ej
@ejiraffe.bsky.social
i love talking about harm reduction and bodily autonomy. big google maps fan.
update: that lasted two weeks and now nicotine is ruining my life 🥰
accidentally got addicted to nicotine and today i'm quitting. ready to have a terrible time 😇
July 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
update: that lasted two weeks and now nicotine is ruining my life 🥰
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fam, how many languages can we tell him to fuck off in
May 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
fam, how many languages can we tell him to fuck off in
accidentally got addicted to nicotine and today i'm quitting. ready to have a terrible time 😇
March 27, 2025 at 12:51 PM
accidentally got addicted to nicotine and today i'm quitting. ready to have a terrible time 😇
put away my laundry for the first time in two weeks
March 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
put away my laundry for the first time in two weeks
confirmed shazam does not work on simlish versions of songs 😭
March 4, 2025 at 6:22 AM
confirmed shazam does not work on simlish versions of songs 😭
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Im not gonna watch the Odyssey... homersexual agenda
February 25, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Im not gonna watch the Odyssey... homersexual agenda
hmmmmmmmmm i think love in all its forms is the most beautiful thing. okay goodniiiiiiiiight!! <3
February 16, 2025 at 4:00 AM
hmmmmmmmmm i think love in all its forms is the most beautiful thing. okay goodniiiiiiiiight!! <3
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attaching this to an email to the police department
Cleaning out old files on my computer is so funny because why do I have this
February 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM
attaching this to an email to the police department
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hmm perhaps being bombarded with news of our country's ever-quickening demise into fascism every day isn't good for my (or anyone's) mental health 🧐
February 4, 2025 at 2:31 PM
hmm perhaps being bombarded with news of our country's ever-quickening demise into fascism every day isn't good for my (or anyone's) mental health 🧐
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just deleted tw*tt*r off my phone can i get a hell yeah
February 1, 2025 at 1:57 AM
just deleted tw*tt*r off my phone can i get a hell yeah
city of pittsburgh i am in you for just tonight and tomorrow, what should my partner and i do with our short time here
January 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
city of pittsburgh i am in you for just tonight and tomorrow, what should my partner and i do with our short time here
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Ketamine is cool and great when administered by professionals for treatment of depression. Some of you don’t seem to appreciate that helping to stigmatize drugs ultimately harms a lot of people who are not shithead rich people
November 25, 2024 at 4:41 PM
Ketamine is cool and great when administered by professionals for treatment of depression. Some of you don’t seem to appreciate that helping to stigmatize drugs ultimately harms a lot of people who are not shithead rich people
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who up holding space for the lyrics of defying gravity and feeling power in that
November 23, 2024 at 1:29 PM
who up holding space for the lyrics of defying gravity and feeling power in that
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I have arrested Benjamin Netanyahu
November 22, 2024 at 3:29 AM
I have arrested Benjamin Netanyahu
Whenever we make ourselves smaller for them, they just shrink our box again.
November 21, 2024 at 1:51 AM
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Gentle reminder to stop using AI-generated images and stop supporting businesses that use them, whether for stock images or purchasable “art”.
They steal art and photography created by real people, and are cooking the planet even faster than before.
They steal art and photography created by real people, and are cooking the planet even faster than before.
November 13, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Gentle reminder to stop using AI-generated images and stop supporting businesses that use them, whether for stock images or purchasable “art”.
They steal art and photography created by real people, and are cooking the planet even faster than before.
They steal art and photography created by real people, and are cooking the planet even faster than before.
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“People [who use drugs] are afraid to access the programs we have because they are afraid to lose their housing, they’re afraid to lose their children, they’re afraid to lose their freedom”
November 7, 2024 at 6:25 PM
“People [who use drugs] are afraid to access the programs we have because they are afraid to lose their housing, they’re afraid to lose their children, they’re afraid to lose their freedom”
when keaton and i move to pittsburgh we need a porch so i can wistfully smoke a cigarette while watching the sunset
November 7, 2024 at 7:33 PM
when keaton and i move to pittsburgh we need a porch so i can wistfully smoke a cigarette while watching the sunset
god my friends are so fucking funny
January 10, 2024 at 6:02 PM
god my friends are so fucking funny
playing all too well (10 minute version) for keaton and they've said "surely we MUST be halfway through by now" three times
December 30, 2023 at 1:44 AM
playing all too well (10 minute version) for keaton and they've said "surely we MUST be halfway through by now" three times
i have zero interest in sharing space with anyone who feels the need to publicly comment on what im eating
December 27, 2023 at 5:33 AM
i have zero interest in sharing space with anyone who feels the need to publicly comment on what im eating