Snake 🐍🏴☠️ [insert cool thing]
@edsstaugsnake.bsky.social
Drag king, former famous lesbian and “Slutty Kraken” AKA Fish ‘n’ Tits. OFMD all day. She/ze/yes ma’am. Bicon era; older than most of you 🔞
AI users get blocked!
EdsStAugustineSnake on AO3, Travis.teee on IG, sten6403 on Discord
AI users get blocked!
EdsStAugustineSnake on AO3, Travis.teee on IG, sten6403 on Discord
January 6, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Reposted by Snake 🐍🏴☠️ [insert cool thing]
😭😭💖 had anyone ever thought that about Stede before Ed came along?
January 4, 2026 at 10:23 PM
😭😭💖 had anyone ever thought that about Stede before Ed came along?
I can tell you my favorite child* but not my favorite Advint Calindah offering. Read/look at them all!
*/jk**
**I won’t tell you
*/jk**
**I won’t tell you
Happy New Years crew! 🗓️ 🎆🏴☠️ QRT this with your fav thing from the Advint Calindah— when it's midnight where you are it could help make 2026 your Kraken Era 😌🫶
January 4, 2026 at 10:44 PM
I can tell you my favorite child* but not my favorite Advint Calindah offering. Read/look at them all!
*/jk**
**I won’t tell you
*/jk**
**I won’t tell you
Reposted by Snake 🐍🏴☠️ [insert cool thing]
*repetitive strain injury from tapping the sign*
January 2, 2026 at 5:38 AM
*repetitive strain injury from tapping the sign*
Reposted by Snake 🐍🏴☠️ [insert cool thing]
Hey y'all, if you haven't checked the Advint Calindah to see what this is for, I recommend taking a look behind the door for January 1st 👀
ourflagmeans.gay/2025/
ourflagmeans.gay/2025/
January 2, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Hey y'all, if you haven't checked the Advint Calindah to see what this is for, I recommend taking a look behind the door for January 1st 👀
ourflagmeans.gay/2025/
ourflagmeans.gay/2025/
Reposted by Snake 🐍🏴☠️ [insert cool thing]
Reposted by Snake 🐍🏴☠️ [insert cool thing]
Omg so mich great stuff!! It made my month! My favorite was
In the Gravy Basket (/mostly pos)
By @edsstaugsnake.bsky.social and performed by @happydaiz.bsky.social
Best opening line ever heheheh
archiveofourown.org/collections/...
In the Gravy Basket (/mostly pos)
By @edsstaugsnake.bsky.social and performed by @happydaiz.bsky.social
Best opening line ever heheheh
archiveofourown.org/collections/...
January 1, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Omg so mich great stuff!! It made my month! My favorite was
In the Gravy Basket (/mostly pos)
By @edsstaugsnake.bsky.social and performed by @happydaiz.bsky.social
Best opening line ever heheheh
archiveofourown.org/collections/...
In the Gravy Basket (/mostly pos)
By @edsstaugsnake.bsky.social and performed by @happydaiz.bsky.social
Best opening line ever heheheh
archiveofourown.org/collections/...
Just going to say that I am very drunk and went dancing with my friend
January 1, 2026 at 8:24 AM
Just going to say that I am very drunk and went dancing with my friend
Oh I cannot WAIT to read this!
What exactly is Ed looking at? Find out in my and @sweetpotato70.bsky.social's collab Deck the Balls, posted for December 31st on the Advint Calindah!
archiveofourown.org/works/76738806
archiveofourown.org/works/76738806
December 31, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Oh I cannot WAIT to read this!
Reposted by Snake 🐍🏴☠️ [insert cool thing]
This Brazilian woman hates AI
December 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
This Brazilian woman hates AI
🥰
Recap 12/29 (w/ a few that I missed on yesterday's huge list):
-"In the Gravy Basket (/mostly pos)" by @edsstaugsnake.bsky.social: archiveofourown.org/works/76488536 If you're looking for Ed treating himself to a holiday's worth of cheese & protecting his tempting ass from a dog, this is the one!
-"In the Gravy Basket (/mostly pos)" by @edsstaugsnake.bsky.social: archiveofourown.org/works/76488536 If you're looking for Ed treating himself to a holiday's worth of cheese & protecting his tempting ass from a dog, this is the one!
archiveofourown.org
December 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
🥰
So cute!!! Zoom in on all the snowmen! #garlicsoup and Crew!
Some Calvin & Hobbes-style Garlic Soup shenanigans for December 30 on @roximonoxide.bsky.social 's Advint Calendah 💙
Go check out the full calendar at ourflagmeans.gay/2025/, there are so many fun goodies to discover!!
#OFMDart
Go check out the full calendar at ourflagmeans.gay/2025/, there are so many fun goodies to discover!!
#OFMDart
December 30, 2025 at 1:48 PM
So cute!!! Zoom in on all the snowmen! #garlicsoup and Crew!
So excited to have a @happydaiz.bsky.social podfic of my fic about that goofy time between Christmas and the New Year!
The podfic of In the Gravy Basket (/mostly pos) by @edsstaugsnake.bsky.social.
After days of wine and cheese, Ed takes a stupid little walk and is rescued from the scariest dog in the world by the cutest blond man in the world and his tiny chihuahua. Will their dreams come true on New Year's Eve?
After days of wine and cheese, Ed takes a stupid little walk and is rescued from the scariest dog in the world by the cutest blond man in the world and his tiny chihuahua. Will their dreams come true on New Year's Eve?
December 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
So excited to have a @happydaiz.bsky.social podfic of my fic about that goofy time between Christmas and the New Year!
Check out today’s adorable rosy-cheeked art by @poorlyformed.bsky.social ! ourflagmeans.gay/2025/
🏴☠️ ADVINT CALINDAH 2025
ourflagmeans.gay
December 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Check out today’s adorable rosy-cheeked art by @poorlyformed.bsky.social ! ourflagmeans.gay/2025/
Reposted by Snake 🐍🏴☠️ [insert cool thing]
Dec 28th. The perfect occasion for a sweet story about that strange, liminal time between holidays 🧀🗓️❄️ If you too are full of cheese and unsure what day it is, join Ed and @edsstaugsnake.bsky.social in the Gravy Basket this year
ourflagmeans.gay/2025/
ourflagmeans.gay/2025/
🏴☠️ ADVINT CALINDAH 2025
ourflagmeans.gay
December 29, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Dec 28th. The perfect occasion for a sweet story about that strange, liminal time between holidays 🧀🗓️❄️ If you too are full of cheese and unsure what day it is, join Ed and @edsstaugsnake.bsky.social in the Gravy Basket this year
ourflagmeans.gay/2025/
ourflagmeans.gay/2025/
I didn’t realize Heated Rivalry was Canadian until I watched today! And at one point when Scott was walking down the street in “New York City” I recognized the shopping bag someone was carrying as one from Canadian grocery chain Sobeys. It is real and I have it in my house and yes eggplants
December 29, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I didn’t realize Heated Rivalry was Canadian until I watched today! And at one point when Scott was walking down the street in “New York City” I recognized the shopping bag someone was carrying as one from Canadian grocery chain Sobeys. It is real and I have it in my house and yes eggplants
December 28th is my Advint Calindah day! 🎉
In the Gravy Basket (/mostly pos)
6K, rated T, fear of dogs, fluff and flirting
archiveofourown.org/works/76488536
Thank you @roximonoxide.bsky.social for the cover art and for organizing the Calindah!
In the Gravy Basket (/mostly pos)
6K, rated T, fear of dogs, fluff and flirting
archiveofourown.org/works/76488536
Thank you @roximonoxide.bsky.social for the cover art and for organizing the Calindah!
December 28, 2025 at 1:51 PM
December 28th is my Advint Calindah day! 🎉
In the Gravy Basket (/mostly pos)
6K, rated T, fear of dogs, fluff and flirting
archiveofourown.org/works/76488536
Thank you @roximonoxide.bsky.social for the cover art and for organizing the Calindah!
In the Gravy Basket (/mostly pos)
6K, rated T, fear of dogs, fluff and flirting
archiveofourown.org/works/76488536
Thank you @roximonoxide.bsky.social for the cover art and for organizing the Calindah!
So cute!!!
Dec 27. Being this deep in the gravy basket now between mas and new years calls for a heart-warming helping of Garlic Soup. 😌
@ohtangerines.bsky.social brings us this postcard perfect moment from everyone's favourite polycule ❄️🧄💗 Gooo look!
ourflagmeans.gay/2025/
@ohtangerines.bsky.social brings us this postcard perfect moment from everyone's favourite polycule ❄️🧄💗 Gooo look!
ourflagmeans.gay/2025/
🏴☠️ ADVINT CALINDAH 2025
ourflagmeans.gay
December 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM
So cute!!!
This Big Bang fic deserves more readers! Look, it’s got some hardcore warnings and they’re accurate, but the magical setting takes the edge off. So much of the fic is lighthearted—absolutely hilarious found family crew of the Revenge and lots of D&D adventure vibes!
December 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
This Big Bang fic deserves more readers! Look, it’s got some hardcore warnings and they’re accurate, but the magical setting takes the edge off. So much of the fic is lighthearted—absolutely hilarious found family crew of the Revenge and lots of D&D adventure vibes!
Duck fic Duck fic Advint Calindah fic!
Proper promo time! I started with the goal to entice @emcolbs.bsky.social into drawing fang's goat, and ended with a fic about long-distance friendship and family you choose to keep. I hope you all enjoy it ❄️🐐💚
Go find us below on day 26!!! (or go to archiveofourown.org/works/76380546)
Go find us below on day 26!!! (or go to archiveofourown.org/works/76380546)
December 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Duck fic Duck fic Advint Calindah fic!
Merry Christmas to everyone who gets to read this!
Good morning and Merry Christmas to those who celebrate either! Behind door 25 is this cute little story by me and @tightenupmate.bsky.social with art by @515253545.bsky.social! check it out, then do yourself a favour and go look at the previous days 🔥
archiveofourown.org/works/76311356
archiveofourown.org/works/76311356
December 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Merry Christmas to everyone who gets to read this!
I’m actually wandering away to an empty room at a family gathering to read bites of this insanely hot fic! A Steph/Lucia twofer! 😍
happy december 23rd, pals!! behind today’s door, @citrussyndicate.bsky.social and I cooked up a lil treat for you 🥰 stede meets a gorgeously well-dressed stranger at sexy santa night at the bar and gets some lessons he doesn’t need—along with some he does 🔥 enjoy!! archiveofourown.org/works/76229241
December 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I’m actually wandering away to an empty room at a family gathering to read bites of this insanely hot fic! A Steph/Lucia twofer! 😍
Are you kidding me with this gorgeous collab?! 70s Christmas Eve porn?!?!?😍 @unfunpleasures.bsky.social and @sweetpotato70.bsky.social you’re the greatest
ourflagmeans.gay/2025/
ourflagmeans.gay/2025/
🏴☠️ ADVINT CALINDAH 2025
ourflagmeans.gay
December 22, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Are you kidding me with this gorgeous collab?! 70s Christmas Eve porn?!?!?😍 @unfunpleasures.bsky.social and @sweetpotato70.bsky.social you’re the greatest
ourflagmeans.gay/2025/
ourflagmeans.gay/2025/
Oh my gosh today’s art by @sweetpotato70.bsky.social is soooooooooooooo cute! 😍
ourflagmeans.gay/2025/
ourflagmeans.gay/2025/
🏴☠️ ADVINT CALINDAH 2025
ourflagmeans.gay
December 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Oh my gosh today’s art by @sweetpotato70.bsky.social is soooooooooooooo cute! 😍
ourflagmeans.gay/2025/
ourflagmeans.gay/2025/
His hair and beard are perfect right now 😭😍😭😍
December 21, 2025 at 4:17 AM
His hair and beard are perfect right now 😭😍😭😍