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Who’s your favorite Jedi?
(wrong answers only)
September 30, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Chili spaghetti
September 4, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Daddy would've gotten us uzis.
August 6, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Instacart search suggestions in Ohio, which are based on common searches by other Instacart users in my area, include "mozzaria cheese" and "red white and blue".
July 15, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I'm from before the Internet.
June 29, 2025 at 2:56 AM
RFKJ can wearable deez nuts.

...

Okay, not my strongest flame. Take it or leave it.

gizmodo.com/rfk-jr-wants...
RFK Jr. Wants Every American to Be Sporting a Wearable Within Four Years
During a House committee meeting Tuesday, Kennedy announced a large-scale ad campaign from the federal government to hype wearable tech.
gizmodo.com
June 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Street Fighter.

I was in 8th grade. Get off my back, man.
Here’s a fun distraction what’s the worst movie you’ve watched on a date? Mine is a tie between “Hidden Colors” and “La La Land.”
June 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I saw Eddie Vedder in Seattle. I pretended not to care it was Eddie Vedder, and he pretended not to care that I didn't care he was Eddie Vedder. It's kinda like a game. Whoever cracks first loses grunge points.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 17, 2025 at 12:27 PM
House hunting pet peeve: If I filter the search results to single family homes, don't show me duplexes because THAT'S NOT A SINGLE FAMILY HOME GOD DAMNIT
June 3, 2025 at 4:40 PM
My writing process in a gif:
May 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Slapstick mass murder.
May 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
If you ever wonder how it's going in Ohio (and why would you?), just know that I used that "Is the pope Catholic?" thing on someone and they genuinely didn't know.
March 30, 2025 at 1:34 PM
One of my LGSs is having Austin St. John for a signing event. Stay tuned while I go just to ask him about how he avoided jail time for COVID fraud, and his thoughts on what forsaking being a Ranger might say about someone.
March 29, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Are two edibles and watched Ketchup Vampires. 10/10.
March 24, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Good God, my time has come
March 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
"Your calendar says your free for this 30 minute. Why did you decline this meeting invite?"

Because I have to fucking eat every day, Tom.
March 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I am predicting that by the time I finish watching Buffy I will have realized that every conceivable trope was an episode of Buffy.
March 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I bought collards to cook sometime this week and now every time I open the fridge I get ScHoolboy Q stuck in my head.
February 27, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Because Legend of Dragoon is a gimme.
February 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I'll give Ohio one thing: Salt trucks are out before it snows, and the moment it stops snowing the plows are out clearing roads. Do you know what it took in Washington for them to clear the roads? Because I lived there for nine years and still don't.
February 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
This is difficult to admit and probably difficult for many to hear, but I... haven't given a fuck about the MCU since Ant-Man.
February 15, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Wife: "The perfect refrigerator magnet to encapsulate our marriage doesn't exist."

Me:
February 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM