EJ Montijo
@ejinthecloud.bsky.social
Slapped some buttons on a screen now I think I'm a developer. Made some weird noises and now I think I'm a voice actor. Known to ramble poetic.
Lucky Tower Ultimate now in Early Access: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1700270/Lucky_Tower_Ultimate/
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It's important to inject your children with the woke mind virus at a young age to prevent it from escalating into brain worms as an adult.
The Epstein files don't exist.
And if they do, that doesn't prove Trump is a pedophile.
And if it does, that's not a big deal because 15 year olds can give consent.
And if they can't, that's not his fault.
And if it was, he didn't mean to.
And if he did, they deserved it.
And if they do, that doesn't prove Trump is a pedophile.
And if it does, that's not a big deal because 15 year olds can give consent.
And if they can't, that's not his fault.
And if it was, he didn't mean to.
And if he did, they deserved it.
The Epstein files don't exist.
And if they did, they aren't that bad.
And if they are, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, the victims deserved it.
And if they did, they aren't that bad.
And if they are, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, the victims deserved it.
Project 2025 doesn't exist.
And if it did, it isn't that bad.
And if it is, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it.
And if it did, it isn't that bad.
And if it is, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it.
November 14, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The Epstein files don't exist.
And if they do, that doesn't prove Trump is a pedophile.
And if it does, that's not a big deal because 15 year olds can give consent.
And if they can't, that's not his fault.
And if it was, he didn't mean to.
And if he did, they deserved it.
And if they do, that doesn't prove Trump is a pedophile.
And if it does, that's not a big deal because 15 year olds can give consent.
And if they can't, that's not his fault.
And if it was, he didn't mean to.
And if he did, they deserved it.
The Jeffrey Epstein scandal is a hoax.
Even if it was real, he wasn't that bad.
And even if he was, the Democrats are doing worse.
And even if they're not, Trump had no involvement with Epstein.
And even if he did, Trump didn't know about the abuse.
And even if he did, the victims wanted it.
Even if it was real, he wasn't that bad.
And even if he was, the Democrats are doing worse.
And even if they're not, Trump had no involvement with Epstein.
And even if he did, Trump didn't know about the abuse.
And even if he did, the victims wanted it.
The Epstein files don't exist.
And if they did, they aren't that bad.
And if they are, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, the victims deserved it.
And if they did, they aren't that bad.
And if they are, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, the victims deserved it.
Project 2025 doesn't exist.
And if it did, it isn't that bad.
And if it is, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it.
And if it did, it isn't that bad.
And if it is, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it.
November 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
The Jeffrey Epstein scandal is a hoax.
Even if it was real, he wasn't that bad.
And even if he was, the Democrats are doing worse.
And even if they're not, Trump had no involvement with Epstein.
And even if he did, Trump didn't know about the abuse.
And even if he did, the victims wanted it.
Even if it was real, he wasn't that bad.
And even if he was, the Democrats are doing worse.
And even if they're not, Trump had no involvement with Epstein.
And even if he did, Trump didn't know about the abuse.
And even if he did, the victims wanted it.
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Nobody wants to work anymore. Including me. That's why I've decided to become an elected official.
Vote for me, I won't do anything, and I have zero expectations of anyone else.
Vote for me, I won't do anything, and I have zero expectations of anyone else.
November 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Nobody wants to work anymore. Including me. That's why I've decided to become an elected official.
Vote for me, I won't do anything, and I have zero expectations of anyone else.
Vote for me, I won't do anything, and I have zero expectations of anyone else.
I will not be voting for Zohran Mamdani today.
The election was yesterday, and I don't live in New York.
The election was yesterday, and I don't live in New York.
November 6, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I will not be voting for Zohran Mamdani today.
The election was yesterday, and I don't live in New York.
The election was yesterday, and I don't live in New York.
This morning I was looking at the Mexican hairless dog Xoloitzcuintle (show-low-eets-QUEEN-tlee, often shortened to "Xolo," pronounced show-low)
Regional accent makes sh- sound like ch-.
y'all, I think cholo just means "you look like a dog" PLEASE say I'm wrong 😂🇲🇽
Regional accent makes sh- sound like ch-.
y'all, I think cholo just means "you look like a dog" PLEASE say I'm wrong 😂🇲🇽
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
This morning I was looking at the Mexican hairless dog Xoloitzcuintle (show-low-eets-QUEEN-tlee, often shortened to "Xolo," pronounced show-low)
Regional accent makes sh- sound like ch-.
y'all, I think cholo just means "you look like a dog" PLEASE say I'm wrong 😂🇲🇽
Regional accent makes sh- sound like ch-.
y'all, I think cholo just means "you look like a dog" PLEASE say I'm wrong 😂🇲🇽
Grocery prices aren't high
Even if they are, they're not that high.
And if they are, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not this administration's fault.
And if it is, it's an unfortunate consequence of making America great.
And if America isn't great, it doesn't deserve to be.
Even if they are, they're not that high.
And if they are, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not this administration's fault.
And if it is, it's an unfortunate consequence of making America great.
And if America isn't great, it doesn't deserve to be.
January 6th was a hoax.
Even if it did happen, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not Trump's fault.
And if it is, he didn't mean it.
And if he did, America deserved it.
Even if it did happen, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not Trump's fault.
And if it is, he didn't mean it.
And if he did, America deserved it.
The Young Republicans Telegram chat doesn't exist.
And if it did, it isn't that bad.
And if it is, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not their fault.
And if it was, they didn't mean it.
And if they did, those groups deserved it.
And if it did, it isn't that bad.
And if it is, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not their fault.
And if it was, they didn't mean it.
And if they did, those groups deserved it.
November 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Grocery prices aren't high
Even if they are, they're not that high.
And if they are, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not this administration's fault.
And if it is, it's an unfortunate consequence of making America great.
And if America isn't great, it doesn't deserve to be.
Even if they are, they're not that high.
And if they are, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not this administration's fault.
And if it is, it's an unfortunate consequence of making America great.
And if America isn't great, it doesn't deserve to be.
January 6th was a hoax.
Even if it did happen, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not Trump's fault.
And if it is, he didn't mean it.
And if he did, America deserved it.
Even if it did happen, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not Trump's fault.
And if it is, he didn't mean it.
And if he did, America deserved it.
The Young Republicans Telegram chat doesn't exist.
And if it did, it isn't that bad.
And if it is, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not their fault.
And if it was, they didn't mean it.
And if they did, those groups deserved it.
And if it did, it isn't that bad.
And if it is, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not their fault.
And if it was, they didn't mean it.
And if they did, those groups deserved it.
The Epstein files don't exist.
And if they did, they aren't that bad.
And if they are, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, the victims deserved it.
And if they did, they aren't that bad.
And if they are, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, the victims deserved it.
October 31, 2025 at 2:16 PM
January 6th was a hoax.
Even if it did happen, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not Trump's fault.
And if it is, he didn't mean it.
And if he did, America deserved it.
Even if it did happen, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not Trump's fault.
And if it is, he didn't mean it.
And if he did, America deserved it.
The ideal beach body is the ability to transform, completely, into a beach.
October 22, 2025 at 1:20 PM
The ideal beach body is the ability to transform, completely, into a beach.
It's important to inject your children with the woke mind virus at a young age to prevent it from escalating into brain worms as an adult.
October 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
It's important to inject your children with the woke mind virus at a young age to prevent it from escalating into brain worms as an adult.
One aspect of capitalism that I abhor is the sheer volume of food waste generated by food service, exacerbated by the hoarding of what is, supposedly, trash.
We have the means to end starvation around the world, it's just not a profitable enterprise.
We have the means to end starvation around the world, it's just not a profitable enterprise.
October 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
One aspect of capitalism that I abhor is the sheer volume of food waste generated by food service, exacerbated by the hoarding of what is, supposedly, trash.
We have the means to end starvation around the world, it's just not a profitable enterprise.
We have the means to end starvation around the world, it's just not a profitable enterprise.
The Young Republicans Telegram chat doesn't exist.
And if it did, it isn't that bad.
And if it is, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not their fault.
And if it was, they didn't mean it.
And if they did, those groups deserved it.
And if it did, it isn't that bad.
And if it is, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not their fault.
And if it was, they didn't mean it.
And if they did, those groups deserved it.
The Epstein files don't exist.
And if they did, they aren't that bad.
And if they are, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, the victims deserved it.
And if they did, they aren't that bad.
And if they are, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, the victims deserved it.
Project 2025 doesn't exist.
And if it did, it isn't that bad.
And if it is, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it.
And if it did, it isn't that bad.
And if it is, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it.
October 16, 2025 at 1:39 PM
The Young Republicans Telegram chat doesn't exist.
And if it did, it isn't that bad.
And if it is, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not their fault.
And if it was, they didn't mean it.
And if they did, those groups deserved it.
And if it did, it isn't that bad.
And if it is, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not their fault.
And if it was, they didn't mean it.
And if they did, those groups deserved it.
The Epstein files don't exist.
And if they did, they aren't that bad.
And if they are, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, the victims deserved it.
And if they did, they aren't that bad.
And if they are, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, the victims deserved it.
Project 2025 doesn't exist.
And if it did, it isn't that bad.
And if it is, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it.
And if it did, it isn't that bad.
And if it is, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it.
October 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
The Epstein files don't exist.
And if they did, they aren't that bad.
And if they are, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, the victims deserved it.
And if they did, they aren't that bad.
And if they are, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, the victims deserved it.
Project 2025 doesn't exist.
And if it did, it isn't that bad.
And if it is, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it.
And if it did, it isn't that bad.
And if it is, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it.
October 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Project 2025 doesn't exist.
And if it did, it isn't that bad.
And if it is, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it.
And if it did, it isn't that bad.
And if it is, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did, you deserved it.
Beer and video games are very similar. The popular ones are over-hyped and underwhelming, you have to endure a majority of awful experiences to find the ones you like...
...And after you've finally found one you like, BAM... Alcoholism.
...And after you've finally found one you like, BAM... Alcoholism.
October 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Beer and video games are very similar. The popular ones are over-hyped and underwhelming, you have to endure a majority of awful experiences to find the ones you like...
...And after you've finally found one you like, BAM... Alcoholism.
...And after you've finally found one you like, BAM... Alcoholism.
Hey Bluesky, how are you today? I hope you have an excellent day, filled with hope and love. And if you can't, I hope Eldritch horrors beyond comprehension swiftly strike down your enemies.
October 7, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Hey Bluesky, how are you today? I hope you have an excellent day, filled with hope and love. And if you can't, I hope Eldritch horrors beyond comprehension swiftly strike down your enemies.
Government shutdowns should be like ring-out disqualification in wrestling. 10 days off the mat, we reroll the government.
October 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Government shutdowns should be like ring-out disqualification in wrestling. 10 days off the mat, we reroll the government.
I've decided to start a troupe of ghosts, goblins, ghouls, and other creatures of the night. Our primary goal will be to bring moral awareness and spiritual awakening to those who haven't had the privilege of facing life-threatening hardship. Terror is an experience the lower class shouldn't hoard.
September 16, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I've decided to start a troupe of ghosts, goblins, ghouls, and other creatures of the night. Our primary goal will be to bring moral awareness and spiritual awakening to those who haven't had the privilege of facing life-threatening hardship. Terror is an experience the lower class shouldn't hoard.
Once this is all over, once the chips have fallen, once the dictatorship has ended, I hope people remember how tech company CEOs have fellated Donald Trump. They are not only complicit in his administration, they are directly funding his actions. Your content, their platform, everyone's genocide
September 7, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Once this is all over, once the chips have fallen, once the dictatorship has ended, I hope people remember how tech company CEOs have fellated Donald Trump. They are not only complicit in his administration, they are directly funding his actions. Your content, their platform, everyone's genocide
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it took 3 episodes to get there, but ep 4 of Alien Earth FINALLY feels like a Noah Hawley show. Up 'til now it's been good, even if nostalgia bait isn't my jam. But with that last shot the franchise feels full of possibilities in ways it hasn't since... 1986?
#alien #filmsky #alienearth
#alien #filmsky #alienearth
August 27, 2025 at 6:02 AM
it took 3 episodes to get there, but ep 4 of Alien Earth FINALLY feels like a Noah Hawley show. Up 'til now it's been good, even if nostalgia bait isn't my jam. But with that last shot the franchise feels full of possibilities in ways it hasn't since... 1986?
#alien #filmsky #alienearth
#alien #filmsky #alienearth
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There is a Gyarados inside all of us. I kept thinking that with every level up, I'd unleash it, but I'm not quite there yet.
And when i do, it's going to be glorious.
And when i do, it's going to be glorious.
August 15, 2025 at 6:14 AM
There is a Gyarados inside all of us. I kept thinking that with every level up, I'd unleash it, but I'm not quite there yet.
And when i do, it's going to be glorious.
And when i do, it's going to be glorious.
the haters didn't think I'd ever hit inbox 0, but joke's on them because I don't get messages
the haters didn’t think i’d ever hit inbox 0, and that’s why they’re haters instead of psychics
August 15, 2025 at 12:45 AM
the haters didn't think I'd ever hit inbox 0, but joke's on them because I don't get messages
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The latest #TheInfectionCut focuses on Welles' trying to get Heart of Darkness made, but along the way we dig into the history of Apocalypse Now, and how it was originally to be shot in Vietnam durring the war!
Get it here: www.podbean.com/ew/pb-e8qrg-...
#podcast #podsky #filmpsky #moviepodcast
Get it here: www.podbean.com/ew/pb-e8qrg-...
#podcast #podsky #filmpsky #moviepodcast
August 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The latest #TheInfectionCut focuses on Welles' trying to get Heart of Darkness made, but along the way we dig into the history of Apocalypse Now, and how it was originally to be shot in Vietnam durring the war!
Get it here: www.podbean.com/ew/pb-e8qrg-...
#podcast #podsky #filmpsky #moviepodcast
Get it here: www.podbean.com/ew/pb-e8qrg-...
#podcast #podsky #filmpsky #moviepodcast
I have this bad habit of going out of my way to help other people, without taking care of myself. So, I've been focusing on my happiness for the last few months.
Today I looked at the clouds as the sun revealed itself and realized how much had changed around me, and how excited I am for all of it.
Today I looked at the clouds as the sun revealed itself and realized how much had changed around me, and how excited I am for all of it.
August 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I have this bad habit of going out of my way to help other people, without taking care of myself. So, I've been focusing on my happiness for the last few months.
Today I looked at the clouds as the sun revealed itself and realized how much had changed around me, and how excited I am for all of it.
Today I looked at the clouds as the sun revealed itself and realized how much had changed around me, and how excited I am for all of it.
