Fuck it, let’s go 23 innings

Watching S2 E2 of The Rehearsal and am thoroughly convinced Nathan Fielder could be God's strongest soldier in the fight to get society's worst elements to publicly embarrass themselves. I'm not sure how, but of this I am sure.

🙏🙏🙏 if justice is real, I will take my place as god-emporer of the great state of California and impose mandatory density minimums of 35,000 people per square mile in any county served by rail transit

For highway projects, states only pay 20% and federal government pays the rest, but for California High Speed Rail the ratio is flipped around - 80% comes from state government.

Every year, my cycling goal is not to be hit by a driver operating a motor vehicle.

Cheating on an exam by memorizing everything the professor taught in advance so I can easily answer all the questions