EJ Montijo
@ejinthecloud.bsky.social
Slapped some buttons on a screen now I think I'm a developer. Made some weird noises and now I think I'm a voice actor. Known to ramble poetic.
Lucky Tower Ultimate now in Early Access: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1700270/Lucky_Tower_Ultimate/
Lucky Tower Ultimate now in Early Access: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1700270/Lucky_Tower_Ultimate/
This morning I was looking at the Mexican hairless dog Xoloitzcuintle (show-low-eets-QUEEN-tlee, often shortened to "Xolo," pronounced show-low)
Regional accent makes sh- sound like ch-.
y'all, I think cholo just means "you look like a dog" PLEASE say I'm wrong 😂🇲🇽
Regional accent makes sh- sound like ch-.
y'all, I think cholo just means "you look like a dog" PLEASE say I'm wrong 😂🇲🇽
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
This morning I was looking at the Mexican hairless dog Xoloitzcuintle (show-low-eets-QUEEN-tlee, often shortened to "Xolo," pronounced show-low)
Regional accent makes sh- sound like ch-.
y'all, I think cholo just means "you look like a dog" PLEASE say I'm wrong 😂🇲🇽
Regional accent makes sh- sound like ch-.
y'all, I think cholo just means "you look like a dog" PLEASE say I'm wrong 😂🇲🇽
Just born this way I guess but thanks for the compliment
October 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Just born this way I guess but thanks for the compliment
I have this bad habit of going out of my way to help other people, without taking care of myself. So, I've been focusing on my happiness for the last few months.
Today I looked at the clouds as the sun revealed itself and realized how much had changed around me, and how excited I am for all of it.
Today I looked at the clouds as the sun revealed itself and realized how much had changed around me, and how excited I am for all of it.
August 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I have this bad habit of going out of my way to help other people, without taking care of myself. So, I've been focusing on my happiness for the last few months.
Today I looked at the clouds as the sun revealed itself and realized how much had changed around me, and how excited I am for all of it.
Today I looked at the clouds as the sun revealed itself and realized how much had changed around me, and how excited I am for all of it.
I drew this many years ago in preparation for your post
July 10, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I drew this many years ago in preparation for your post
9 years but who's counting amirite
June 9, 2025 at 2:18 PM
9 years but who's counting amirite
Batman started as painting practice using Jim Carrey. Pretty proud of the result!
May 30, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Batman started as painting practice using Jim Carrey. Pretty proud of the result!
I painted some silly faces yesterday and couldn’t help myself from subjecting you to this
May 30, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I painted some silly faces yesterday and couldn’t help myself from subjecting you to this
Sometimes you can use one art to make two
May 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Sometimes you can use one art to make two
Draw a face on Guilliman and QRP your art!
(Idea and template taken from this reddit thread: www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/s...)
(Idea and template taken from this reddit thread: www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/s...)
May 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Draw a face on Guilliman and QRP your art!
(Idea and template taken from this reddit thread: www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/s...)
(Idea and template taken from this reddit thread: www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/s...)
What if Chris Jericho had a quarterstaff and a pretty dress
May 28, 2025 at 5:45 PM
What if Chris Jericho had a quarterstaff and a pretty dress
I drew this because of your post. Look what you did i hope you’re happy with yourself
May 22, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I drew this because of your post. Look what you did i hope you’re happy with yourself
This will be my most popular piece on Bluesky so far... Mostly because I don't post my art 😅
May 18, 2025 at 2:45 PM
This will be my most popular piece on Bluesky so far... Mostly because I don't post my art 😅
Mr. President...
They've gained access to the neopets.
They've gained access to the neopets.
May 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Mr. President...
They've gained access to the neopets.
They've gained access to the neopets.
If you see this, post a sword!
Slashy slashy!
Slashy slashy!
May 5, 2025 at 3:29 PM
If you see this, post a sword!
Slashy slashy!
Slashy slashy!
Definitely giving animated LOTR vibes!
May 1, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Definitely giving animated LOTR vibes!
Gary enjoys movies
April 29, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Gary enjoys movies
Man something about the El Salvador super prison reminds me of something...
April 15, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Man something about the El Salvador super prison reminds me of something...
BREAKING: Justin Chatwin in talks to accept the role of Zelda in the new Legend of Zelda movie www.notreal.news/totally-reli...
March 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
BREAKING: Justin Chatwin in talks to accept the role of Zelda in the new Legend of Zelda movie www.notreal.news/totally-reli...
My dog sends his regards
March 16, 2025 at 2:21 PM
My dog sends his regards