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Dusty
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Entering my Watching TV Soaps (and gasping out loud), Reading and Crafting era...i.e., the BEST era!
I'm genuinely starting to feel sorry for Pep Guardiola now, the man looks broken!
December 15, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Parked up for work after a one hour drive, the sun hasn't even risen yet and the streets look like 24 days later.

What are we even doing?
December 11, 2024 at 7:38 AM
Today's Wordle can gtfo.
December 8, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Recommend me some good gigs y'all are going to in the UK next year!
December 2, 2024 at 12:23 PM
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shout out to kendrick lamar for making this the Worst Week Alive for every single hot dog stand employee
December 1, 2024 at 1:22 AM
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Me: I cleared the table for dessert.

Her: Why did you leave these cranberries out?

Me: DON’T TOUCH THEM!!!

Her: What…Why???

Me: You have to let them linger.
November 27, 2024 at 12:46 AM
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Raygun walked so Kylian Mbappe could run 😆
November 27, 2024 at 10:18 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie.
November 27, 2024 at 10:08 PM
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Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.
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November 27, 2024 at 6:24 PM
I guess Real Madrid are just gonna stand there like scarecrows while Liverpool play around them?
November 27, 2024 at 9:45 PM
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At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix
November 27, 2024 at 11:53 AM
So instead of making Antonio a shirt with a bigger neck, they've made a ridiculous adaptation that looks stupid and rips easily?
November 25, 2024 at 8:36 PM
I know everyone is up in arms about bonuses to the bosses of water companies. My hill to die on? Any company that puts stickers on products that don't easily peel off. Instant fine.
November 25, 2024 at 8:35 PM
The audacity of the ref to card Mo Salah for taking off his shirt.

We want to see his beautiful abs.

Sincerely,

Humanity.
November 24, 2024 at 3:47 PM
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Jesus was at Walgreen’s again.
November 23, 2024 at 5:15 PM
This close to shaving my head. I don't actually know the shape of my head, but I bet I look like Megamind.
November 24, 2024 at 2:21 PM
We can all collectively agree that no one should be telling Arteta to stay humble right? You can't tell me this guy isn't a witch who's jinxed Haaland and his entire team like it's an episode of Buffy.
November 23, 2024 at 5:59 PM
I need a dog to come sit on my feet and warm my toes. Because socks just ain't cutting it this winter.
November 21, 2024 at 4:57 PM
"Russian MP Leonid Slutsky, head of the pro-Kremlin Liberal-Democratic Party, predicted that the decision would "inevitably lead to a serious escalation, threatening serious consequences". A serious article from BBC News, but WHAT A NAME LEO!
November 18, 2024 at 1:30 PM