@eathotchip.bsky.social
Having a sick toddler sucks ass but when they’re feeling terrible and then nuzzle their little feverish head under your chin and calm down because it’s the only place they can find safety and comfort. That’s the stuff
December 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Having a sick toddler sucks ass but when they’re feeling terrible and then nuzzle their little feverish head under your chin and calm down because it’s the only place they can find safety and comfort. That’s the stuff
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why are all the sexy gorgeous women talking about hockey all of a sudden what did I miss
December 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
why are all the sexy gorgeous women talking about hockey all of a sudden what did I miss
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the democratic party, c. 1994 - present
December 23, 2025 at 1:30 PM
the democratic party, c. 1994 - present
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Retweet if you want your Christmas presents NOW
December 21, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Retweet if you want your Christmas presents NOW
They should make adult clothes that button in the back, so if you have a really hairy back you can show it off. — @abh93.bsky.social
December 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
They should make adult clothes that button in the back, so if you have a really hairy back you can show it off. — @abh93.bsky.social
All I want for Christmas is to have $20 in my bank amount after every single one of my bills are paid
December 13, 2025 at 4:14 PM
All I want for Christmas is to have $20 in my bank amount after every single one of my bills are paid
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this is a good excuse to post my all time favorite Star Trek meme
December 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
this is a good excuse to post my all time favorite Star Trek meme
As it turns out I never did have a handle on my mental health, I had just gotten really good at avoiding triggering situations
December 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
As it turns out I never did have a handle on my mental health, I had just gotten really good at avoiding triggering situations
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MCA: you there boy, what day is-
BB: IT
MIKE D: why it's christmas day
MCA: so i haven't missed shit
AD ROCK: using bad words? you on the naughty-
BB: LIST
MCA: not anymore, i've gone philanthro-
BB: PIST!
BB: IT
MIKE D: why it's christmas day
MCA: so i haven't missed shit
AD ROCK: using bad words? you on the naughty-
BB: LIST
MCA: not anymore, i've gone philanthro-
BB: PIST!
January 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
MCA: you there boy, what day is-
BB: IT
MIKE D: why it's christmas day
MCA: so i haven't missed shit
AD ROCK: using bad words? you on the naughty-
BB: LIST
MCA: not anymore, i've gone philanthro-
BB: PIST!
BB: IT
MIKE D: why it's christmas day
MCA: so i haven't missed shit
AD ROCK: using bad words? you on the naughty-
BB: LIST
MCA: not anymore, i've gone philanthro-
BB: PIST!
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when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG mr.funkys0ul
IG mr.funkys0ul
November 25, 2025 at 10:17 AM
when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG mr.funkys0ul
IG mr.funkys0ul
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you think you could resist RFK Jr.’s sex appeal? could you resist the sex appeal of a whale? a bear? a hawk? a python? a horse? a swarm of city rats? the man has consumed the spirit energy of so many powerful animals
November 22, 2025 at 3:20 PM
you think you could resist RFK Jr.’s sex appeal? could you resist the sex appeal of a whale? a bear? a hawk? a python? a horse? a swarm of city rats? the man has consumed the spirit energy of so many powerful animals
Buy your masc flowers, ladies. For every one of you, there’s 3 bi dudes willing bounce on it, call her princess and keep a fresh dozen on the counter
November 15, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Buy your masc flowers, ladies. For every one of you, there’s 3 bi dudes willing bounce on it, call her princess and keep a fresh dozen on the counter
Parenthood is avoiding everyone you know because if anyone asks “how are you” you’ll crumble into a sobbing heap on the spot
November 1, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Parenthood is avoiding everyone you know because if anyone asks “how are you” you’ll crumble into a sobbing heap on the spot
worst part of having kids is prostrating yourself to get 90 minutes of babysitting from your parents. you know what you’re doing. they know what you’re doing. no one says anything because you’re embarrassed & they want more grandkids.
October 29, 2025 at 5:11 PM
worst part of having kids is prostrating yourself to get 90 minutes of babysitting from your parents. you know what you’re doing. they know what you’re doing. no one says anything because you’re embarrassed & they want more grandkids.
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if you see this post 4 female characters you love
October 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
if you see this post 4 female characters you love
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made it to the x files episode where giovanni ribisi kills jack black with lightning. "hey man nice shot" plays multiple times, ribisi wears a vandals t-shirt, virtua fighter 2 is part of the plot, and you hear the green hill zone theme from sonic the hedgehog throughout. most 1990s shit ever made
October 27, 2025 at 12:57 AM
made it to the x files episode where giovanni ribisi kills jack black with lightning. "hey man nice shot" plays multiple times, ribisi wears a vandals t-shirt, virtua fighter 2 is part of the plot, and you hear the green hill zone theme from sonic the hedgehog throughout. most 1990s shit ever made
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might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
October 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
do u ever feel an overwhelming urge to RUN, just run so far away because the world is ending, and then u realize u forgot u were wearing the thick sunscreen that makes you want to crawl out of your skin
October 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM
do u ever feel an overwhelming urge to RUN, just run so far away because the world is ending, and then u realize u forgot u were wearing the thick sunscreen that makes you want to crawl out of your skin
Did we ever find out what happened to those 1,200 people disappeared from the FL ICE facility
October 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Did we ever find out what happened to those 1,200 people disappeared from the FL ICE facility
8 PM — the time when my son falls asleep and I have to resort to scrolling through my camera roll to see his smiley little face
October 3, 2025 at 1:46 AM
8 PM — the time when my son falls asleep and I have to resort to scrolling through my camera roll to see his smiley little face
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if your response to this - a basic statement of sympathy about an attack on a synagogue - is to bring up Israel, please delete your account
I am sickened by today’s attack in Manchester. Antisemitism is on the rise around the world, and we must do all we can to stomp it out. I am grateful to first responders and congregants who showed incredible bravery, and I am praying for those who were killed.
October 2, 2025 at 10:16 PM
if your response to this - a basic statement of sympathy about an attack on a synagogue - is to bring up Israel, please delete your account
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Saw a guy on Reddit who worshipped the Greek pantheon and was trying to figure out if Hera would frown upon him jacking off since she’s the goddess of marriage and I really think there are rare cases where people are just better off staying Catholic
September 29, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Saw a guy on Reddit who worshipped the Greek pantheon and was trying to figure out if Hera would frown upon him jacking off since she’s the goddess of marriage and I really think there are rare cases where people are just better off staying Catholic
Our kid has reached the age where baby toys are not enough, it’s coasters or nothing
September 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Our kid has reached the age where baby toys are not enough, it’s coasters or nothing