #dns #itsalwaysdns #lolz
View the overall status and health of AWS services using the AWS Health Dashboard.
health.aws.amazon.com
October 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Here's Google's official support page suggesting that I should disassembly my phone, push the screen down or pry open the enclosure to fix the swollen battery issue I have.

#google #pixel #lawsuit
July 30, 2025 at 8:27 PM
My loving wife just broke the bad news to me about Ozzy Osbourne's death. I've been busy working.

Such a monumental loss to the world, to music, to everything. I was devastated I wasn't able to go to his final show, it sounded amazing.
July 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Ozzy Osbourne, the singular metal legend whose Black Sabbath virtually invented heavy metal and in later years became a reality TV pioneer, has died at the age of 76.

Access the free article here: www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
July 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
It's 2025 and this is what happens when I update contact information with Fidelity Investments.
#infosec #lolz
July 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Everybody's an editor. Hell, I knew a man who, after surgery, was left with a semicolon.
July 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Typical text exchange with adult daughter.
June 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
In the same day (today) I learn a sequel to Spaceballs is being made (with most of the original cast!) *and* a reboot of The Naked Gun.

With Liam Neeson.
June 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Man, I really want to murder some Nazis...
May 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Literally couldn't stop laughing at this part:

"during the execution of one task, the agent cannot find the right person to ask questions on [company chat]. As a result, it then decides to create a shortcut solution by renaming another user to the name of the intended user."
An Entire Company Was Staffed With AI Agents and You'll Never Guess What Happened
An experiment by researchers at Carnegie Melon University staffed a fake software company with AI Agents, and the results were dismal.
futurism.com
April 27, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Had to say goodbye to Emperor Boris this afternoon...
April 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Home hospice for Boris whos not been eating much at all the last week. He continues to lose weight but isnt in pain that we can tell.

Remember to hug your loved ones and don't let hate overtake you.
April 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Man I'm really in a mood to murder me some Nazis right now...
April 17, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The irony of this screen is not lost on me.
April 16, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikes. More details here, but this is... really bad. www.nextgov.com/cybersecurit...
April 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
It Has Begun
April 13, 2025 at 9:52 PM
"For a mentally retarded adult toddler."
April 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM