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@eberbs.bsky.social
Cleveland guy. Insurance. Good food. Bourbon and craft beer. Movies. Travel - especially for cheap and with points. More travel. Maybe I just want to be a nomad….?
Black Friday Brewery Crawl starts in t-minus 1 hour. Wish me luck (and come hang out if you’re bored)!
November 24, 2023 at 3:25 PM
Time for 6 hours of cooking. Gotta make a few vats of Mac n cheese and 6-8 dozen muffins. Wish me luck. And beer.
November 22, 2023 at 3:21 PM
Where should I go on vacation in 2024?
November 14, 2023 at 11:49 AM
Ok Ohio… you can do this.
November 7, 2023 at 4:14 PM
I can’t understand a word these Brits are saying on my Heineken tour.
November 5, 2023 at 10:45 AM
People who don’t silence their phones in public deserve a special ring of hell.
November 2, 2023 at 12:39 AM
Time for vacation. Just need to kick this cough…
November 1, 2023 at 1:20 AM
Early voting is the best voting. In and out in 5 minutes, and can scooter there!
October 25, 2023 at 7:05 PM
When your aunt calls you at 6:12 am because she wants a second tv in her new apartment…
October 25, 2023 at 10:44 AM
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*Starts preparing mentally for yet another volcanic eruption*
4.5 magnitude earthquake on Reykjanes - RÚV.is
More than 600 earthquakes have been recorded since midnight
www.ruv.is
October 25, 2023 at 9:50 AM
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klimapolitik symbolbild
October 24, 2023 at 8:10 AM
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yo Jesus tell your mom she better calm tf down
October 24, 2023 at 3:08 AM
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making tabbouleh with a godlike food processor, i am so sorry 2 my grandmother but i am not going 2 cut parsley with cuticle scissors like a maniac ever again, i love you, RIP, but that was The Worst and most unhinged shit
October 23, 2023 at 11:12 PM
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You can't even call it a ballsack anymore because of woke
October 22, 2023 at 3:08 AM
I’m just over a week I’ll be in my first trip since joining this app… how much Amsterdam do I post here?
October 23, 2023 at 11:06 AM
What do I do with extra invite codes?
October 23, 2023 at 10:57 AM
Bah, the midges are back!
October 21, 2023 at 1:29 PM
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hot wings that barely open up your sinuses going in but make you see the faces of your ancestors coming out
October 20, 2023 at 1:09 PM
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Residents leave as tension grows at Israel-Lebanon border
Residents leave as tension grows at Israel-Lebanon border
Fears fighting could erupt between Hezbollah and Israel are seeing communities on both sides evacuate.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 20, 2023 at 6:40 AM
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Oh man. I knew that egg salad sandwich from the campus cafe had a little bit of extra sizzle to it at lunch today.

Let's just say that my Pokemon of choice for the next 24 - 48 is Blastoise.
October 19, 2023 at 2:01 AM
The end is here.
October 18, 2023 at 12:05 AM
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Why do they call it a hot take and not a jalapiñon
October 8, 2023 at 5:28 AM
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My parents: Why don’t we see you more

My parents when we do see each other: 😈
My parents: why don't we see you more

My parents, when I ask if they want to visit: oh no, we can't because of the dog

My parents, whenever I ask if they are free for me to visit them: oh sorry we are on holiday
My parents: why don't we hear from you more

Also my parents, when I ask if they're around for me to call: sorry we are busy can you call another day
October 17, 2023 at 9:58 AM
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Dear The Future:

We did not ask for wifi in our appliances. We do not need it. It does not improve our lives. We do not want to have to connect to apps and passwords before we can just turn on our goddamned new ovens. We want buttons and knobs and things that work. Please oblige.

Love,
Us.
October 15, 2023 at 12:01 AM