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Dylan
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AllAboutFPL Scout 🕵️
Aggressively woke 😶‍🌫️
SWFC casual and Chansiri Hater 🦉
FPL Player (Best OR: 12,187) ⚽

https://dylanwebsterdeakin.substack.com/
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"The river itself is bewildered; weirs aggravate the stream into a frothed frenzy, then the arching trees reach out into the body of water to soothe and calm until it relaxes back into a steady stream."
Day One - Ashbourne to Hartington
The sun, recently risen, bathes the trees in a golden light which transforms the browner autumnal tones into a regal tapestry of bright oranges and golden yellows.
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Mboomo or Bruno.

#fpl
January 30, 2026 at 10:57 AM
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Still not seen any content creator even discuss going without Haaland. Think it is both arrogant and wrong. Why is not his bad patch a discussion like other assets this game? Goal UCL last night irrelevant. Gordon was top scorer midfielder before yesterday for Christ’s sake! Last non-pen goa?

#FPL
January 29, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Qarabag are league one level at best. They remind me of a french league Deux side. Physically weak, technically poor, but intent on playing "attacking" football (ie. Playing it out from the back).

"Can we play you every week"... anyone?
January 28, 2026 at 9:36 PM
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Depressing
#FPL
January 28, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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The commentator every time Napoli’s No4 gets the ball
a group of people standing in a room with the words dawnjourno on the bottom right
ALT: a group of people standing in a room with the words dawnjourno on the bottom right
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January 28, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Some of the stuff Wirtz does on that pitch makes me shiver

That bloke is special
January 28, 2026 at 8:39 PM
I hate the commercialisation of football. But I have to say I love the drama and chaos of the champions league MD8.
January 28, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Hopefully that goal takes the pressure off. Liverpool been looking so shaky
January 28, 2026 at 8:15 PM
"good intent from Liverpool"

It's qarabag mate
January 28, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Endo at right back is horrific.
January 28, 2026 at 8:05 PM
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Phil Foden meets an #FPL manager who owns him
January 26, 2026 at 2:51 PM
#FPL GW23 - 36 (-4)

- Another red arrow. Out of the top 1m
- hit was worth it. No regrets
- Enzo the saving grace. Gordon and Thiago let me down really.
- -4 likely for GW24. Bruno the target + Brobbey as a punt.

Green arrow next week please FPL Cartel?
January 26, 2026 at 7:59 AM
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Imagine meeting someone and he tells you that Virgil and Dorgu are the stars of his GW.

Yeah that’s me.
#FPL
January 25, 2026 at 8:36 PM
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Oh boy what a week so far. The FPL rollercoaster theme ride continues
January 25, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Knee jerk (only timber still to play) for GW24.

Bruno + Brobbey IN
Gordon + Kroupi OUT (-4)

1 week punt on brobbey (Burnley H) to think over foden moving fwds. Bruno in for the long haul. Could easily do a -8 mid-week depending, if so could consider WC.

#fpl
January 25, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Morgan rogers you beautiful man

#fpl
January 25, 2026 at 3:24 PM
That ref announcement is hilarious 😭😭😭😭😭

"It's an accidental handball... So it's a penalty"

Bro what is that 😭😭😭😭

#fpl
January 25, 2026 at 3:21 PM
REF JUST GIVE IT. ITS DEFFO NOT A PEN BUT IDRC

#FPL
January 25, 2026 at 3:20 PM
YES CHECK THE MONITOR LA

#FPL
January 25, 2026 at 3:18 PM
REF GIVE THE HANDBALL I NEED SOME ENZO PENZO POINTS 😭😭😭

#fpl
January 25, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Taking JP out for Kroupi in GW22

generational fumble

#fpl
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January 25, 2026 at 3:14 PM
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Our latest Player of the Match is Barry Bannan! 🏆

Rainbow Owls members on WhatsApp paid tribute to our beloved captain's final game in blue and white, which earned him a huge 84% of the vote. 💙🤍

Every #swfc fan will miss Bazza so much. Thank you for everything, skipper! 👏
January 25, 2026 at 12:09 PM
"It’s hard to know whether to be more frustrated with the defending or the attacking. The former ultimately cost Liverpool points through individual errors. The latter was deeply uninspiring..."

Great read
"The demons fans had feared were merely napping since the PSV horrorshow awoke."

Here's my review of Liverpool's defeat to Bournemouth. It took me a while to get my thoughts straight on this one... www.andrewbeasleyfootball.com/p/the-match-...
January 25, 2026 at 3:04 PM
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"The demons fans had feared were merely napping since the PSV horrorshow awoke."

Here's my review of Liverpool's defeat to Bournemouth. It took me a while to get my thoughts straight on this one... www.andrewbeasleyfootball.com/p/the-match-...
January 25, 2026 at 2:53 PM