DW
@dwillbanks.bsky.social
Watcher of old horror and bad sci-fi. Most likely to quote Star Wars/Marvel/Twister in any given conversation.
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@dwillbanks.bsky.social
· Aug 13
Bringing back this guy cause hurricane season is upon us.
Own a real flashlight, America.
Own a real flashlight, America.
Get several. Make sure the batteries are good. Keep your phone charged. Have some drinking water stashed.
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The "AI" version of me looks like he rats out his neighbors for HOA violations
He looks like he'd hold up a fish in his Tinder profile
He looks like he has a restraining order from an Applebee's bar
He looks like he leaves an 8% tip
He looks like a guy who'd complain the actual me is too "woke"
He looks like he'd hold up a fish in his Tinder profile
He looks like he has a restraining order from an Applebee's bar
He looks like he leaves an 8% tip
He looks like a guy who'd complain the actual me is too "woke"
February 3, 2026 at 4:06 PM
The "AI" version of me looks like he rats out his neighbors for HOA violations
He looks like he'd hold up a fish in his Tinder profile
He looks like he has a restraining order from an Applebee's bar
He looks like he leaves an 8% tip
He looks like a guy who'd complain the actual me is too "woke"
He looks like he'd hold up a fish in his Tinder profile
He looks like he has a restraining order from an Applebee's bar
He looks like he leaves an 8% tip
He looks like a guy who'd complain the actual me is too "woke"
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Timeline cleanse from Murderbot. I know time is meaningless now but it aired in May-June 2025 and is eligible for award nominations this year marthawells.dreamwidth.org/670572.html
February 3, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Timeline cleanse from Murderbot. I know time is meaningless now but it aired in May-June 2025 and is eligible for award nominations this year marthawells.dreamwidth.org/670572.html
Mine also skips tracks in the middle of a song for no good reason
I don’t have a one-track mind. I have an eight-track mind.
It gets tangled easily, fades out in the middle of a thought, and is quickly wearing out.
It gets tangled easily, fades out in the middle of a thought, and is quickly wearing out.
February 3, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Mine also skips tracks in the middle of a song for no good reason
Nananananananana Batman… #metvbatman
a man dressed as batman stands in front of a scope
ALT: a man dressed as batman stands in front of a scope
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February 1, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Nananananananana Batman… #metvbatman
See y’all in St Louis. G’night everybody (and on to Batman)! #Svengoolie
three cartoon characters are dancing on a stage with a pink curtain behind them
ALT: three cartoon characters are dancing on a stage with a pink curtain behind them
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February 1, 2026 at 3:29 AM
See y’all in St Louis. G’night everybody (and on to Batman)! #Svengoolie
Woohoo…Cushing and Lee classing the place up next week! #TheGorgon #svengoolie
February 1, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Woohoo…Cushing and Lee classing the place up next week! #TheGorgon #svengoolie
“If I put it down will the screaming stop?” #svengoolie
February 1, 2026 at 3:02 AM
“If I put it down will the screaming stop?” #svengoolie
February 1, 2026 at 2:58 AM
“Do not go near the area.”
Half of LA immediately heads to that area #svengoolie
Half of LA immediately heads to that area #svengoolie
February 1, 2026 at 2:47 AM
“Do not go near the area.”
Half of LA immediately heads to that area #svengoolie
Half of LA immediately heads to that area #svengoolie
Meanwhile, back at Headquarters #svengoolie
February 1, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Meanwhile, back at Headquarters #svengoolie
They don’t have a “Glen is trying to escape” button? #svengoolie
February 1, 2026 at 2:43 AM
They don’t have a “Glen is trying to escape” button? #svengoolie
Evening all…sorry to be late but had major tech issues (malfunctioning Roku)
I’d ask if anything important has happened…but I know what movie is on #svengoolie
I’d ask if anything important has happened…but I know what movie is on #svengoolie
February 1, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Evening all…sorry to be late but had major tech issues (malfunctioning Roku)
I’d ask if anything important has happened…but I know what movie is on #svengoolie
I’d ask if anything important has happened…but I know what movie is on #svengoolie
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Should one repeatedly laugh so hard one can barely breathe? Asking for a BWA BWAHAHA BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... (gasp)
X is hiring a creative writing specialist at $40 an hour to make Grok better at writing and a true LOL at the qualifications
January 30, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Should one repeatedly laugh so hard one can barely breathe? Asking for a BWA BWAHAHA BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... (gasp)
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
January 30, 2026 at 9:11 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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RIP Catherine O'Hara 🥺🙏🏼🕯🕊
January 30, 2026 at 6:32 PM
RIP Catherine O'Hara 🥺🙏🏼🕯🕊
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Catherine O’Hara was an absolute treasure and I loved all her roles
a woman says when one of us shines on a screen
ALT: a woman says when one of us shines on a screen
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January 30, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Catherine O’Hara was an absolute treasure and I loved all her roles
May her memory be a blessing.
And because it’s one of my fav movie scenes EVER…
And because it’s one of my fav movie scenes EVER…
January 30, 2026 at 6:40 PM
May her memory be a blessing.
And because it’s one of my fav movie scenes EVER…
And because it’s one of my fav movie scenes EVER…
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The space heater is named Rob.
January 30, 2026 at 5:33 PM
The space heater is named Rob.
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Filmmaker Bert I. Gordon again brings a BIG menace to Mexico- that could be the original Amazing Colossal Man- thought to be dead but alive, disfigured and savage! It’s the “War of the Colossal Beast” - and a Fractured Flicker bonus-Saturday night on MeTV- 8 pm eastern/ pacific, 7 central.
January 30, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Filmmaker Bert I. Gordon again brings a BIG menace to Mexico- that could be the original Amazing Colossal Man- thought to be dead but alive, disfigured and savage! It’s the “War of the Colossal Beast” - and a Fractured Flicker bonus-Saturday night on MeTV- 8 pm eastern/ pacific, 7 central.
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While analyzing our 2025 submission data, I noticed that the US is now the primary producer of slop submissions (which includes fully and partially-generated/assisted/whatever). Congrats. You're #1. Happy? You should be embarrassed. Please stop.
(In 2023 and 2024, the US wasn't in the top three.)
(In 2023 and 2024, the US wasn't in the top three.)
January 29, 2026 at 5:28 PM
While analyzing our 2025 submission data, I noticed that the US is now the primary producer of slop submissions (which includes fully and partially-generated/assisted/whatever). Congrats. You're #1. Happy? You should be embarrassed. Please stop.
(In 2023 and 2024, the US wasn't in the top three.)
(In 2023 and 2024, the US wasn't in the top three.)
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National Museum Of The Middle Class Opens In Schaumburg, IL https://theonion.com/national-museum-of-the-middle-class-opens-in-schaumburg-1819567586/
January 28, 2026 at 3:00 PM
National Museum Of The Middle Class Opens In Schaumburg, IL https://theonion.com/national-museum-of-the-middle-class-opens-in-schaumburg-1819567586/
Share one of your favorite lines from a COMEDY movie.
(since the print is small - “Would you classify that as a launch problem, or a design problem?”)
(since the print is small - “Would you classify that as a launch problem, or a design problem?”)
January 27, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Share one of your favorite lines from a COMEDY movie.
(since the print is small - “Would you classify that as a launch problem, or a design problem?”)
(since the print is small - “Would you classify that as a launch problem, or a design problem?”)
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The One Ring basically the lawn darts of Middle Earth. Recalled 3000 years ago, still showing up to cause trouble.
Aragorn: You have my sword.
Legolas: And you have my bow.
Gimli: And my axe!
CPSC Social Media Specialist: So, here's the thing...
Legolas: And you have my bow.
Gimli: And my axe!
CPSC Social Media Specialist: So, here's the thing...
January 24, 2026 at 2:25 PM
The One Ring basically the lawn darts of Middle Earth. Recalled 3000 years ago, still showing up to cause trouble.