Ela Darling
@eladarling.bsky.social
VR XXX Queen, TEDx-er, Ex-librarian, Chaotic Good, amateur roboticist, and Stoned Adulterer 🍄
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Work- RealDoll
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she/her
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Our final episode on Hedy Lamarr is out today!
@eladarling.bsky.social & @sovereignsyre.bsky.social discuss her inventions & her patent for Frequency Hopping
How is it that she never saw a dime from her invention? Because she happened to be a dime herself, of course:
five.libsyn.com/show/episode...
@eladarling.bsky.social & @sovereignsyre.bsky.social discuss her inventions & her patent for Frequency Hopping
How is it that she never saw a dime from her invention? Because she happened to be a dime herself, of course:
five.libsyn.com/show/episode...
November 20, 2023 at 8:35 PM
Our final episode on Hedy Lamarr is out today!
@eladarling.bsky.social & @sovereignsyre.bsky.social discuss her inventions & her patent for Frequency Hopping
How is it that she never saw a dime from her invention? Because she happened to be a dime herself, of course:
five.libsyn.com/show/episode...
@eladarling.bsky.social & @sovereignsyre.bsky.social discuss her inventions & her patent for Frequency Hopping
How is it that she never saw a dime from her invention? Because she happened to be a dime herself, of course:
five.libsyn.com/show/episode...
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Hedy Lamarr Pt 3:
What do people see when they look at The Most Beautiful Girl in the World?
Whatever you tell them to. Doesn't hurt to have razor smart intellect behind your doe eyed stare
@eladarling.bsky.social @sovereignsyre.bsky.social
Listen:
bit.ly/illreputeapple
bit.ly/illreputespotify
What do people see when they look at The Most Beautiful Girl in the World?
Whatever you tell them to. Doesn't hurt to have razor smart intellect behind your doe eyed stare
@eladarling.bsky.social @sovereignsyre.bsky.social
Listen:
bit.ly/illreputeapple
bit.ly/illreputespotify
November 7, 2023 at 3:04 AM
Hedy Lamarr Pt 3:
What do people see when they look at The Most Beautiful Girl in the World?
Whatever you tell them to. Doesn't hurt to have razor smart intellect behind your doe eyed stare
@eladarling.bsky.social @sovereignsyre.bsky.social
Listen:
bit.ly/illreputeapple
bit.ly/illreputespotify
What do people see when they look at The Most Beautiful Girl in the World?
Whatever you tell them to. Doesn't hurt to have razor smart intellect behind your doe eyed stare
@eladarling.bsky.social @sovereignsyre.bsky.social
Listen:
bit.ly/illreputeapple
bit.ly/illreputespotify
Man, I'm just trying to smoke a bowl and look at a bunch of cool trees while I scroll on my phone, but Twitter is hashing my vibe so hard
Have some trees with blue sky, BlueSky:
Have some trees with blue sky, BlueSky:
November 5, 2023 at 6:37 PM
Man, I'm just trying to smoke a bowl and look at a bunch of cool trees while I scroll on my phone, but Twitter is hashing my vibe so hard
Have some trees with blue sky, BlueSky:
Have some trees with blue sky, BlueSky:
November 2, 2023 at 8:27 PM
Or try out latest, if you'd prefer:
This week, @eladarling.bsky.social & @sovereignsyre.bsky.social discuss the book Men, Women and Chainsaws by Carol J. Clover and what the Final Girl trope in slasher films tells us about how we feel about men, women, & violence
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podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/1...
November 2, 2023 at 8:23 PM
Or try out latest, if you'd prefer:
You should check this out!
This week on ILL REPUTE!, me and @eladarling.bsky.social talk about the history of horror movies. Don't forget to like and subscribe, and tell your smart friends to check us out!
PS - We’re taking a two week break from Hedy Lamarr to celebrate Spooky Season 👻🎃💀
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PS - We’re taking a two week break from Hedy Lamarr to celebrate Spooky Season 👻🎃💀
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/i...
November 2, 2023 at 8:23 PM
You should check this out!
Maybe you just aren't friends with enough whores.
Maybe you should work on that?
Maybe you should work on that?
September 27, 2023 at 6:59 AM
Maybe you just aren't friends with enough whores.
Maybe you should work on that?
Maybe you should work on that?
Our latest epsiode released today!
Join us as we explore the life of Sarah Baartman, aka Saartje, a Khoikhoi woman who became known historically as the "Hottentot Venus"
If you're enjoying the show, please send an episode to a friend!
Subscribe, download, rate, review:
bit.ly/illreputeapple
Join us as we explore the life of Sarah Baartman, aka Saartje, a Khoikhoi woman who became known historically as the "Hottentot Venus"
If you're enjoying the show, please send an episode to a friend!
Subscribe, download, rate, review:
bit.ly/illreputeapple
September 25, 2023 at 9:38 PM
Our latest epsiode released today!
Join us as we explore the life of Sarah Baartman, aka Saartje, a Khoikhoi woman who became known historically as the "Hottentot Venus"
If you're enjoying the show, please send an episode to a friend!
Subscribe, download, rate, review:
bit.ly/illreputeapple
Join us as we explore the life of Sarah Baartman, aka Saartje, a Khoikhoi woman who became known historically as the "Hottentot Venus"
If you're enjoying the show, please send an episode to a friend!
Subscribe, download, rate, review:
bit.ly/illreputeapple
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Me and @eladarling.bsky.social just relaunched our history podcast ILL REPUTE! Please click the link and rate and follow and listen! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/i...
September 21, 2023 at 7:19 PM
Me and @eladarling.bsky.social just relaunched our history podcast ILL REPUTE! Please click the link and rate and follow and listen! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/i...
New episode dropped this weekends!
We did a two part series about Olive Oatman that is out now on ILL REPUTE!
IF you haven’t subscribed yet, check it out:
www.illreputepodcast.com
We did a two part series about Olive Oatman that is out now on ILL REPUTE!
IF you haven’t subscribed yet, check it out:
www.illreputepodcast.com
September 20, 2023 at 4:44 PM
New episode dropped this weekends!
We did a two part series about Olive Oatman that is out now on ILL REPUTE!
IF you haven’t subscribed yet, check it out:
www.illreputepodcast.com
We did a two part series about Olive Oatman that is out now on ILL REPUTE!
IF you haven’t subscribed yet, check it out:
www.illreputepodcast.com
I have a podcast. I am a Podcaster.
I've recorded hours of amazing, thoroughly researched episodes with my bestie, @SovereignSyre and our first three episodes drop today!
Please subscribe and check it out, I'm more proud of my work w Sov than most shit:
I've recorded hours of amazing, thoroughly researched episodes with my bestie, @SovereignSyre and our first three episodes drop today!
Please subscribe and check it out, I'm more proud of my work w Sov than most shit:
September 5, 2023 at 4:46 PM
I have a podcast. I am a Podcaster.
I've recorded hours of amazing, thoroughly researched episodes with my bestie, @SovereignSyre and our first three episodes drop today!
Please subscribe and check it out, I'm more proud of my work w Sov than most shit:
I've recorded hours of amazing, thoroughly researched episodes with my bestie, @SovereignSyre and our first three episodes drop today!
Please subscribe and check it out, I'm more proud of my work w Sov than most shit:
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— SO ANYWAY INSISTING THAT SEX WORKERS HAVE TO BE EMPOWERED BY THEIR WORK TO DESERVE RESPECT AND LABOUR PROTECTIONS IS A PARTICULARLY MISOGYNISTIC FORM OF DOMESTIC LABOUR DISCRIMINATION THAT RELIES ON THE DEVALUATION OF FEMINISED LABOUR LIKE CHILDCARE, HOUSE CLEANING, AND ADMINIS
August 17, 2023 at 3:59 PM
— SO ANYWAY INSISTING THAT SEX WORKERS HAVE TO BE EMPOWERED BY THEIR WORK TO DESERVE RESPECT AND LABOUR PROTECTIONS IS A PARTICULARLY MISOGYNISTIC FORM OF DOMESTIC LABOUR DISCRIMINATION THAT RELIES ON THE DEVALUATION OF FEMINISED LABOUR LIKE CHILDCARE, HOUSE CLEANING, AND ADMINIS
Just took a Hitachi break during commercials and came while a McDonald's ad was on and now I want a cheeseburger
My pussy has been responsible for so many bad choices, I just love to see a boss queen diversifying her portfolio
My pussy has been responsible for so many bad choices, I just love to see a boss queen diversifying her portfolio
August 13, 2023 at 5:57 PM
Just took a Hitachi break during commercials and came while a McDonald's ad was on and now I want a cheeseburger
My pussy has been responsible for so many bad choices, I just love to see a boss queen diversifying her portfolio
My pussy has been responsible for so many bad choices, I just love to see a boss queen diversifying her portfolio
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Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says his children hate him, everyone laughs at him, nobody thinks he's a genius anymore.
Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Great clown Elon Musk is online. Go and watch him fuck up. That should pick you up.'
Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor…'
Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Great clown Elon Musk is online. Go and watch him fuck up. That should pick you up.'
Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor…'
July 28, 2023 at 3:31 AM
Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says his children hate him, everyone laughs at him, nobody thinks he's a genius anymore.
Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Great clown Elon Musk is online. Go and watch him fuck up. That should pick you up.'
Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor…'
Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Great clown Elon Musk is online. Go and watch him fuck up. That should pick you up.'
Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor…'
This thread 💯
I keep seeing “#art NEEDS business to guide it” and boy is that the largest load of shit dumped on artists ever.
All the greatest creations in art, games, film, and music came from out of fucking nowhere and subsumed the world. Business had fuck all to do with it.
All the greatest creations in art, games, film, and music came from out of fucking nowhere and subsumed the world. Business had fuck all to do with it.
July 27, 2023 at 3:48 PM
This thread 💯
I got a fractured wrist for my birthday, but at least I looked really cute right before I went ass over teakettle
July 27, 2023 at 3:45 PM
I got a fractured wrist for my birthday, but at least I looked really cute right before I went ass over teakettle
After some life shit, I'm finally getting back into researching AI tools to supplement and streamline the work I do as an adult content creator
One question I got at @XBIZ Miami was: how to deal with AI tools like ChatGPT being anti-sex work?
I do it like this!
#AIforHoes
One question I got at @XBIZ Miami was: how to deal with AI tools like ChatGPT being anti-sex work?
I do it like this!
#AIforHoes
July 17, 2023 at 4:05 PM
After some life shit, I'm finally getting back into researching AI tools to supplement and streamline the work I do as an adult content creator
One question I got at @XBIZ Miami was: how to deal with AI tools like ChatGPT being anti-sex work?
I do it like this!
#AIforHoes
One question I got at @XBIZ Miami was: how to deal with AI tools like ChatGPT being anti-sex work?
I do it like this!
#AIforHoes
The small assumptions they make about what I probably love or hate about my job just grate on me a little harder.
They want stories of me being a glamorous badass action hero whore that they really NEED me to be to fit their narrative and it isn't as bad as the alternative but its still tiring
They want stories of me being a glamorous badass action hero whore that they really NEED me to be to fit their narrative and it isn't as bad as the alternative but its still tiring
July 12, 2023 at 10:17 PM
The small assumptions they make about what I probably love or hate about my job just grate on me a little harder.
They want stories of me being a glamorous badass action hero whore that they really NEED me to be to fit their narrative and it isn't as bad as the alternative but its still tiring
They want stories of me being a glamorous badass action hero whore that they really NEED me to be to fit their narrative and it isn't as bad as the alternative but its still tiring
This is something I've found hard to articulate. I've been on calls, in social scenarios, etc with people who are SO enthusiastic about supporting sex workers that when they realize I am one, I suddenly feel very observed.
It feels similar to someone's first time seeing the ocean.
It feels similar to someone's first time seeing the ocean.
July 12, 2023 at 10:11 PM
This is something I've found hard to articulate. I've been on calls, in social scenarios, etc with people who are SO enthusiastic about supporting sex workers that when they realize I am one, I suddenly feel very observed.
It feels similar to someone's first time seeing the ocean.
It feels similar to someone's first time seeing the ocean.
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This is one of the few places on social media that isn’t horribly punitive to sex workers, and yet people are already arguing that porn should be banned so that they can comfortably scroll at work? Grow up!!
July 10, 2023 at 10:22 PM
This is one of the few places on social media that isn’t horribly punitive to sex workers, and yet people are already arguing that porn should be banned so that they can comfortably scroll at work? Grow up!!
You know what sucks when you just got home after a 6 hour drive and want to get into your home to pee?
Trying to figure out which app to download and make an account on so you can unlock your front door
My father's gun safe has better security than this shitty lock they put in!
Trying to figure out which app to download and make an account on so you can unlock your front door
My father's gun safe has better security than this shitty lock they put in!
I got home today to find I was locked out of my apt– a new digital lock had been installed on my door while I was away
Maintenance Homie helped–a text from an unknown number that I ignored was the only place to find instructions to ACCESS MY HOME
What an absolutely dystopian inconvenience
Maintenance Homie helped–a text from an unknown number that I ignored was the only place to find instructions to ACCESS MY HOME
What an absolutely dystopian inconvenience
July 10, 2023 at 12:20 PM
You know what sucks when you just got home after a 6 hour drive and want to get into your home to pee?
Trying to figure out which app to download and make an account on so you can unlock your front door
My father's gun safe has better security than this shitty lock they put in!
Trying to figure out which app to download and make an account on so you can unlock your front door
My father's gun safe has better security than this shitty lock they put in!
I got home today to find I was locked out of my apt– a new digital lock had been installed on my door while I was away
Maintenance Homie helped–a text from an unknown number that I ignored was the only place to find instructions to ACCESS MY HOME
What an absolutely dystopian inconvenience
Maintenance Homie helped–a text from an unknown number that I ignored was the only place to find instructions to ACCESS MY HOME
What an absolutely dystopian inconvenience
July 10, 2023 at 4:17 AM
I got home today to find I was locked out of my apt– a new digital lock had been installed on my door while I was away
Maintenance Homie helped–a text from an unknown number that I ignored was the only place to find instructions to ACCESS MY HOME
What an absolutely dystopian inconvenience
Maintenance Homie helped–a text from an unknown number that I ignored was the only place to find instructions to ACCESS MY HOME
What an absolutely dystopian inconvenience
My drug dealer just sent out a message– on her private Weed Menu Telegram channel– announcing that her wife finally gave birth, welcoming their son into the world 💕
This is the social media content I want more of in my life!
I sent them a bassinet from their registry because the weed is fire af 🔥
This is the social media content I want more of in my life!
I sent them a bassinet from their registry because the weed is fire af 🔥
July 8, 2023 at 7:04 PM
My drug dealer just sent out a message– on her private Weed Menu Telegram channel– announcing that her wife finally gave birth, welcoming their son into the world 💕
This is the social media content I want more of in my life!
I sent them a bassinet from their registry because the weed is fire af 🔥
This is the social media content I want more of in my life!
I sent them a bassinet from their registry because the weed is fire af 🔥
A social media site with no whores on it (at least not the kind you like). Shit is doomed to fail.
Threads is the worst. Massively psychologically damaging to scroll thru feed of factory-installed celebs who suck & brands. Better to be hatecrimed on Twitter or vibe-policed by some weird teenager named BipsyWolf on here. I wish it ill.
July 8, 2023 at 1:33 PM
A social media site with no whores on it (at least not the kind you like). Shit is doomed to fail.