D.W. Davis
@dwdavis.bsky.social
Writer, amateur/terrible musician, demonic cat survivor. He/him.
“I don’t say the thing that I just said in the first half of this sentence.” Oh okay.
Trump: "I should've gotten the Nobel Prize for each war, but I don't say that. I saved millions & millions of people. And don't let anybody tell you Norway doesn't control the shots, ok? It's in Norway. It's a joke. They lost such prestige. That's why I have such respect for what Maria did."
January 20, 2026 at 7:57 PM
“I don’t say the thing that I just said in the first half of this sentence.” Oh okay.
You know he’s only saying that because someone had to say it to him. Five bucks says he read it and pronounced the “w.”
Trump: "It's actually a legal definition -- 'whole milk.' And it's whole with a W for those of you that have a problem."
January 14, 2026 at 8:12 PM
You know he’s only saying that because someone had to say it to him. Five bucks says he read it and pronounced the “w.”
That’s my Congresswoman! [Sigh]
Honestly she’s probably just pissed that her constituents put up a massive billboard about her last week.
Honestly she’s probably just pissed that her constituents put up a massive billboard about her last week.
January 13, 2026 at 9:47 PM
That’s my Congresswoman! [Sigh]
Honestly she’s probably just pissed that her constituents put up a massive billboard about her last week.
Honestly she’s probably just pissed that her constituents put up a massive billboard about her last week.
I'm beginning to think the Cardinals aren't winning the division this year.
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January 11, 2026 at 6:31 AM
I'm beginning to think the Cardinals aren't winning the division this year.
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January 10, 2026 at 6:15 PM
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Well that’s very Hitlerian of him.
ROGERS: Do you see any checks on your power on the world stage?
TRUMP: Yeah. There's one thing. My own morality. My own mind. That's the only thing that can stop me.
KANNO-YOUNGS: Not international law?
TRUMP: I don't need international law. I'm not looking to hurt people.
TRUMP: Yeah. There's one thing. My own morality. My own mind. That's the only thing that can stop me.
KANNO-YOUNGS: Not international law?
TRUMP: I don't need international law. I'm not looking to hurt people.
January 9, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Well that’s very Hitlerian of him.
To be fair, thinking of Dijon on a hotdog makes me queasy. You should slather that thing in ketchup. (As a Cardinals fan, yes, I'll eat gross food to piss off Cubs fans. Obama's greatest sin is being a White Sox fan, on this we can all agree.)
Whether it’s Donald Trump demanding Greenland from Denmark or Barack Obama asking for Dijon mustard from a hotdog vendor, both presidents made some highly unusual requests.
January 7, 2026 at 2:30 AM
To be fair, thinking of Dijon on a hotdog makes me queasy. You should slather that thing in ketchup. (As a Cardinals fan, yes, I'll eat gross food to piss off Cubs fans. Obama's greatest sin is being a White Sox fan, on this we can all agree.)
The problem is, conservatives don't believe in CNN. It isn't real. This doesn't exist. You aren't watching this or reading my comments about it.
CNN put together a montage of Trump being vocally against regime change before he fell in love with it
January 6, 2026 at 2:21 AM
The problem is, conservatives don't believe in CNN. It isn't real. This doesn't exist. You aren't watching this or reading my comments about it.
So, so, so, so many choices here. But I'll stick with a classic and go with Chuck Berry's entire catalogue. I feel bad listening to him, but I still listen to him, because goddamn.
What's your favourite thing that's been made by an absolute cunt?
January 6, 2026 at 1:54 AM
So, so, so, so many choices here. But I'll stick with a classic and go with Chuck Berry's entire catalogue. I feel bad listening to him, but I still listen to him, because goddamn.
Watching The Wages of Fear (1953).
January 4, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Watching The Wages of Fear (1953).
Ugh
I'm watching Three Days of the Condor (1975) for the very first time in December 2025 and the plot hinges on Venezuelan oil. We learn fucking nothing as a society.
January 3, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Ugh
Hot take: I think part of what led to Trump's '24 election was people still living in a fantasy. These guys will not be held accountable. Trump was impeached twice; nothing came of it. The rules have changed. If you're playing by the old rules, you're gonna lose. The Dems need to catch up. Quick.
January 3, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Hot take: I think part of what led to Trump's '24 election was people still living in a fantasy. These guys will not be held accountable. Trump was impeached twice; nothing came of it. The rules have changed. If you're playing by the old rules, you're gonna lose. The Dems need to catch up. Quick.
I’m beginning to think the FIFA Peace Prize was a completely made up thing.
January 3, 2026 at 2:00 PM
I’m beginning to think the FIFA Peace Prize was a completely made up thing.
And I start my new year with Cathy Moriarty shouting "Foreplay is for sissies! Real men go in, unload, and pull out!" Best. Year. Ever.
January 2, 2026 at 12:44 AM
And I start my new year with Cathy Moriarty shouting "Foreplay is for sissies! Real men go in, unload, and pull out!" Best. Year. Ever.
The eye contact is frankly unsettling.
December 29, 2025 at 6:51 PM
The eye contact is frankly unsettling.
Look, I'm not a scientist. But when I was a kid, we didn't have to worry about tornados in the week between Christmas and New Year's. So don't try and tell me climate change ain't a thang. It's a thang.
December 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Look, I'm not a scientist. But when I was a kid, we didn't have to worry about tornados in the week between Christmas and New Year's. So don't try and tell me climate change ain't a thang. It's a thang.
I know I’m old when I see a commercial for a gambling app and I don’t know who the celebrity host is. “Man, that person had a whole career and is now washed up, and I’ve never even seen their face before? Wild.”
December 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I know I’m old when I see a commercial for a gambling app and I don’t know who the celebrity host is. “Man, that person had a whole career and is now washed up, and I’ve never even seen their face before? Wild.”
Tonight, I watched The Life of Chuck, one of the best movies I've watched this year, an instant classic. (The busker scene, my god!) I also watched the Creepshow holiday special. And I thoroughly enjoyed both. Such is the duality of man.
December 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Tonight, I watched The Life of Chuck, one of the best movies I've watched this year, an instant classic. (The busker scene, my god!) I also watched the Creepshow holiday special. And I thoroughly enjoyed both. Such is the duality of man.
This hurts. I saw it coming, I'm not surprised. But this man had his arm shattered and played again later that season. He wanted his bat tape shorter so he ripped it off with his teeth and ATE it. He's the kind of player I love to watch and want on my team. He attacks the game, and I love that.
December 22, 2025 at 1:40 AM
This hurts. I saw it coming, I'm not surprised. But this man had his arm shattered and played again later that season. He wanted his bat tape shorter so he ripped it off with his teeth and ATE it. He's the kind of player I love to watch and want on my team. He attacks the game, and I love that.
Trump has been impeached twice. It meant nothing then and means nothing now. Release the full Epstein files, you coward.
Johnson: If we lose the House majority, the radical left will impeach President Trump.
December 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Trump has been impeached twice. It meant nothing then and means nothing now. Release the full Epstein files, you coward.
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why did they redact this
December 20, 2025 at 8:19 PM
why did they redact this
Train Dreams: Turns out, to make a Terrence Malick movie I thoroughly enjoy, you do exactly what he does, but not make it three hours long. And you hire Will Patton to narrate the whole thing.
December 20, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Train Dreams: Turns out, to make a Terrence Malick movie I thoroughly enjoy, you do exactly what he does, but not make it three hours long. And you hire Will Patton to narrate the whole thing.
Everything this guy does reeks of "five more minutes, mom, I'm playing dictator!" I still maintain he's just a figurehead. This dickwad couldn't get shit done on his own, if he even wanted to, which I don't think he does. He's just some arrogant old hateful man who gets fed bullshit and eats it up.
December 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Everything this guy does reeks of "five more minutes, mom, I'm playing dictator!" I still maintain he's just a figurehead. This dickwad couldn't get shit done on his own, if he even wanted to, which I don't think he does. He's just some arrogant old hateful man who gets fed bullshit and eats it up.
“Fuck the fuchsia! It’s Friday!”
Time for my annual December rewatch of this absolute gem. What about it screams Christmas? It makes me smile, dammit. I’m weird.
Time for my annual December rewatch of this absolute gem. What about it screams Christmas? It makes me smile, dammit. I’m weird.
December 13, 2025 at 3:13 AM
“Fuck the fuchsia! It’s Friday!”
Time for my annual December rewatch of this absolute gem. What about it screams Christmas? It makes me smile, dammit. I’m weird.
Time for my annual December rewatch of this absolute gem. What about it screams Christmas? It makes me smile, dammit. I’m weird.
I will give Donald Trump my entire life savings if he can explain to me how the Hall of Fame voting process works once a player is off the ballot.
Laser focused on the kitchen table issues affecting the American people
December 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I will give Donald Trump my entire life savings if he can explain to me how the Hall of Fame voting process works once a player is off the ballot.