Ed. Floden
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Ed. Floden
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Unmutual. I hate Nazis. Melt ICE. Regem interficere. Han shot first. Field agent in the Department of Extraterrestrial Intelligence. Rebel scum.
Pinned
Stop Daylight Stupid Time.

UTC Everywhere!

Also, get a better calendar. hankehenryontime.com
HHOT
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I’ve figured out Trump’s ultimate goal: you can’t have a booming post-war economy unless you first have a war.
January 7, 2026 at 3:59 PM
U.S. forces are trying to catch an oil tanker, and I’m hearing “Yakety Sax” in my head.
January 7, 2026 at 2:55 PM
I wouldn't buy Greenland unless Denmark tossed Aruba into the deal.
January 6, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Wishing you a Happy Insurrection Day.
January 6, 2026 at 1:04 PM
I want to see boots up Trump's ass.
January 5, 2026 at 11:27 PM
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Four generations of my family have served our country. Service is in my blood. The President wouldn’t know anything about that.
January 5, 2026 at 6:24 PM
I hope that Maduro doesn't kill himself while he's in jail.
January 5, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Oil *is* a drug, and the U.S. is addicted to it.
January 5, 2026 at 1:39 AM
If only we could assault Mar-a-Lago and kidnap its leader.
January 4, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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With this regime anything is possible…
January 4, 2026 at 5:40 AM
I remember the Good Old Days®, when the only lights in the night sky were stars, planets, and moons.
January 4, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Canadians are kicking "S".
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/16/w...
Canadian Linguists Rise Up Against the Letter ‘S’
www.nytimes.com
January 4, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Maduro will be charged with oil trafficking.
January 4, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Only 361 Days Till 2027!
January 4, 2026 at 1:08 PM
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Looking at the “Would another country please come and remove our President?” posts and it just reinforces the view that Americans need foreign nationals to do all the dirty jobs they don’t want to do for themselves.
January 4, 2026 at 11:30 AM
America, fuck yeah!

IYKYK

bsky.app/profile/sabr...
January 4, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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Why yes, this IS what you think it is!
January 4, 2026 at 2:00 AM
I'm seeing many references to a possible "World War III"; but don't become accustomed to that name, and it will be changed to "World War Trump" to better reflect its owner.
January 3, 2026 at 11:09 PM
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Have they drafted the statement about Maduro's suicide in his prison cell yet?
January 3, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Will Trump make Venezuela the 51st state?
January 3, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Woo! Another country's president, who is a threat to the U.S., has been captured and will be held accountable for his crimes!

Now do Putin!
January 3, 2026 at 1:51 PM