Eerie Emilie, the spookiest gay in the village
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Eerie Emilie, the spookiest gay in the village
@eerieemilie.bsky.social
she/her preferred, they/them on a trial basis | goth, punk, rookie stoner, streamer, and all around cool cat | ΘΔ | engaged to @yourpalroachie.bsky.social
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I’m thinking of changing my ’sona’s hairstyle. I love the deathhawk, but nobody’s ever drawn it quite right, and I think right now, I want something a little more… (stereo)typically “butch lesbian” coded, I guess, for lack of better wording. I’m open to suggestions.
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November 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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I can't remember if I ever posted this here before so here's me doing it again I guess!
November 27, 2025 at 10:16 PM
There must be a seasonal aspect to my mental health, because today was rougher than it should have been. Maybe this is just me being pessimistic, but I’m wondering if holidays and family get-togethers are just always going to make me feel like shit.
November 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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May all of your bajas be blasted
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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If you like an author's work, the best thing you can do is buy it. The second best thing you can do is ask your local library to buy it. Or, do both!
A reminder that the median book deal for a debut author in the UK is £7000, paid over 12-18 months. (from 2022 Society of Authors report). Some of your favourite writers are struggling. societyofauthors.org/2022/12/06/a....
A profession struggling to sustain itself - The Society of Authors
ALCS report on author incomes shows 60% drop in median incomes since 2006
societyofauthors.org
November 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
“Chief people officer” thinks people are machines that should be run until they break.

I think the bitch should put her money where her mouth is and get an entry level Walmart job to show us how it’s done.
November 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Happy Chompsgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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As most things in manga owe a debt to Tezuka Sensei (Osamu Tezuka), it is not surprising that scholars have isolated Tezuka’s 1953 series “Princess Knight” as a deeply important touchstone for the evolution of trans representation in manga as a whole. #princessknight #tezuka 1/11
November 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
So I definitely enjoyed Zootopia 2, but I don’t think I like it. I knew who the twist villain was the second I saw him ten minutes in, and some of the dialogue is just really odd for a kids’ movie.
November 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I will never give a shred of acceptance to a technology that permanently poisons drinking water and destroys jobs in the name of enriching people who already have more money than 90% of humanity, you sad tit.
Is this platform still massively against AI or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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defunctland videos are great because everyone in charge of disneyland for the past half century have been trying to carry out what they think walt would’ve wanted like they’re the patriots in MGS trying to carry out the boss’s will. coincidentally both involve giant robot dinosaurs
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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August 21, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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I’m thinking of changing my ’sona’s hairstyle. I love the deathhawk, but nobody’s ever drawn it quite right, and I think right now, I want something a little more… (stereo)typically “butch lesbian” coded, I guess, for lack of better wording. I’m open to suggestions.
October 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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So apparently gay rams are often killed because they don't tend to make more rams.

So this gay farmer buys the gay rams to keep them alive and sells the wool!
am I even awake right now?
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 AM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?

Mr. Peanutbutter, my beloved!
November 25, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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narrator: 50 years ago...

me: [nods] in 1945

narrator: in 1975...

me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
FINALLY!
November 25, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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No email from a library system stirs the imagination like a notice my scan is ready to download through WORLDCAT. The great cat that surrounds the world? That nuzzles the roots of the world-scratching-tree? The great world cat who is and was and shall be? That cat???
November 25, 2025 at 8:19 AM
That’s cool as hell, every city everywhere should have that!
THIS is what people are talking about when they talk about the underground city in Montreal.

It's not people literally living underground. It's 30+km of tunnels connecting buildings downtown so that you can get around without once stepping out into the cold during winter.
November 25, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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‘Billionaires’
‘Poor people!’
‘Billionaires’
‘The middle classes aren’t doing enough!’
‘Billionaires’
‘Immigrants! So many immigrants! All of them coming over here and and CONTRIBUTING!’
‘Billionaires’
‘Fine. Fine! We hear you.’
‘Thank Fuck’
‘Can’t throw milkshakes at us if they’re taxed, peasants!’
are you fucking serious
November 25, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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Okay, look… even with kind of a thing for feet, this feels a little weirdly indulgent.
November 25, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Time for some wake ‘n’ bake theology.

I fully acknowledge that there is no evidence of any god ever existing, and that it is inherently illogical to believe in a god. I fully acknowledge that I only believe in my gods because it makes me feel better.
November 25, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Obviously no disrespect to Joel Gray, the man’s a legend, but Eddie Redmayne really is just amazing as the Emcee in Cabaret. It’s fucking bonkers how good he is.
November 25, 2025 at 10:32 AM