Eggland's Worst
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How tf do people cook steak on a stovetop with a pan. Everyone says just get oil screaming hot in a pan and cook for a couple minutes each side but its been like 20 min and its still raaaaawww
January 23, 2026 at 4:48 AM
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2am at the club when all the lights come on
January 23, 2026 at 3:09 AM
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Something I might consider doing as the opposition party is going to Minneapolis as a show of solidarity, particularly since there's nothing for me to do in Congress because I don't have the votes
January 23, 2026 at 1:21 AM
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January 23, 2026 at 12:05 AM
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January 22, 2026 at 5:59 PM
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In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.

I have translated some of the highlights
January 20, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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well that was a pretty stupid 72 hours that destroyed every positive relationship we had in europe
January 21, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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You used to be able to "inspect element" in this country. You used to be able to download video
January 21, 2026 at 2:57 AM
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good morning mr president, heres your daily list of things you could do today to make everyones life worse
January 20, 2026 at 12:40 PM
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scully you're not gonna believe this
January 19, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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January 18, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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January 18, 2026 at 2:19 AM
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January 16, 2026 at 11:45 AM
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January 17, 2026 at 4:27 AM
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ICE has kidnapped so many people from their cars that the city had to put out this statement. Let that sink in.
Vehicles that are abandoned due to an ICE detention and towed to the City's impound lot will be released to their owners or a representative at no cost.

Learn more: https://www.minneapolismn.gov/getting-around/parking-driving/impound-lot/#d.en.200746
January 16, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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They Gave the Goombas Guns
January 16, 2026 at 9:59 AM
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I like stories about group of people trapped in a place
January 14, 2026 at 4:06 AM
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We could have paid teachers at any time.

We could have simply offered a dignified wage to do any of the work we need done at any time.

San Fransisco could be clean right now.

It was always a matter of political will.
ICE AGENT: “I love my job. I can’t believe they pay me to do this. I’d do it for free. I only went to high school and I make $200,000.”
January 14, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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January 14, 2026 at 12:07 AM