Admit it, its all happened tonus, 😉

You're not supposed to run with wood, sir.

I could never *run* 1.5 miles with my life-long crippling asthma.

Walk? Yep.

Requirement is to run.

It looks like it's the result of a list of "Do Not" from a page, which their AI probably decided was relevant because the steps say what to do.

That, however, will not protect Google from lawsuits about wrongful death or injury, I suspect. Money will of course...

Awesome!
Also hot.

That's some damn sexy-lookin' moss there

I've got on all Ozzy playlist running now and it'll be all I listen to for the next 24 hours.

50 billion bucks a year, every year, until we can cure/prevent paraboid schizophrenia

Smells like a nazi, let me get my bowie knife

Lolz, 'states rights' my asshole...