General De Bree von Kollaps, bringing muscovy empire to ≈ 1385
@dvodvo.bsky.social
“We can’t return to normal because the normal that we had was precisely the problem”
Shiba breeder. + mastodon: @dvodvo@mstdn.social 317 ppm
...waiting for the void to respond to screams.
Shiba breeder. + mastodon: @dvodvo@mstdn.social 317 ppm
...waiting for the void to respond to screams.
"Trump: The U.S. is going to run Venezuela."
well if it is Trump himself, let us consider his 6 bankruptcies...
- of casinos of all things!
well if it is Trump himself, let us consider his 6 bankruptcies...
- of casinos of all things!
🇺🇸🇻🇪 Trump: The U.S. is going to run Venezuela.
We’re going to run the country until such time as we can have a safe, proper, and judicious transition.
We don’t want to be involved in having somebody else step in and end up with the same situation.
We’re going to run the country until such time as we can have a safe, proper, and judicious transition.
We don’t want to be involved in having somebody else step in and end up with the same situation.
January 3, 2026 at 4:56 PM
"Trump: The U.S. is going to run Venezuela."
well if it is Trump himself, let us consider his 6 bankruptcies...
- of casinos of all things!
well if it is Trump himself, let us consider his 6 bankruptcies...
- of casinos of all things!
Totally.
Obvious.
⏬
Obvious.
⏬
Venezuela opposition reports the so called "capture" of Maduro was a negotiated deal between Maduro and US for an agreed exit strategy. We reported in November that this would be the case. The US bombed Venezuelan service members as part of a death theatre. #VenezuelaInvasion
January 3, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Totally.
Obvious.
⏬
Obvious.
⏬
Actually, in a free market, arbitrage should come into play?
tee-Rump™ asks to divest?
the banks will transfer the investments off-shore & will thus not generate tax revenue for the US government.
Fine by me
tee-Rump™ asks to divest?
the banks will transfer the investments off-shore & will thus not generate tax revenue for the US government.
Fine by me
It’s almost like green energy is the only way forward and a handful of oil barons are doing everything in their power to keep that from happening so they can get even richer at the cost of literally everything else in the world.
Wall Street’s biggest banks made more money financing green projects than they did from working with fossil fuel companies for a fourth straight year, even as they faced ongoing pressure to pull back from the business
January 3, 2026 at 10:49 AM
Actually, in a free market, arbitrage should come into play?
tee-Rump™ asks to divest?
the banks will transfer the investments off-shore & will thus not generate tax revenue for the US government.
Fine by me
tee-Rump™ asks to divest?
the banks will transfer the investments off-shore & will thus not generate tax revenue for the US government.
Fine by me
rascist are known for being utter egomaniacs.
The following applies to their expectation of what qualifies
*to them*
as 'humanity'
(i.e. **themselves**)
[ this parsing brought to you by the AI LLM educated by scanning Pravda in the 70s and 80s ]
The following applies to their expectation of what qualifies
*to them*
as 'humanity'
(i.e. **themselves**)
[ this parsing brought to you by the AI LLM educated by scanning Pravda in the 70s and 80s ]
Meanwhile in Russian Media…
“The Apocalypse of 2026 was predicted for humanity by Vanga and Nostradamus.”
You know what this means…
www.mk.ru/social/2026/...
“The Apocalypse of 2026 was predicted for humanity by Vanga and Nostradamus.”
You know what this means…
www.mk.ru/social/2026/...
January 2, 2026 at 7:47 PM
rascist are known for being utter egomaniacs.
The following applies to their expectation of what qualifies
*to them*
as 'humanity'
(i.e. **themselves**)
[ this parsing brought to you by the AI LLM educated by scanning Pravda in the 70s and 80s ]
The following applies to their expectation of what qualifies
*to them*
as 'humanity'
(i.e. **themselves**)
[ this parsing brought to you by the AI LLM educated by scanning Pravda in the 70s and 80s ]
File under:
"Rabmlings when Trying to Recover From Hangover
By Adding Vodka to the Fire"
or...
'Drama Queens Doubling as
High-Functioning Alcoholics
Predicting the
Future'
Your pick.
"Rabmlings when Trying to Recover From Hangover
By Adding Vodka to the Fire"
or...
'Drama Queens Doubling as
High-Functioning Alcoholics
Predicting the
Future'
Your pick.
Meanwhile in Russian Media…
“It is explained when the Central Bank may lower the key rate to 9%.”
Current Key Rate: 16%
😂 I guess anything is possible but…
“It is explained when the Central Bank may lower the key rate to 9%.”
Current Key Rate: 16%
😂 I guess anything is possible but…
January 2, 2026 at 7:42 PM
File under:
"Rabmlings when Trying to Recover From Hangover
By Adding Vodka to the Fire"
or...
'Drama Queens Doubling as
High-Functioning Alcoholics
Predicting the
Future'
Your pick.
"Rabmlings when Trying to Recover From Hangover
By Adding Vodka to the Fire"
or...
'Drama Queens Doubling as
High-Functioning Alcoholics
Predicting the
Future'
Your pick.
note the lack of agency to do something about it,
aside from posting a TikTok...
aside from posting a TikTok...
9/ This may involve being deliberately sent to die, such as being sent on an assault without any body armour or weapons, or simply being executed by fellow soldiers. The victims are well aware of what is about to happen to them and leave video testimonies for relatives.
bsky.app/profile/chri...
bsky.app/profile/chri...
1/ A Russian soldier has recorded a video in advance of his own anticipated murder, speaking about how his commander has executed and buried other members of his unit, as well as hoarding aid meant for the soldiers. The speaker has since disappeared and is now likely dead too. ⬇️
January 2, 2026 at 6:40 PM
note the lack of agency to do something about it,
aside from posting a TikTok...
aside from posting a TikTok...
accusations in the mirror.
Krasnov studied his
kRemlin Propaganda Manual, Beginner's edition
well...
Krasnov studied his
kRemlin Propaganda Manual, Beginner's edition
well...
What does it mean when your doctors keep insisting you redo the cognitive exam
January 2, 2026 at 6:33 PM
accusations in the mirror.
Krasnov studied his
kRemlin Propaganda Manual, Beginner's edition
well...
Krasnov studied his
kRemlin Propaganda Manual, Beginner's edition
well...
Do you know how embarassing it is
• to be born in the US
• to be white &
• to see the nation bending the knee to rascist discourse?
Do you know how infuriating it is?
Do you know how good a lynching of red-neck honkeys would feel?
• to be born in the US
• to be white &
• to see the nation bending the knee to rascist discourse?
Do you know how infuriating it is?
Do you know how good a lynching of red-neck honkeys would feel?
23/ As First Sergeant Jefferson Wiggins later said of his work in overseeing the digging, "So, there we were. A group of Black Americans confronted with all these dead white Americans… When they were alive, we couldn’t sit in the same room." /end
January 2, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Do you know how embarassing it is
• to be born in the US
• to be white &
• to see the nation bending the knee to rascist discourse?
Do you know how infuriating it is?
Do you know how good a lynching of red-neck honkeys would feel?
• to be born in the US
• to be white &
• to see the nation bending the knee to rascist discourse?
Do you know how infuriating it is?
Do you know how good a lynching of red-neck honkeys would feel?
worth a whirl.
Take a screenshot of this GIF, and whichever new word you land on is YOUR word for 2026.
Let's. Go.
Let's. Go.
January 1, 2026 at 5:47 PM
worth a whirl.
Troll Job of the Year
The timing of the announcement emphasizes the point.
Problem: which year?
The timing of the announcement emphasizes the point.
Problem: which year?
HE’S ALIVE!
⚡️Failure of the Russian special services - the commander of the Russian Volunteer Corps, Denis Kapustin, is alive, and the half a million dollars received for his elimination will strengthen the special units of the Main Intelligence Directorate of the Ministry of Defense of Ukraine.
⚡️Failure of the Russian special services - the commander of the Russian Volunteer Corps, Denis Kapustin, is alive, and the half a million dollars received for his elimination will strengthen the special units of the Main Intelligence Directorate of the Ministry of Defense of Ukraine.
January 1, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Troll Job of the Year
The timing of the announcement emphasizes the point.
Problem: which year?
The timing of the announcement emphasizes the point.
Problem: which year?
Must stress the intent of these messages.
Of course, propping up Ukranian hopes & pride stays at the forefront.
But now this is mostly guided to rascists & supporters.
Content editing is not 'drama' (for those queens!) anymore,
but one of volume:
'Look at how much we tore down last night in...'
Of course, propping up Ukranian hopes & pride stays at the forefront.
But now this is mostly guided to rascists & supporters.
Content editing is not 'drama' (for those queens!) anymore,
but one of volume:
'Look at how much we tore down last night in...'
❗️On the night of January 1, 2026, 🇺🇦Ukraine's Special Operations Forces successfully struck the following targets in occupied Donetsk Oblast using long-range drones:
▪️the command post of the assault detachment of the 🇷🇺Russian 68th Tank Regiment (Andriivka);
▪️the command post of the assault detachment of the 🇷🇺Russian 68th Tank Regiment (Andriivka);
January 1, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Must stress the intent of these messages.
Of course, propping up Ukranian hopes & pride stays at the forefront.
But now this is mostly guided to rascists & supporters.
Content editing is not 'drama' (for those queens!) anymore,
but one of volume:
'Look at how much we tore down last night in...'
Of course, propping up Ukranian hopes & pride stays at the forefront.
But now this is mostly guided to rascists & supporters.
Content editing is not 'drama' (for those queens!) anymore,
but one of volume:
'Look at how much we tore down last night in...'
Closing books on rascia's 2025 meat grinder...
ru-war-losses.coitusinterrupt.us
the war's profile has changed so much in 4 years.
Now,
UAV dominated,
artillery down to mortars mainly,
rascia's ineffectiveness.
& a kollapse of its economy
+ severe degradation of its cash cow industry - oil & gas.
ru-war-losses.coitusinterrupt.us
the war's profile has changed so much in 4 years.
Now,
UAV dominated,
artillery down to mortars mainly,
rascia's ineffectiveness.
& a kollapse of its economy
+ severe degradation of its cash cow industry - oil & gas.
January 1, 2026 at 8:36 AM
Closing books on rascia's 2025 meat grinder...
ru-war-losses.coitusinterrupt.us
the war's profile has changed so much in 4 years.
Now,
UAV dominated,
artillery down to mortars mainly,
rascia's ineffectiveness.
& a kollapse of its economy
+ severe degradation of its cash cow industry - oil & gas.
ru-war-losses.coitusinterrupt.us
the war's profile has changed so much in 4 years.
Now,
UAV dominated,
artillery down to mortars mainly,
rascia's ineffectiveness.
& a kollapse of its economy
+ severe degradation of its cash cow industry - oil & gas.
Reposted by General De Bree von Kollaps, bringing muscovy empire to ≈ 1385
Good night and Happy New Year! 🎄🇺🇦
January 1, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Good night and Happy New Year! 🎄🇺🇦
[ ahem ]
my over/under of 9 still holds...
my over/under of 9 still holds...
The electronic budget system shows a 7.32 trillion ruble deficit as of 27 December 2025
December 31, 2025 at 5:08 PM
[ ahem ]
my over/under of 9 still holds...
my over/under of 9 still holds...
the frequency of these is getting to a point where it is hard to keep track!
even within kRemlin walls, it must be hard to keep track, between one shot of vodka and another, & wrap near-flat ECG brains around the fallout of these events.
even within kRemlin walls, it must be hard to keep track, between one shot of vodka and another, & wrap near-flat ECG brains around the fallout of these events.
The oil depot in Rybinsk, Yaroslavl region, in Russia was struck this morning. A fire is raging inside the facility.
December 31, 2025 at 7:47 AM
the frequency of these is getting to a point where it is hard to keep track!
even within kRemlin walls, it must be hard to keep track, between one shot of vodka and another, & wrap near-flat ECG brains around the fallout of these events.
even within kRemlin walls, it must be hard to keep track, between one shot of vodka and another, & wrap near-flat ECG brains around the fallout of these events.
Why is in not possible for any of these 'pundits' to say it outright?
GOP == party of death
GOP == party of death
Cross: And I just find it laughable that the party of the self-proclaimed pro-life people are celebrating cutting off funding to children…
December 31, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Why is in not possible for any of these 'pundits' to say it outright?
GOP == party of death
GOP == party of death
Kollapse is in full gear!
when the central bank makes capitalisation rules lenient it means:
• the existing capital is wobbly at best
• 'waiving requirement' is unclear - is it 0 capitalisation required?
• if such loans are given out, it will certainly lead to capitalisation issues.
why now?
../2
when the central bank makes capitalisation rules lenient it means:
• the existing capital is wobbly at best
• 'waiving requirement' is unclear - is it 0 capitalisation required?
• if such loans are given out, it will certainly lead to capitalisation issues.
why now?
../2
December 31, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Kollapse is in full gear!
when the central bank makes capitalisation rules lenient it means:
• the existing capital is wobbly at best
• 'waiving requirement' is unclear - is it 0 capitalisation required?
• if such loans are given out, it will certainly lead to capitalisation issues.
why now?
../2
when the central bank makes capitalisation rules lenient it means:
• the existing capital is wobbly at best
• 'waiving requirement' is unclear - is it 0 capitalisation required?
• if such loans are given out, it will certainly lead to capitalisation issues.
why now?
../2
When journalists in rasia can actually do their jobs
investigating semi-properly,
it means the regime has lost its grip.
This is the #1 takeaway.
investigating semi-properly,
it means the regime has lost its grip.
This is the #1 takeaway.
😐 Residents of Valdai, where Putin's residence is located, did not notice the flight of dozens of UAVs, nor warnings of an attack, and did not hear explosions - Russian opposition media.
Journalists spoke with locals and concluded that the information about a "mass attack" is not confirmed.
Journalists spoke with locals and concluded that the information about a "mass attack" is not confirmed.
December 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
When journalists in rasia can actually do their jobs
investigating semi-properly,
it means the regime has lost its grip.
This is the #1 takeaway.
investigating semi-properly,
it means the regime has lost its grip.
This is the #1 takeaway.
Trump wanted to be Pope.
I have a better suggestion.
Take over tin pu's seat.
There's plenty of gold shit on the walls there.
It's a great deal! Take it!
[And stay there.]
I have a better suggestion.
Take over tin pu's seat.
There's plenty of gold shit on the walls there.
It's a great deal! Take it!
[And stay there.]
‼️ Russia: “Peskov called the attack on the Russian state residence an attack against Trump.”
Um…what?
www.interfax.ru/russia/1065823
Um…what?
www.interfax.ru/russia/1065823
December 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Trump wanted to be Pope.
I have a better suggestion.
Take over tin pu's seat.
There's plenty of gold shit on the walls there.
It's a great deal! Take it!
[And stay there.]
I have a better suggestion.
Take over tin pu's seat.
There's plenty of gold shit on the walls there.
It's a great deal! Take it!
[And stay there.]
peskov and rascia are re-inventing the three-monkeys meme,
to make them four.
The latest one flips open the lid of his skull to reveal an empty chamber.
to make them four.
The latest one flips open the lid of his skull to reveal an empty chamber.
December 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
peskov and rascia are re-inventing the three-monkeys meme,
to make them four.
The latest one flips open the lid of his skull to reveal an empty chamber.
to make them four.
The latest one flips open the lid of his skull to reveal an empty chamber.
Reposted by General De Bree von Kollaps, bringing muscovy empire to ≈ 1385
re-posting this.
Probably daily
Probably daily
December 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
re-posting this.
Probably daily
Probably daily
ah-ha... Piers...
December 30, 2025 at 10:40 AM
ah-ha... Piers...
a) news is filtering out. (ask 'why?')
b) admission of kollapse in taxation and other state fees
c) did you factor 15% inflation in yet?
rascist balls are in a vice.
give it another few twists for a proper explosion.
b) admission of kollapse in taxation and other state fees
c) did you factor 15% inflation in yet?
rascist balls are in a vice.
give it another few twists for a proper explosion.
‼️ Russia: “The government is preparing for a nearly 40% drop in budget revenues from state-owned companies.”
But what if it’s more?
ru.themoscowtimes.com/2025/12/29/p...
But what if it’s more?
ru.themoscowtimes.com/2025/12/29/p...
December 29, 2025 at 7:52 PM
a) news is filtering out. (ask 'why?')
b) admission of kollapse in taxation and other state fees
c) did you factor 15% inflation in yet?
rascist balls are in a vice.
give it another few twists for a proper explosion.
b) admission of kollapse in taxation and other state fees
c) did you factor 15% inflation in yet?
rascist balls are in a vice.
give it another few twists for a proper explosion.
Yes,
but which plan?
the one from 2 hours ago?
or the one from 14 hours ago?
Did we shred the older ones, just in case?
but which plan?
the one from 2 hours ago?
or the one from 14 hours ago?
Did we shred the older ones, just in case?
‼️ Russia: “Belousov on the situation in the SMO zone: everything is going according to plan”
Day 1,405 of Russia’s 3 Day War
www.kommersant.ru/doc/8335763
Day 1,405 of Russia’s 3 Day War
www.kommersant.ru/doc/8335763
December 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Yes,
but which plan?
the one from 2 hours ago?
or the one from 14 hours ago?
Did we shred the older ones, just in case?
but which plan?
the one from 2 hours ago?
or the one from 14 hours ago?
Did we shred the older ones, just in case?
We do not want him dead.
But captured.
Then, after The Hague trial, put in a glass box, naked, fed intravenously, lights on 24h/24, special clockwork-range clips to open his eyelids, & video streamed across the planet (& mars, for fElon), with guest who can come in and have their say for 5 minutes.
But captured.
Then, after The Hague trial, put in a glass box, naked, fed intravenously, lights on 24h/24, special clockwork-range clips to open his eyelids, & video streamed across the planet (& mars, for fElon), with guest who can come in and have their say for 5 minutes.
December 29, 2025 at 4:24 PM
We do not want him dead.
But captured.
Then, after The Hague trial, put in a glass box, naked, fed intravenously, lights on 24h/24, special clockwork-range clips to open his eyelids, & video streamed across the planet (& mars, for fElon), with guest who can come in and have their say for 5 minutes.
But captured.
Then, after The Hague trial, put in a glass box, naked, fed intravenously, lights on 24h/24, special clockwork-range clips to open his eyelids, & video streamed across the planet (& mars, for fElon), with guest who can come in and have their say for 5 minutes.