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jordan
@dykefag.bsky.social
Ph.D. in Dykeology, B.Sc. in Fag Studies, with a minor in Tinfoil Hat. Autistic savant of performing hot woman cosplay (they/them) 💕 https://bsky.app/profile/peepeepoopoo.bsky.social
Need to Elf Out with them
November 13, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Do they let you dyke out on here? G-d I hope so
November 13, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Made egg fried rice and mushroom stock tonight
September 30, 2023 at 11:29 PM
Good afternoon my head fits in this piece of styrofoam
September 30, 2023 at 6:13 PM
Chartreuse Spice
July 29, 2023 at 5:40 PM
If I were a spice gxrl I would be Italian Spice and Juliana would be Wife Spice
July 29, 2023 at 5:39 PM
Listening to TrueAnon in my basement. Happy Sunday
July 16, 2023 at 2:49 PM
Just bought $20 worth of fries
July 15, 2023 at 9:26 PM
What the fuck is up party people!!!
July 15, 2023 at 4:23 PM
Her: You must be Cow if you think we’re fucking

Me:
July 14, 2023 at 8:45 PM
This is why I’m marrying my wife, and living with her
July 14, 2023 at 3:49 PM
It rules so hard that Spotify tries to show you “hey! This artist is playing a show soon! :)” and then you look and it’s in Geestmerambacht, Oudkarspel
July 11, 2023 at 11:16 AM
This guy’s expression is giving very “I’m sorry my discord kitten, but daddy’s going to k!ll himself”
July 11, 2023 at 11:13 AM
July 11, 2023 at 2:14 AM
If you showed this to an Italian then they would immediately begin using it on pizza bread
July 9, 2023 at 6:31 PM
Kibbe is fucked up because I feel like I could be typed differently in these three outfits
July 9, 2023 at 5:11 PM
Doing a subtle gradient lip
July 8, 2023 at 3:48 PM
Makes Him Look Like Gay
July 8, 2023 at 2:17 PM
Juliana said this Pochacco funko looks like he's on MDMA
July 8, 2023 at 1:49 PM
They know what's up
July 8, 2023 at 1:45 PM
No fucking way is Cinnamoroll number one, like Kuromi? Yes. Pompompurin? Obviously deserves to be in the top. CINNAMOROLL???
July 8, 2023 at 1:43 PM
T boy swag Hello Kitty
July 8, 2023 at 1:41 PM
Laughed seeing both of these terms in the Foreword to Wretched of the Earth
July 7, 2023 at 1:30 PM
First spotify post on here
July 7, 2023 at 2:03 AM
It’s tew hot out
July 6, 2023 at 5:07 PM