Ed. Floden
@edfloden.bsky.social
Unmutual. I hate Nazis. Melt ICE. Regem interficere. Han shot first. Field agent in the Department of Extraterrestrial Intelligence. Rebel scum.
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New jobs! “Wind turbine spinner”!
January 7, 2026 at 4:17 PM
New jobs! “Wind turbine spinner”!
I’ve figured out Trump’s ultimate goal: you can’t have a booming post-war economy unless you first have a war.
January 7, 2026 at 3:59 PM
I’ve figured out Trump’s ultimate goal: you can’t have a booming post-war economy unless you first have a war.
U.S. forces are trying to catch an oil tanker, and I’m hearing “Yakety Sax” in my head.
January 7, 2026 at 2:55 PM
U.S. forces are trying to catch an oil tanker, and I’m hearing “Yakety Sax” in my head.
Uh, that’s *every* Jason Statham movie.
January 7, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Uh, that’s *every* Jason Statham movie.
But if Maduro is the president of the United States, then could we invade ourselves?
January 7, 2026 at 2:48 PM
But if Maduro is the president of the United States, then could we invade ourselves?
Jack Nicholson. I’ve see that movie.
January 7, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Jack Nicholson. I’ve see that movie.
Coming soon: the Gulf of America Treaty Organization.
January 6, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Coming soon: the Gulf of America Treaty Organization.
I wouldn't buy Greenland unless Denmark tossed Aruba into the deal.
January 6, 2026 at 11:50 PM
I wouldn't buy Greenland unless Denmark tossed Aruba into the deal.
Shaw-kee-spee-AR-ay is the Bard for me!
January 6, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Shaw-kee-spee-AR-ay is the Bard for me!
Rubio should start a "Greenbacks For Greenland" GoFundMe.
January 6, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Rubio should start a "Greenbacks For Greenland" GoFundMe.
Stephen Miller should be in irons.
January 6, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Stephen Miller should be in irons.
Wishing you a Happy Insurrection Day.
January 6, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Wishing you a Happy Insurrection Day.
I want to see boots up Trump's ass.
January 5, 2026 at 11:27 PM
I want to see boots up Trump's ass.
Did Trump tell Miller and Rubio first?
January 5, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Did Trump tell Miller and Rubio first?
Another half-bag, and you'll be good for today.
January 5, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Another half-bag, and you'll be good for today.
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Four generations of my family have served our country. Service is in my blood. The President wouldn’t know anything about that.
January 5, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Four generations of my family have served our country. Service is in my blood. The President wouldn’t know anything about that.
Not “President”, but *Emperor*.
January 5, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Not “President”, but *Emperor*.
I hope that Maduro doesn't kill himself while he's in jail.
January 5, 2026 at 2:42 PM
I hope that Maduro doesn't kill himself while he's in jail.
Casino Royale (2006). James Bond's first kill.
January 5, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Casino Royale (2006). James Bond's first kill.
I do not like the Mercator map projection.
January 5, 2026 at 1:33 PM
I do not like the Mercator map projection.
Oil *is* a drug, and the U.S. is addicted to it.
January 5, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Oil *is* a drug, and the U.S. is addicted to it.
If only we could assault Mar-a-Lago and kidnap its leader.
January 4, 2026 at 9:02 PM
If only we could assault Mar-a-Lago and kidnap its leader.