EJ Montijo
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ejinthecloud.bsky.social
EJ Montijo
@ejinthecloud.bsky.social
Slapped some buttons on a screen now I think I'm a developer. Made some weird noises and now I think I'm a voice actor. Known to ramble poetic.

Lucky Tower Ultimate now in Early Access: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1700270/Lucky_Tower_Ultimate/
Is it just illegal to do both at the same time? Or can I alternate?
November 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I have yet to experience my brain clacking and now I have fomo thanks
November 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
"Drain the swamp to build a parking lot for pedophiles" just didn't test as well with focus groups
November 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM
It's simple! You need to be alive to be productive, right?

Rest supports key body functions that help keep you alive!

Think of it like "if I don't do this, I'll die!" and it'll make more sense.

Follow me for more self care advice!
November 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Consider the muscle groups you're working! It engages your quads and glutes, for sure, but you're supposed to use your core the most to lift. Each lift is one rep on your core!
November 13, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Hi please delete this, your profile, and my memories of reading this thanks
November 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I downloaded a car to offset your law-abiding karma. Read them, or I'll pull the label off a mattress next.
November 13, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I’ve never seen gallade in my LIFE! Though, my Pokédex since Yellow has been shamefully empty.

The rest of my Pokéknowledge is all secondhand via memes.
November 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Oh shit i didn’t realize they gender swapped Gardevoir
November 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Why does this sound like a Hozier song
November 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Only a half gallon of chili? Never mind, I'm canceling my RSVP.
November 1, 2025 at 10:14 PM
October 23, 2025 at 2:42 PM
NFTs are great when you're rich and want to purchase the rights to a digital token that potentially represents something else but is in no way guaranteed or insured to be anything other than a glorified text file.

Or if you're doing crimes! Then they're a great investment.
October 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Just born this way I guess but thanks for the compliment
October 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM