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Ed. Floden
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Unmutual. I hate Nazis. Melt ICE. Regem interficere. Han shot first. Field agent in the Department of Extraterrestrial Intelligence.
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The new, Trump-approved Flag of the United States.
The Flag of the United States, but with the red stripes replaced by gold, and the white stars replaced by gold.
November 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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The wrapper of Bubblicious bubble gum, Strawberry Splash flavor.
November 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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I want to see those ICE bullies try to deport that illegal immigrant from Krypton.
Superman's "S" shield: a stylized capital letter S within a pentagonal figure. The S is red, while the background of the shiled is yellow.
November 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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BREAKING: Trump pardons Cain
Cain killing his brother Abel.
November 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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ALBINO BRAIN CHIGGERS!!!
November 9, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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And J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, too!
J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, smoking a pipe and smiling.
November 9, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Mary Jane Watson (girlfriend/wife of Peter Parker) encouraging you to "Face it, tiger. You just hit the jackpot!"
November 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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The stick figure man of The Saint.
November 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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On the flip side, there's Mr. Burns' sun blocker in Springfield.
The sun blocker built by Montgomery Burns to darken Springfield (home of the Simpsons) and force its citizens to buy more energy from the local power plant.
November 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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D.C. if Trump wins. Oh, wait…
Banner of Donald Trump on a government building in Washington D.C.
November 4, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Steven Seagal as a U.N. Naval Officer in "Under Siege". Steven Seagal being nice with Vladimir Putin.
November 4, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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I can't decide which is worse: hearing someone say "I watched Miami Vice when I was a kid" or "What's Miami Vice?"
November 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Christmas time is here
Gonna need more beer
Credit cards will max their charge
I'm shopping with no fear
A Christmas display at Home Depot. Santa Claus, garish giant ribbons, trees with pre-installed lights, and a partridge in a pear tree.
November 2, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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That's an imposter. It can never be as good as the original.
A can of Irn Bru
November 1, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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MAKE IT STOP!
October 28, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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In 2065, we can look forward to a rebooted Indiana Jones fighting Trump Nazis.
Indiana Jones punching a Nazi.
October 26, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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The New Trump White House.
A tall, T-shaped glass building.
October 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Sergeant Schultz says “I know nothing!”
October 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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A good day.
October 22, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Pete Hegseth with an invisible Trump penis.
October 15, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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Baton Rouge, 2016. Photo by Jonathan Bachman.
October 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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IT'S A CHICKEN! A GIANT CHICKEN!
Chicken Boo
October 10, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Where *is* headquarters? I want to check in, but Google Maps doesn’t seem to be working.
October 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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I don't care; I'm watching the Puppy Bowl.
The Puppy Bowl: dogs playing on a fake football field.
October 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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R.I.P.
October 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM