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@dwillbanks.bsky.social
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Watcher of old horror and bad sci-fi. Most likely to quote Star Wars/Marvel/Twister in any given conversation.
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DW @dwillbanks.bsky.social · Aug 13
Get several. Make sure the batteries are good. Keep your phone charged. Have some drinking water stashed.
cpsc.gov U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · Aug 13
Bringing back this guy cause hurricane season is upon us.
Own a real flashlight, America.
A man holding a glowing fish during a power out. The text reads: Flashlight fish? Not a real flashlight. It’s hurricane season. Own a real flashlight. Have fresh batteries.
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Thanksgiving is coming.
A cooked turkey descending from the heavens. An astronaut reaches out gently to welcome the turkey. The text reads: The stuff dreams are made of. Cook safely. Stand by your pan. Unattended cooking is the number one cause of home fires.
November 17, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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themountaingoats.bsky.social
“It’s beyond imagination because it doesn’t come from one.” great stuff here
November 18, 2025 at 2:25 PM
dwillbanks.bsky.social
Wait a minute…is that a BEARS GAME on my tv? 😱

And I have things to get done…
November 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
dwillbanks.bsky.social
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 16, 2025 at 5:15 AM
dwillbanks.bsky.social
#metvstartrek
November 16, 2025 at 4:04 AM
dwillbanks.bsky.social
Uhura is on the bridge #metvstartrek
November 16, 2025 at 4:01 AM
dwillbanks.bsky.social
Nananananananana Batman 🦇 #metvbstman
November 16, 2025 at 3:32 AM
dwillbanks.bsky.social
See y’all in St Louis…g’night everybody #svengoolie
three cartoon characters are dancing on a stage with a pink curtain behind them
ALT: three cartoon characters are dancing on a stage with a pink curtain behind them
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November 16, 2025 at 3:28 AM
dwillbanks.bsky.social
and credits… #svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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thesmithminute.bsky.social
Mary Jane’s Last Dance, Transylvania Edition. #Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 3:20 AM
dwillbanks.bsky.social
A failed exorcism finally succeeds? That’s it? #svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 3:22 AM
dwillbanks.bsky.social
Have Casket Will Travel. #svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 3:17 AM
dwillbanks.bsky.social
Conclusion? Will we see the plot? #svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 3:16 AM
dwillbanks.bsky.social
Isn’t this part usually Peter Cushing’s job? #svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 3:11 AM
dwillbanks.bsky.social
So the priest is helping who now? #svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 3:07 AM
dwillbanks.bsky.social
Look GoldBond…just release that piano version of “I’ll Be There” please?
#commercials #svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 2:53 AM
dwillbanks.bsky.social
Barkeep: any one seen Zena?
Paul: no, but the priest has been lurking…
Barkeep: of course she’ll want her job back
Paul: …and the oven doesn’t smell right…
Barkeep: she probably ran off.
Paul: sure, right
#svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
dwillbanks.bsky.social
Priest: oh great he left me a mess to clean up #svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 2:33 AM
dwillbanks.bsky.social
Woohoo Station 51!

Wish Emergency was on later… #svengoolie #commercials
November 16, 2025 at 2:23 AM
dwillbanks.bsky.social
…ah, he found a non-exorcized way into the castle… #svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 2:18 AM
dwillbanks.bsky.social
Barkeep: some breakfast, chocolate maybe?
Priest: whole bottle of Mallort, skip the glass

#svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 2:16 AM
dwillbanks.bsky.social
Hey…I think the plot may have been hiding in the woods! #svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 2:05 AM
dwillbanks.bsky.social
Yep, that how most react to schnapps #svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
dwillbanks.bsky.social
“You don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here.” #svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 1:58 AM
dwillbanks.bsky.social
Didn’t know Drac was into hearse racing. #svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 1:52 AM