Sarah Jellen
@ebyrdstarr.bsky.social
Annabelle’s person, KC sports fan, shoe lover
She/her
She/her
I need someone to walk on my back.
November 14, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I need someone to walk on my back.
Do I do the more complicated pattern that I can still complete in mere hours but will look more interesting? Or the super simple pattern I can whip off in an hour tops? I do know the right answer. But there’s a part of me that wishes it could be the other answer.
November 13, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Do I do the more complicated pattern that I can still complete in mere hours but will look more interesting? Or the super simple pattern I can whip off in an hour tops? I do know the right answer. But there’s a part of me that wishes it could be the other answer.
Tariffs on pasta now? Trump is just encouraging me to learn how to make my own.
November 13, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Tariffs on pasta now? Trump is just encouraging me to learn how to make my own.
Well, I lost at yarn chicken but that’s ok because I was pretty sure I wanted to redo it slightly differently, anyway, and by reducing the number of stitches, it’ll end up better and I’ll have enough yarn. So I’m still calling it a win.
November 13, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Well, I lost at yarn chicken but that’s ok because I was pretty sure I wanted to redo it slightly differently, anyway, and by reducing the number of stitches, it’ll end up better and I’ll have enough yarn. So I’m still calling it a win.
Why, yes, I will watch the hell out of season 3 of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives.
November 13, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Why, yes, I will watch the hell out of season 3 of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives.
I don’t think this yarn chicken is going to end well for me.
November 13, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I don’t think this yarn chicken is going to end well for me.
We’ve got the signatures. Let’s get to the vote!
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November 12, 2025 at 9:49 PM
We’ve got the signatures. Let’s get to the vote!
Paul Gosar is looking so rough these days.
November 12, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Paul Gosar is looking so rough these days.
Is there any possibility I can get these dogs to make room for me so I can toss and turn in bed at 4 am like a normal adult?
November 12, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Is there any possibility I can get these dogs to make room for me so I can toss and turn in bed at 4 am like a normal adult?
Got another Christmas knitting project off the needles today! 7 down, 15 to go! Not bad for Nov 12.
November 12, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Got another Christmas knitting project off the needles today! 7 down, 15 to go! Not bad for Nov 12.
Repost with an iconic fictional band.
November 12, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Repost with an iconic fictional band.
Somewhere in this house there is a 5th size 10 double point knitting needle. Somewhere.
November 12, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Somewhere in this house there is a 5th size 10 double point knitting needle. Somewhere.
They keep saying Self is gonna address Peterson not playing after the game as if there’s something big to address. It’s stressing me out.
November 12, 2025 at 2:44 AM
They keep saying Self is gonna address Peterson not playing after the game as if there’s something big to address. It’s stressing me out.
I don’t believe it!
November 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I don’t believe it!
Love when the cops come to the house. I guess it’s good the security system takes the alarm going off so seriously.
November 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Love when the cops come to the house. I guess it’s good the security system takes the alarm going off so seriously.
Just finished a book I enjoyed very much which now makes me want to dive into a new one so the good book high will keep going.
November 10, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Just finished a book I enjoyed very much which now makes me want to dive into a new one so the good book high will keep going.
This day is awful.
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
This day is awful.
I turned on Sunday Night Football and a baseball game is on.
Oh, wait, you mean that is a professional football score???
Oh, wait, you mean that is a professional football score???
November 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I turned on Sunday Night Football and a baseball game is on.
Oh, wait, you mean that is a professional football score???
Oh, wait, you mean that is a professional football score???
And we’re back to puking and crying. This is awful.
November 9, 2025 at 8:28 PM
And we’re back to puking and crying. This is awful.
Blow the damn whistle!
November 9, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Blow the damn whistle!
I’m gonna be sick.
November 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I’m gonna be sick.