stultere aude
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All I want for Christmas is to get hit by a train
December 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
All I want for Christmas is to get hit by a train
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Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
December 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
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Don’t have an affair, and if you do, don’t have an affair with staff against employer policy, and if you do, don’t be indiscreet, and if you do, don’t fire her when it looks like you’ve been caught, and if you do, don’t [checks notes] Jesus Christ Sherrone Moore this is going to take FOREVER
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December 12, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Don’t have an affair, and if you do, don’t have an affair with staff against employer policy, and if you do, don’t be indiscreet, and if you do, don’t fire her when it looks like you’ve been caught, and if you do, don’t [checks notes] Jesus Christ Sherrone Moore this is going to take FOREVER
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if I wanted characters thrown together without rhyme or reason I'd put on Ready Player One
NEW - Disney and OpenAI have struck a new three-year deal letting Sora generate short, fan-prompted social videos featuring 200+ characters from Disney, Marvel, Pixar, and Star Wars.
December 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
if I wanted characters thrown together without rhyme or reason I'd put on Ready Player One
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
Good news! My horoscope says my misfortunes and personality disorders are neither my fault NOR my responsibility.
Direct your complaints to the cosmos.
Direct your complaints to the cosmos.
December 7, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Good news! My horoscope says my misfortunes and personality disorders are neither my fault NOR my responsibility.
Direct your complaints to the cosmos.
Direct your complaints to the cosmos.
I went to a museum and saw a concert and also misplaced my debit card at the venue. Glad to have tomorrow off.
December 7, 2025 at 7:27 AM
I went to a museum and saw a concert and also misplaced my debit card at the venue. Glad to have tomorrow off.
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. "At birth" is how I got my citizenship!!! It's how most of you got your own!!!!
IF YOU ALLOW THE GOON SQUADS ALL YOU'RE GONNA GET IS MORE GOON SQUADS
IF YOU ALLOW THE GOON SQUADS ALL YOU'RE GONNA GET IS MORE GOON SQUADS
I continue to think that Matty coming out against birthright citizenship a few months ago should have been taken as a major warning sign that the group chats have already decided to surrender on this.
December 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. "At birth" is how I got my citizenship!!! It's how most of you got your own!!!!
IF YOU ALLOW THE GOON SQUADS ALL YOU'RE GONNA GET IS MORE GOON SQUADS
IF YOU ALLOW THE GOON SQUADS ALL YOU'RE GONNA GET IS MORE GOON SQUADS
MIke Patton's making some choices with his hair nowadays
December 6, 2025 at 3:49 PM
MIke Patton's making some choices with his hair nowadays
communicable disease and fascism both make a comeback as soon as it passes from living memory how bad they both are
December 5, 2025 at 5:06 PM
communicable disease and fascism both make a comeback as soon as it passes from living memory how bad they both are
woke up and it's snowing.
endless white nonsense.
endless white nonsense.
December 5, 2025 at 4:22 PM
woke up and it's snowing.
endless white nonsense.
endless white nonsense.
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RIP Steve Cropper
One of the most thrilling songs ever. And that guitar is just perfection.
Also on stage: Al Jackson Jr. & Donald ‘Duck’ Dunn smoking his ever present pipe.
youtu.be/HYk7NWjsuHI?...
One of the most thrilling songs ever. And that guitar is just perfection.
Also on stage: Al Jackson Jr. & Donald ‘Duck’ Dunn smoking his ever present pipe.
youtu.be/HYk7NWjsuHI?...
Soul Man - Sam & Dave | The Midnight Special
YouTube video by The Midnight Special
youtu.be
December 3, 2025 at 10:42 PM
RIP Steve Cropper
One of the most thrilling songs ever. And that guitar is just perfection.
Also on stage: Al Jackson Jr. & Donald ‘Duck’ Dunn smoking his ever present pipe.
youtu.be/HYk7NWjsuHI?...
One of the most thrilling songs ever. And that guitar is just perfection.
Also on stage: Al Jackson Jr. & Donald ‘Duck’ Dunn smoking his ever present pipe.
youtu.be/HYk7NWjsuHI?...
Waymo cars on the streets of Baltimore City is a grand-prize terrible idea
December 3, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Waymo cars on the streets of Baltimore City is a grand-prize terrible idea
Gonna be so good when the Bears win the Super Bowl, skip the White House, and go to the Vatican
December 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Gonna be so good when the Bears win the Super Bowl, skip the White House, and go to the Vatican
this is quite good and you want so bad to root for Charlie the fuckup but god dammit, dude. youtu.be/6jopqrSojQE?...
Death by Lightning | Official Trailer | Netflix
YouTube video by Netflix
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
this is quite good and you want so bad to root for Charlie the fuckup but god dammit, dude. youtu.be/6jopqrSojQE?...
Been in the habit of watching old Siskel & Ebert, and just saw the Where's The Beef? commercial. Catchphrases!
November 26, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Been in the habit of watching old Siskel & Ebert, and just saw the Where's The Beef? commercial. Catchphrases!
lights-out closer-walking-across-the-outfield-from-the-bullpen-ass extended intro
Osama Bin Laden As the Crucified Christ
YouTube video by Against Me! - Topic
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November 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
lights-out closer-walking-across-the-outfield-from-the-bullpen-ass extended intro
Alton Brown says new episodes weekly??
November 22, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Alton Brown says new episodes weekly??
taking a sick day, as a treat
November 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
taking a sick day, as a treat
Work sucks. I wish I was home already. Just wanna smoke a bowl, make a cheeseburger, sort the laundry and watch Ken Burns
November 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Work sucks. I wish I was home already. Just wanna smoke a bowl, make a cheeseburger, sort the laundry and watch Ken Burns
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all I need to know about AI is it ruined animal videos for the entire internet
November 17, 2025 at 4:03 PM
all I need to know about AI is it ruined animal videos for the entire internet
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Born February 22, 1975, Drew Barrymore is 18,530 days old today, matching Wilford Brimley’s age on the day ‘Cocoon’ was released. Congrats Drew! You’ve reached the Brimley/Cocoon Line.
November 16, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Born February 22, 1975, Drew Barrymore is 18,530 days old today, matching Wilford Brimley’s age on the day ‘Cocoon’ was released. Congrats Drew! You’ve reached the Brimley/Cocoon Line.
The Running Man '25: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, Edgar's needle-drops best in the game, Cera!, did Ellison not screen this? lmao
November 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
The Running Man '25: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, Edgar's needle-drops best in the game, Cera!, did Ellison not screen this? lmao
Friday: Offer on a place.
Monday: Accepted! Inspection Thursday.
Tuesday: Actually, there's a new gas line. No inspection until city okays first. 2 weeks to 60 days. Also we want your $2,000.
y'all.
Monday: Accepted! Inspection Thursday.
Tuesday: Actually, there's a new gas line. No inspection until city okays first. 2 weeks to 60 days. Also we want your $2,000.
y'all.
November 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Friday: Offer on a place.
Monday: Accepted! Inspection Thursday.
Tuesday: Actually, there's a new gas line. No inspection until city okays first. 2 weeks to 60 days. Also we want your $2,000.
y'all.
Monday: Accepted! Inspection Thursday.
Tuesday: Actually, there's a new gas line. No inspection until city okays first. 2 weeks to 60 days. Also we want your $2,000.
y'all.
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The Premier League is now 5 seconds of open play then 30 seconds of prepping for a set piece.
We can fix this with rule changes:
- Teams only get four set pieces per possession
- If the set pieces are bad, the other team gets the ball
- If they're good, they get four more
- Let's call them "downs"
We can fix this with rule changes:
- Teams only get four set pieces per possession
- If the set pieces are bad, the other team gets the ball
- If they're good, they get four more
- Let's call them "downs"
November 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
The Premier League is now 5 seconds of open play then 30 seconds of prepping for a set piece.
We can fix this with rule changes:
- Teams only get four set pieces per possession
- If the set pieces are bad, the other team gets the ball
- If they're good, they get four more
- Let's call them "downs"
We can fix this with rule changes:
- Teams only get four set pieces per possession
- If the set pieces are bad, the other team gets the ball
- If they're good, they get four more
- Let's call them "downs"