Dylan Magaldi (Tessa Mystic)
@dylanmagaldi.bsky.social
tattoos • drag • unhinged thoughts
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IG: @dmagalditattoos & @thetessamystic
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IG: @dmagalditattoos & @thetessamystic
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I practice safe sex by only listening to the cranberries when I fuck to prevent UTIs
September 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I practice safe sex by only listening to the cranberries when I fuck to prevent UTIs
picked a crazy to day to log back onto bluesky lmao
September 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
picked a crazy to day to log back onto bluesky lmao
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there is nothing to say that hasn’t already been said. love your neighbors as if they were your own family, keep your community safe, healthy and fed, be careful online, keep making art and enjoying life to the fullest, if only out of spite
July 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
there is nothing to say that hasn’t already been said. love your neighbors as if they were your own family, keep your community safe, healthy and fed, be careful online, keep making art and enjoying life to the fullest, if only out of spite
That’s a wrap on pride month! So many amazing opportunities & shows & good times. ❤️💫
June 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
That’s a wrap on pride month! So many amazing opportunities & shows & good times. ❤️💫
alexa play as the world caves in by matt maltese
June 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
alexa play as the world caves in by matt maltese
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I'm not sure how to make jokes right now because reality is such a joke already
June 22, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I'm not sure how to make jokes right now because reality is such a joke already
y’all don’t fuck with cantaloupe like I do ‼️
June 21, 2025 at 3:36 AM
y’all don’t fuck with cantaloupe like I do ‼️
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sometimes i'll notice all my facial muscles are tense and then i realize it's because i've been making the nastiest most hater-ass face you've ever seen for several minutes straight
June 20, 2025 at 4:09 AM
sometimes i'll notice all my facial muscles are tense and then i realize it's because i've been making the nastiest most hater-ass face you've ever seen for several minutes straight
Got to sling some cool tats in Chicago this weekend! 🤗
May 18, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Got to sling some cool tats in Chicago this weekend! 🤗
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bluesky doesn’t seem as horny as it should be for springtime
May 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
bluesky doesn’t seem as horny as it should be for springtime
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raging against the dying of the light (drinking coffee after 4pm)
May 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
raging against the dying of the light (drinking coffee after 4pm)
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eating clean (sliced bars of soap)
May 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
eating clean (sliced bars of soap)
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look the government may not be very good at governing but you have to admit that they are very good at racism
February 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
look the government may not be very good at governing but you have to admit that they are very good at racism
in my top era i guess
May 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
in my top era i guess
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eating a baguette like corn on the cob
May 13, 2025 at 5:46 PM
eating a baguette like corn on the cob
you’re tellin me a crab ran this goon?
May 13, 2025 at 9:11 PM
you’re tellin me a crab ran this goon?
Halfway to Halloween was a kiiii 🖤✨
April 30, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Halfway to Halloween was a kiiii 🖤✨
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I love those “falling rocks” signs on the side of the road so I can feel helpless AND afraid
April 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I love those “falling rocks” signs on the side of the road so I can feel helpless AND afraid
I genuinely thought trump saying he’d like to be the pope was a satire article until I actually saw the video. What the fuck is this timeline we’re in I want out!
April 30, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I genuinely thought trump saying he’d like to be the pope was a satire article until I actually saw the video. What the fuck is this timeline we’re in I want out!
Every sandwich is objectively better when it’s on toasted bread you can’t change my mind
April 21, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Every sandwich is objectively better when it’s on toasted bread you can’t change my mind
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swerving into the Kroger parking lot blasting Charli xcx so I can get my gallon of ice cream
April 20, 2025 at 12:10 AM
swerving into the Kroger parking lot blasting Charli xcx so I can get my gallon of ice cream
Tessa is in her blonde era 👱🏻♀️💅🏻✨
April 20, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Tessa is in her blonde era 👱🏻♀️💅🏻✨
Every time I see a cyber truck I hit em with one of these and I gotta say it’s WAY more satisfying than giving them the finger
April 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Every time I see a cyber truck I hit em with one of these and I gotta say it’s WAY more satisfying than giving them the finger