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Michelle
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she/her, wasting time waiting for the jug to boil. Plant overbuyer, op shop lover.
It has been, again, a couch & audiobook day. I am not relying on any of you bastards to recommend me anything though ’cos you’re all hopeless.

Am listening to Merlin Sheldrake’s Entangled Life. An excellently read & extremely interesting book.
If only everyone here would leave me alone to listen 😭.
It’s a beautiful day today, the frogs are singing & the rain is shining.

Definitely a couch & audiobook day.

Please send recommendations as I have a @libro.fm credit burning a hole in my phone. Yeah, there are already dozens of books in my wishlist but there’s always room for more.
#audiobooks
November 9, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Nice one, New York City.
November 5, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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Lol it is clear that no one on Waroona Shire council is on the internet. I so hope they do this.

“Waroona Shire suggests blowing up rotting whale carcass to save money” www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...
Shire suggests blowing up dead whale as alternative to expensive disposal
A coastal shire in WA suggests towing a rotting whale carcass out to sea and blowing it up, saying it cannot afford to dispose of the whale itself.
www.abc.net.au
October 31, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Poor kid, banished, facing a life on the stree… *holds hands to ear* wait, I’m getting an update…

“Andrew would relocate to the Sandringham Estate, privately funded by the King”

Going from living free in one mansion to another.
Performance, not punishment.

www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...
King Charles strips Prince Andrew of title and tells him to leave Royal Lodge
Prince Andrew will have his royal titles removed and surrender the lease of his Royal Lodge on the grounds of Windsor.
www.abc.net.au
October 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
So good!
October 30, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Finally got to plug in the FTTP and WHAT THE FUCK?!

DOWNLOADS ACTUALLY DON’T TAKE ONE MILLION YEARS?!

It is (almost literally) ten times faster than the plain old nbn box. (3.6Mbps to 30.7Mbps)

Live footage of the sons:
jerry from tom and jerry is crying with tears of joy written underneath him
Alt: jerry from tom and jerry is holding himself up with one hand and the other hand is clasped over his mouth, and he’s crying. The text tears of joy is written underneath.
media.tenor.com
October 28, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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if you don’t spend several hours a day on your phone you’ll miss all the Crap and Bullshit
October 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Double OMG! After giving it a 20% chance of sailing due to weather, I rock up 4 hours early, wait five minutes and I'm on the Spirit of Kangaroo Island freight ferry, fuel truck and all.
I love SeaLink and told the skipper I wanted to give him a hug.
I'll get home before 6pm. What a happy ending!
October 26, 2025 at 6:03 AM
It’s a beautiful day today, the frogs are singing & the rain is shining.

Definitely a couch & audiobook day.

Please send recommendations as I have a @libro.fm credit burning a hole in my phone. Yeah, there are already dozens of books in my wishlist but there’s always room for more.
#audiobooks
October 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Tadpole feeding frenzy in my pond this morning. #WildOz
October 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Trump is a master of understated elegance, I’m sure the new East Wing is going to look wonderf… 🤣 oh man, it’s going to be fucking horrible.
As reported earlier Tuesday at Law Dork. www.lawdork.com/p/trump-demo...
October 22, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Imagining Kevin calmly taking a cup of tea into his office that evening, settling himself at his desk, and beginning to plot. After he’d smashed up the entire house in fury.
www.betootaadvocate.com/world-news/k...
October 21, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The horrified hand over the mouth was all of us, then it just kept getting worse.
“i am psychologically normal”
October 18, 2025 at 10:47 PM
What kind of frog do green glitter tadpoles grow up to be #WildOz? 😂
October 18, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Extremely unwelcome addition to google searches.
Is there even an ai free search engine out there?
October 15, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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October 13, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Lol
Wish I’d been a fly on the wall when he found out who was the winner.

www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...
Donald Trump had 'no chance' at winning Nobel Peace Prize
Donald Trump has not been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, and, despite his persistent claim that he "deserves the prize", experts are not at all surprised he didn't win.
www.abc.net.au
October 10, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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There's an alternate explanation out there, I'm sure...
Trump: "When 97% of the stories are bad about a person, that's no longer free speech."
September 19, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
September 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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I’m at the point where I just don’t want to hear about any more of this. We know how it will be used, distorted to further erase democracy in the US; we know the howling subversion of reality they will serve up. I wish we could just close the door on them, as to other crackpot regimes.
September 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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September 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Yarra, with hot jam donut. #art 😆
September 9, 2025 at 4:40 AM
The smallest particle known to man is the pixel in the X you have to tap to safely get out of temu ads.
September 7, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Hind Rajab.
September 4, 2025 at 2:46 AM