Eauldane
@eauldane.bsky.social
Retro tech and linguistics enthusiast, indie game dev, technological disaster | 31 🏳️⚧️ | Learning: 🇯🇵 | I make PS1 games and melt metal
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Evil people in my circle …
December 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Evil people in my circle …
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All the world will be your friend, lvl 1 . of a Thousand friends. And if they patch you, they will kill you. But first they must patch you
December 25, 2025 at 7:10 AM
All the world will be your friend, lvl 1 . of a Thousand friends. And if they patch you, they will kill you. But first they must patch you
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Hrothgar enforce OSHA regulations
December 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Hrothgar enforce OSHA regulations
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December 17, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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"you can't please everyone" is passive, an excuse, loaded with shame and regret. instead, be proactive in your work and aim to piss off at least 40% of its audience
December 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
"you can't please everyone" is passive, an excuse, loaded with shame and regret. instead, be proactive in your work and aim to piss off at least 40% of its audience
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There is ONE difference, and it's that now there is an entire industry built on monetizing zoomer/gen alpha memes at the first instance they appear
We had shit like Badger Badger Badger, but there weren't 2000 shopify companies making bootleg merch about it within 24 hours
We had shit like Badger Badger Badger, but there weren't 2000 shopify companies making bootleg merch about it within 24 hours
the 6-7 phenomenon is in no way different from any other catchphrase that kids have yelled out at any point in the last hundred years, there's no daylight between that and when i was in high school, the year straight where every guy kept yelling "i'm rick james bitch"
December 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
There is ONE difference, and it's that now there is an entire industry built on monetizing zoomer/gen alpha memes at the first instance they appear
We had shit like Badger Badger Badger, but there weren't 2000 shopify companies making bootleg merch about it within 24 hours
We had shit like Badger Badger Badger, but there weren't 2000 shopify companies making bootleg merch about it within 24 hours
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Dunno why mobsters are always threatening this. It looks lovely
December 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Dunno why mobsters are always threatening this. It looks lovely
How many times can a toddler infect you with the same fucking thing
If I ever start a country at least my bioweapons programme is sorted
If I ever start a country at least my bioweapons programme is sorted
December 5, 2025 at 11:55 AM
How many times can a toddler infect you with the same fucking thing
If I ever start a country at least my bioweapons programme is sorted
If I ever start a country at least my bioweapons programme is sorted
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firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now
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December 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now
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The 30 minute window between taking painkillers and then starting to work should be made illegal
November 30, 2025 at 11:28 AM
The 30 minute window between taking painkillers and then starting to work should be made illegal
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Oh, the UK is getting rid of the right to jury trials. That's neat.
Yay. Cool. Cool cool cool.
Yay. Cool. Cool cool cool.
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Oh, the UK is getting rid of the right to jury trials. That's neat.
Yay. Cool. Cool cool cool.
Yay. Cool. Cool cool cool.
Forgoing sleep and staying up for 20 hours because I wanted a pizza and it didn't occur to me that I could sleep early and probably wake up before they close and just order one then
What the hell is wrong with me. Why am I like this
What the hell is wrong with me. Why am I like this
November 24, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Forgoing sleep and staying up for 20 hours because I wanted a pizza and it didn't occur to me that I could sleep early and probably wake up before they close and just order one then
What the hell is wrong with me. Why am I like this
What the hell is wrong with me. Why am I like this
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My favorite piece of content today.
November 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
My favorite piece of content today.
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Well put by @drrachelbarr.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Well put by @drrachelbarr.bsky.social
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man what the fuck am I supposed to browse with if they ruin firefox
I cannot stress how difficult it is to parse a coherent thought out of this post. blog.mozilla.org/en/mozilla/r...
November 21, 2025 at 12:13 AM
man what the fuck am I supposed to browse with if they ruin firefox
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im gonna get yelled at extremely badly for this one but i am right.
censorship is coming for you next (& you're cheering it on)
YouTube video by Ophie Dokie
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August 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
im gonna get yelled at extremely badly for this one but i am right.
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I hate when that happens
November 14, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I hate when that happens
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Signed an NDA but I don’t give a fuck anymore. I’ve been playing a secret test copy of Bloodborne II. It’s the worst game I’ve ever played in my life.
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Signed an NDA but I don’t give a fuck anymore. I’ve been playing a secret test copy of Bloodborne II. It’s the worst game I’ve ever played in my life.
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Play Final Fantasy Tactics.
Give Guns to your White Mages.
Give Guns to your White Mages.
June 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Play Final Fantasy Tactics.
Give Guns to your White Mages.
Give Guns to your White Mages.