@eddy8dynamite.bsky.social
Who’s your favorite Jedi?
(wrong answers only)
(wrong answers only)
September 30, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Who’s your favorite Jedi?
(wrong answers only)
(wrong answers only)
Chili spaghetti
Cheesesteak
Bell
Bell
September 4, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Chili spaghetti
Daddy would've gotten us uzis.
August 6, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Daddy would've gotten us uzis.
Instacart search suggestions in Ohio, which are based on common searches by other Instacart users in my area, include "mozzaria cheese" and "red white and blue".
July 15, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Instacart search suggestions in Ohio, which are based on common searches by other Instacart users in my area, include "mozzaria cheese" and "red white and blue".
Absolutely the fuck not.
OpenAI is making its own browser, presumably to spite Google and cut out the middleman when collecting user data
If you want more ChatGPT in your web browsing experience, you're in luck.
www.pcgamer.com
July 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Absolutely the fuck not.
I'm from before the Internet.
June 29, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I'm from before the Internet.
RFKJ can wearable deez nuts.
...
Okay, not my strongest flame. Take it or leave it.
gizmodo.com/rfk-jr-wants...
...
Okay, not my strongest flame. Take it or leave it.
gizmodo.com/rfk-jr-wants...
RFK Jr. Wants Every American to Be Sporting a Wearable Within Four Years
During a House committee meeting Tuesday, Kennedy announced a large-scale ad campaign from the federal government to hype wearable tech.
gizmodo.com
June 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM
RFKJ can wearable deez nuts.
...
Okay, not my strongest flame. Take it or leave it.
gizmodo.com/rfk-jr-wants...
...
Okay, not my strongest flame. Take it or leave it.
gizmodo.com/rfk-jr-wants...
Tara!Tara!Tara!Tara!Tara!
www.ign.com/articles/buf...
www.ign.com/articles/buf...
Buffy the Vampire Slayer Reboot Will See Classic Characters Return — Even if They're Dead, Sarah Michelle Gellar Says - IGN
Sarah Michelle Gellar wants the upcoming Buffy the Vampire Slayer reboot to bring back the show's original cast of characters — including "everyone who has died."
www.ign.com
June 24, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Tara!Tara!Tara!Tara!Tara!
www.ign.com/articles/buf...
www.ign.com/articles/buf...
Street Fighter.
I was in 8th grade. Get off my back, man.
I was in 8th grade. Get off my back, man.
Here’s a fun distraction what’s the worst movie you’ve watched on a date? Mine is a tie between “Hidden Colors” and “La La Land.”
June 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Street Fighter.
I was in 8th grade. Get off my back, man.
I was in 8th grade. Get off my back, man.
I saw Eddie Vedder in Seattle. I pretended not to care it was Eddie Vedder, and he pretended not to care that I didn't care he was Eddie Vedder. It's kinda like a game. Whoever cracks first loses grunge points.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 17, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I saw Eddie Vedder in Seattle. I pretended not to care it was Eddie Vedder, and he pretended not to care that I didn't care he was Eddie Vedder. It's kinda like a game. Whoever cracks first loses grunge points.
House hunting pet peeve: If I filter the search results to single family homes, don't show me duplexes because THAT'S NOT A SINGLE FAMILY HOME GOD DAMNIT
June 3, 2025 at 4:40 PM
House hunting pet peeve: If I filter the search results to single family homes, don't show me duplexes because THAT'S NOT A SINGLE FAMILY HOME GOD DAMNIT
My writing process in a gif:
May 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
My writing process in a gif:
Slapstick mass murder.
May 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Slapstick mass murder.
Mike Johnson is formally invited to suck my nuts.
Young men are 'playing videogames all day' instead of getting jobs because they can mooch off of free healthcare, claims congressman
To justify Medicaid cuts, House Speaker Mike Johnson says the healthcare program leads to "able-bodied young men" playing videogames instead of working.
www.yahoo.com
April 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Mike Johnson is formally invited to suck my nuts.
If you ever wonder how it's going in Ohio (and why would you?), just know that I used that "Is the pope Catholic?" thing on someone and they genuinely didn't know.
March 30, 2025 at 1:34 PM
If you ever wonder how it's going in Ohio (and why would you?), just know that I used that "Is the pope Catholic?" thing on someone and they genuinely didn't know.
One of my LGSs is having Austin St. John for a signing event. Stay tuned while I go just to ask him about how he avoided jail time for COVID fraud, and his thoughts on what forsaking being a Ranger might say about someone.
March 29, 2025 at 5:20 PM
One of my LGSs is having Austin St. John for a signing event. Stay tuned while I go just to ask him about how he avoided jail time for COVID fraud, and his thoughts on what forsaking being a Ranger might say about someone.
Are two edibles and watched Ketchup Vampires. 10/10.
March 24, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Are two edibles and watched Ketchup Vampires. 10/10.
Good God, my time has come
Sometimes when I feel crummy, I make something very silly.
So here, have a two-week long game jam where you create a single card from an imaginary collectible card game.
Hosted & judged with @thedovetailor.bsky.social, @vidityavoleti.bsky.social, and a TBA Mystery Judge!
itch.io/jam/imaginar...
So here, have a two-week long game jam where you create a single card from an imaginary collectible card game.
Hosted & judged with @thedovetailor.bsky.social, @vidityavoleti.bsky.social, and a TBA Mystery Judge!
itch.io/jam/imaginar...
Imaginary Cards Jam
A game jam from 2025-03-10 to 2025-04-01 hosted by astrolingus, Pammu & Viditya Voleti. Ever wanted to make your own Collectible Card Game? Yeah, it's a lot of work... So why not create a SINGLE card ...
itch.io
March 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Good God, my time has come
"Your calendar says your free for this 30 minute. Why did you decline this meeting invite?"
Because I have to fucking eat every day, Tom.
Because I have to fucking eat every day, Tom.
March 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
"Your calendar says your free for this 30 minute. Why did you decline this meeting invite?"
Because I have to fucking eat every day, Tom.
Because I have to fucking eat every day, Tom.
I am predicting that by the time I finish watching Buffy I will have realized that every conceivable trope was an episode of Buffy.
March 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I am predicting that by the time I finish watching Buffy I will have realized that every conceivable trope was an episode of Buffy.
I bought collards to cook sometime this week and now every time I open the fridge I get ScHoolboy Q stuck in my head.
February 27, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I bought collards to cook sometime this week and now every time I open the fridge I get ScHoolboy Q stuck in my head.
Because Legend of Dragoon is a gimme.
February 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Because Legend of Dragoon is a gimme.
I'll give Ohio one thing: Salt trucks are out before it snows, and the moment it stops snowing the plows are out clearing roads. Do you know what it took in Washington for them to clear the roads? Because I lived there for nine years and still don't.
February 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I'll give Ohio one thing: Salt trucks are out before it snows, and the moment it stops snowing the plows are out clearing roads. Do you know what it took in Washington for them to clear the roads? Because I lived there for nine years and still don't.
This is difficult to admit and probably difficult for many to hear, but I... haven't given a fuck about the MCU since Ant-Man.
February 15, 2025 at 3:29 PM
This is difficult to admit and probably difficult for many to hear, but I... haven't given a fuck about the MCU since Ant-Man.
Wife: "The perfect refrigerator magnet to encapsulate our marriage doesn't exist."
Me:
Me:
February 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Wife: "The perfect refrigerator magnet to encapsulate our marriage doesn't exist."
Me:
Me: