Snake 🐍🏴☠️ [insert cool thing]
@edsstaugsnake.bsky.social
Drag king, former famous lesbian and “Slutty Kraken” AKA Fish ‘n’ Tits. OFMD all day. She/ze/yes ma’am. Bicon era; older than most of you 🔞
AI users get blocked!
EdsStAugustineSnake on AO3, Travis.teee on IG, sten6403 on Discord
AI users get blocked!
EdsStAugustineSnake on AO3, Travis.teee on IG, sten6403 on Discord
I’m already excited about the croc attraction rivalry
![Zoom in on a green shirt embroidered with “Jason [White?]’s LAND OF CROCS AND OTHER ANIMALS”.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wuwptzi6aoeerkwucy6xk3d3/bafkreibxqsufnu37vrwohk67255mutrdyut7eftihgm3gg5wdmkannzcxq@jpeg)
![Zoom in on a blue shirt embroidered with “DON [DARRELL’S?] BEST BEST JUMPING CROC TOURS”.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wuwptzi6aoeerkwucy6xk3d3/bafkreic2alstpxjjf4a7uko2dzoskly3q2eb5usgurmu6yaikg4vvwzfce@jpeg)
November 11, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I’m already excited about the croc attraction rivalry
November 10, 2025 at 1:55 PM
@kalansphantomff.bsky.social thought of you today! 🍐🍐
November 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
@kalansphantomff.bsky.social thought of you today! 🍐🍐
One of my favorite fruits #taikawaititi #ofmd
November 5, 2025 at 1:35 PM
One of my favorite fruits #taikawaititi #ofmd
A) I need a Kitty Ed face on that hot water bottle
B) is that an eggplant in your bag or are you just happy to see me? (Yeah I know it’s a water bottle but the colors 🍆)
B) is that an eggplant in your bag or are you just happy to see me? (Yeah I know it’s a water bottle but the colors 🍆)
October 23, 2025 at 3:16 PM
A) I need a Kitty Ed face on that hot water bottle
B) is that an eggplant in your bag or are you just happy to see me? (Yeah I know it’s a water bottle but the colors 🍆)
B) is that an eggplant in your bag or are you just happy to see me? (Yeah I know it’s a water bottle but the colors 🍆)
Dunno why it cuts my head off, but this is a favorite clip from my Erasure act
October 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Dunno why it cuts my head off, but this is a favorite clip from my Erasure act
I have the very specific skill of recognizing Wendie Malick in all her voice acting
October 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I have the very specific skill of recognizing Wendie Malick in all her voice acting
#OFMD s2e1 some of Stede’s crew’s savings are in the form of shells. I haven’t seen this pointed out before and never noticed it but my kid spotted it on their first watch! (Tbf on a bigger tv than we had for my first 15 viewings)
October 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
#OFMD s2e1 some of Stede’s crew’s savings are in the form of shells. I haven’t seen this pointed out before and never noticed it but my kid spotted it on their first watch! (Tbf on a bigger tv than we had for my first 15 viewings)
Ooooooh thank you!
So hard to get pics of this guy but it’s wiggling its tentacles at you
So hard to get pics of this guy but it’s wiggling its tentacles at you
October 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Ooooooh thank you!
So hard to get pics of this guy but it’s wiggling its tentacles at you
So hard to get pics of this guy but it’s wiggling its tentacles at you
October 5, 2025 at 3:25 AM
LUDICROUS to expect us to be normal about this 🤚🍈
October 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
LUDICROUS to expect us to be normal about this 🤚🍈
Snake wreath activated
October 1, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Snake wreath activated
I love this slide-out one because it doesn’t look like a pill organizer!
October 1, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I love this slide-out one because it doesn’t look like a pill organizer!
Post a pic of you from a different era
1996 in Damascus, Syria on a rare pool trip!
1996 in Damascus, Syria on a rare pool trip!
October 1, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Post a pic of you from a different era
1996 in Damascus, Syria on a rare pool trip!
1996 in Damascus, Syria on a rare pool trip!
Cute though poorly applied nail stickers. However my fingers can’t breathe and I now remember why I only paint my nails every couple years or so *shudder*
September 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Cute though poorly applied nail stickers. However my fingers can’t breathe and I now remember why I only paint my nails every couple years or so *shudder*
I love this one so much that when I broke it and told myself to face it with equanimity, within half an hour I’d ordered an identical replacement.
September 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I love this one so much that when I broke it and told myself to face it with equanimity, within half an hour I’d ordered an identical replacement.
18yo to 15yo: Dad’s the kind of guy who would ask who yaoi is
Husb (from another room): I know who Yowie is! He’s a cryptid from Australia!
Husb (from another room): I know who Yowie is! He’s a cryptid from Australia!
September 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
18yo to 15yo: Dad’s the kind of guy who would ask who yaoi is
Husb (from another room): I know who Yowie is! He’s a cryptid from Australia!
Husb (from another room): I know who Yowie is! He’s a cryptid from Australia!
Best thing was this unrelated post that followed on my tl🤣
September 13, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Best thing was this unrelated post that followed on my tl🤣
I got to go to the gay disco and had a great time
September 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I got to go to the gay disco and had a great time
Thinking about all those people on stage; for most it was their first movie premiere and probably so overwhelming. Sean Astin and J Balvin (apparently? 🤷 I’m not cool enough to know who he is) are too famous to look silly. But Rhys and Matt Walsh have done this before but aren’t under scrutiny so 🍿🥤
September 12, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Thinking about all those people on stage; for most it was their first movie premiere and probably so overwhelming. Sean Astin and J Balvin (apparently? 🤷 I’m not cool enough to know who he is) are too famous to look silly. But Rhys and Matt Walsh have done this before but aren’t under scrutiny so 🍿🥤
Southern Ontario in very early fall
September 12, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Southern Ontario in very early fall