jordan
@dykefag.bsky.social
Ph.D. in Dykeology, B.Sc. in Fag Studies, with a minor in Tinfoil Hat. Autistic savant of performing hot woman cosplay (they/them) 💕 https://bsky.app/profile/peepeepoopoo.bsky.social
Need to Elf Out with them
November 13, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Need to Elf Out with them
Getting called a beautiful couple at Holt Renfrew is so funny/cute. Like yeah the makeup is by me, styling by me, hair by me… but the gorgeous woman beside me? She was born with the it factor
November 13, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Getting called a beautiful couple at Holt Renfrew is so funny/cute. Like yeah the makeup is by me, styling by me, hair by me… but the gorgeous woman beside me? She was born with the it factor
Do they let you dyke out on here? G-d I hope so
November 13, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Do they let you dyke out on here? G-d I hope so
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In a different life, I’m a lesbian culinary chef with a complicated borderline-sexual attachment to my mentor and a drug habit
October 1, 2023 at 11:12 AM
In a different life, I’m a lesbian culinary chef with a complicated borderline-sexual attachment to my mentor and a drug habit
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Oh, that thing! How lucky we have a graphic about it. Wish it was more grammatically correct, though.
September 30, 2023 at 4:26 PM
Oh, that thing! How lucky we have a graphic about it. Wish it was more grammatically correct, though.
Watching all of Boardwalk Empire might heal me
October 1, 2023 at 12:24 AM
Watching all of Boardwalk Empire might heal me
Made egg fried rice and mushroom stock tonight
September 30, 2023 at 11:29 PM
Made egg fried rice and mushroom stock tonight
Good afternoon my head fits in this piece of styrofoam
September 30, 2023 at 6:13 PM
Good afternoon my head fits in this piece of styrofoam
People love to post a photo of a guy who’s literally just Jewish and over 35 and say “why does he look so haunted”
September 30, 2023 at 3:28 PM
People love to post a photo of a guy who’s literally just Jewish and over 35 and say “why does he look so haunted”
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Editor: You get those photos of Elliott Gould and Grover?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
September 29, 2023 at 3:03 PM
Editor: You get those photos of Elliott Gould and Grover?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
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This statue marks where Buccee was finally gunned down by law enforcement. It does not commemorate his life, but the lives of those who died in the pursuit to stop him.
September 29, 2023 at 5:26 PM
This statue marks where Buccee was finally gunned down by law enforcement. It does not commemorate his life, but the lives of those who died in the pursuit to stop him.
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The confederate flag is flying at half mast today
September 29, 2023 at 1:06 PM
The confederate flag is flying at half mast today
Folx what are some of your fave movies to show people who haven’t seen a lot of movies? Like any genre, but mainly classics or like film canon?
August 10, 2023 at 2:18 PM
Folx what are some of your fave movies to show people who haven’t seen a lot of movies? Like any genre, but mainly classics or like film canon?
If I were a spice gxrl I would be Italian Spice and Juliana would be Wife Spice
July 29, 2023 at 5:39 PM
If I were a spice gxrl I would be Italian Spice and Juliana would be Wife Spice
I’m a homeowner again (a home-o)
July 29, 2023 at 1:26 AM
I’m a homeowner again (a home-o)
I’m at a friend’s charity park concert rn and it’s basically a queer hangout
July 17, 2023 at 1:06 AM
I’m at a friend’s charity park concert rn and it’s basically a queer hangout
Listening to TrueAnon in my basement. Happy Sunday
July 16, 2023 at 2:49 PM
Listening to TrueAnon in my basement. Happy Sunday
Accidentally introduced my mother to Maoist Standard English and now my life is hell
July 16, 2023 at 1:50 PM
Accidentally introduced my mother to Maoist Standard English and now my life is hell
Just bought $20 worth of fries
July 15, 2023 at 9:26 PM
Just bought $20 worth of fries
Talking to my future sister-in-law and we used the “r word” to refer to the potential r*cession
July 15, 2023 at 4:25 PM
Talking to my future sister-in-law and we used the “r word” to refer to the potential r*cession