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Ed. Floden
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Unmutual. I hate Nazis. Melt ICE. Regem interficere. Han shot first. Field agent in the Department of Extraterrestrial Intelligence.
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Stop Daylight Stupid Time.

UTC Everywhere!

Also, get a better calendar. hankehenryontime.com
HHOT
hankehenryontime.com
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Tick-Tock… ⏰ 👀
November 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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But… but… but her emails.
November 13, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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If you think this is badass, wait until we win.
katforillinois.com/legal
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Then they're going to celebrate at a unionized Starbucks. www.reuters.com/business/wor...
www.reuters.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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This Just Not In: Before a meeting called to discuss remodeling of the Situation Room, DJT summoned reporters to attack their coverage earlier this week of Northern Lights appearing in the South. The “Northern Lights Hoax”, he said, could only be believed by “pathetic, brain-dead” people.
November 13, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Re-Post if you think Kamala Harris should have become the 1st Female President Of The United States
January 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Well well well, if it isn't the thing literally everyone whose brain is functioning properly saw coming.
November 12, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Daniel and Kelly are joined by the amazing Dr. @catbohannon.bsky.social, who answers questions about whether we can shorten gestation, superhuman feats of strength, and whether viruses are ever good for us.

www.iheart.com/podcast/105-...
November 6, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Today's Sign of the Apocalypse

I ate a McRib once or twice, in the early '80s. Then, it cost less than $2.00.

www.inc.com/ava-levinson...
This McDonald’s Fan Favorite Menu Item Officially Returns Tomorrow
It's making its comeback. Again.
www.inc.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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I’ll bring the hammer if you’ll bring the nails.
November 9, 2025 at 12:42 PM
ALBINO BRAIN CHIGGERS!!!
November 9, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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I feel slighted that you left out the worship of the Most High Flying Spaghetti Monster🥹
a cartoon of a flying spaghetti monster with eyes and tentacles .
ALT: a cartoon of a flying spaghetti monster with eyes and tentacles .
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I'll wait for the heist movie. slippedisc.com/2025/11/250k...
$250k violin is stolen on Dutch train - Slippedisc
A 17th century Giovanni Grancino violin went missing...
slippedisc.com
November 9, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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🤔🤔🤔
November 9, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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A rare photo of the Pink Beetle encountering the Blue Beetle. I'm sure they're simply sharing crime fighting techniques.

#audiofiction #audiodrama #fictionpodcast #madisonontheair #BlueBeetle
November 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
In 1980, this would have been a college movie. www.sfgate.com/bayarea/arti...
Bay Area man arrested, allegedly watched women inside sorority near UC Berkeley
A 45-year-old Dublin man was arrested on suspicion of burglarizing a sorority house.
www.sfgate.com
November 8, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Trump will be making an appearance at the Porcelain Bowl, where he will received the Piece of Shit prize.
November 8, 2025 at 1:26 PM
The Grammy nominations have been posted.

Every song in the world has been nominated in some category.

I recognized the names of maybe a twenty artists.

I'm rooting for Mavis Staples and Larkin Poe and Samantha Fish, because I bought their albums.
November 8, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Hey!
Calling all Wonder Women!
We all are sisters…pulling together with one spirit.
50 years ago today the first episode of the series Wonder Woman aired.
November 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Don't blame me; I voted for McGovern.
November 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Here we go 👉

I threw the sandwich, but I did not throw the condiments
I threw the sandwich, but I didn't throw the condiments

All around Washington D.C.
They're trying to track me down
They say they want to bring me in guilty
For the spilling of some mayonnaise
For wasting all the dijon, but I say
November 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM