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elderofancients.bsky.social
Elder Of Ancients
@elderofancients.bsky.social
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Poking at things with sticks since 19mumble

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Delay, Deny, Depose.
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New office shredder gor new year, have concerns about reliability
January 1, 2026 at 7:42 PM
elderofancients.bsky.social
Yes, replaced with computers!
January 1, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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Man it sure is great to have a pristine Windows 11 install that doesn't have any old useless crap on i--
Screenshot of Win11 registry showing FUCKING HOTMAIL as a registered mail client, and it goes to Internet Explorer
December 31, 2025 at 6:25 PM
elderofancients.bsky.social
Damn it...

:(
November 1, 2025 at 4:16 PM
elderofancients.bsky.social
Here's Google's official support page suggesting that I should disassembly my phone, push the screen down or pry open the enclosure to fix the swollen battery issue I have.

#google #pixel #lawsuit
Screenshot from Google's support page for the Pixel Phones in response to a request for help with a swollen battery. The screen suggests doing a number of extremely dangerous things. "If needed, reach out to Google customer support for further guidance. Try to “press down” or force the cover glass or back cover into the phone. Try to pry open the enclosure. Try to remove the swollen battery from the device. Attempt to repair or fix your swollen battery or dissemble your device by yourself."
July 30, 2025 at 8:27 PM
elderofancients.bsky.social
It's 2025 and this is what happens when I update contact information with Fidelity Investments.
#infosec #lolz
Screenshot of multiple text messages from Fidelity, all from completely different 5-digit numbers.
July 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Typical text exchange with adult daughter.
June 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Home hospice for Boris whos not been eating much at all the last week. He continues to lose weight but isnt in pain that we can tell.

Remember to hug your loved ones and don't let hate overtake you.
Pic of Emperor Boris, a very sick cat, lying on his blanket in a home office with a nearby water bowl.
April 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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The irony of this screen is not lost on me.
Screenshot of the FBI webpage loading. It reads "Icon for www.fbi.govwww.fbi.gov Verify you are human by completing the action below. www.fbi.gov needs to review the security of your connection before proceeding."
April 16, 2025 at 11:11 PM
elderofancients.bsky.social
It Has Begun
Pic of a grill pilot light in the background with a filthy, soot covered forearm in the foreground
April 13, 2025 at 9:52 PM
elderofancients.bsky.social
"For a mentally retarded adult toddler."
Screenshot of a headline from BBC, quoting White House doctor having a seizure while claiming Trump is in excellent cognitive health
April 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Some DEI will be harder forvthe Nazis to remove
Picturebof sign at St Louis Arch museum documenting the flight of former slaves to Missouri in 1879
April 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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I mean, its not really *that* secret but still... amusing.
Screenshot of image properties of a picture from an NPR article related to stocks, illustrating when the image was taken, by whom and what software they used. Screenshot of image properties of a picture from an NPR article related to stocks, showing camera model and maker, exposure time F-stop and other technical photography details. Segment of a picture from an NPR article related to stocks, showing the screen of an IP phone from the NYSE floor including phone number. Also indicates phone has pre-programmed fast-dial for Security/Medical, Exec Ramp and Tech Ramp. Segment of a picture from an NPR article related to stocks, showing a paper sign taped up in the area referring to a decommissioning of a broker system. Includes phone numbers and e-mail addresses
April 4, 2025 at 11:49 PM
elderofancients.bsky.social
Sooooooooooon....

#cultofthelamb @cultofthelamb.bsky.social
Screenshot from an e-mail notification on a recent order that reads as follows. We wanted to let you know that a package was shipped to you via USPS, USPS Ground Advantage on 4/1/2025. Shipment Includes: Item # Description Qty DEV-255142 Cult of the Lamb: Hymns of the Unholy (Deluxe Vinyl) 1 DEV-255134 Cult of the Lamb Unholy Lamb T-Shirt (Black) - xxl 1
April 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Lolz, Bluesky.

Let's not threaten nazis! Might hurt their feelings or something...
Screenshot of an e-mail BlueSky sent me about a reply I made in this thread about Nazis. " Bluesky account you control (@elderofancients.bsky.social) posted content that was reviewed by Bluesky content moderators and found to include a threat, which is in violation of our Community Guidelines. As a result, the post has been taken down. Bluesky explicitly prohibits threats of violence or physical harm. We also do not allow content that encourages, promotes or glorifies violence against people, groups, or animals. You cannot use Bluesky to break the law or cause harm to others. All users must be treated with respect. Thank you for doing your part to keep Bluesky a welcoming and empowering place for all users. If you have any additional questions or wish to appeal this decision please email moderation@blueskyweb.xyz. Bluesky Moderation Team"
March 31, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Super, SUPER hard!

Qualys....

man smh....
Screenshot from a Wall Street Journal on ransomware recovery. The text of the screenshot reads as follows: "It sucks in the cloud, because you have to daisy-chain everything together, you have to know all of these different technologies and it is super, super hard," said Ken Dunham, cyber threat director at Qualys, a cloud security company.
March 30, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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I forget what these are... But they're coming up!
March 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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@osmote.net bitch, wut you doing in my kotaku, 😂
March 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Hmmmmm......
Screenshot of Southwest's password reset screen stating "We will email you the link to reset your password after you enter your email address and answer security questions", with the only fields being a first name, last name and e-mail address.
March 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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As a side note, when ivsaid high-maintenance ...
Pic of the many medicines, tonics and snacks used to treat Boris Pic of medication schedule for Boris
March 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Hes eating pretty much non-stop now. Just constantly. His mood and energy level is up.
Here he is doing his favorite dirt bath
March 14, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Spring has sprung!
March 13, 2025 at 4:35 PM
elderofancients.bsky.social
But you know ... Hard work has its rewards
March 13, 2025 at 2:28 AM
elderofancients.bsky.social
High maintenance cat continues to be high maintenance
March 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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And here he is tonight, just grumpy because I recently gave him his meds
March 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM