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Imsolazy
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Eat the whole apple.
And for what? SummerSlam?

They couldn’t hold the fucking line?!
November 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I will vote for anyone that can allow me to live in a world where I don’t get a confirmation email in regard to me unsubscribing from your emails.
November 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The wide set lapel is a telltale sign of fetal asshole syndrome.
This is exactly what I thought the nepo baby who wrote the Olivia Nuzzi article looks like
November 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Like I said.
I hope the Jets at least own the rights to “Throw the damn ball!”
November 14, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I hope the Jets at least own the rights to “Throw the damn ball!”
November 14, 2025 at 3:13 AM
What a bizarre fucking time we live in lol. Christ.
“In about two years from now, we’ll use a much bigger room,” President Trump said, adding that the new ballroom’s entrance will be “right here” and suggested that the project might require removing more of the existing White House.
https://to.pbs.org/4peQqbH
Trump says White House's East Room will be part of the 'future' entrance of his ballroom
President Donald Trump was addressing an East Room event on Thursday when he suggested that adding the new ballroom might require removing more of the existing White House.
www.pbs.org
November 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
The Jets offense fails to inspire much awe in me.
November 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I suppose Jer didn’t make that statement cause no one would believe him.
Charlotte Jones, co-owner and chief brand officer of the Dallas Cowboys, is pushing back on criticism of the NFL’s choice of Bad Bunny for its Super Bowl LX halftime show.
November 14, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I’m getting old and find myself in this history channel adjacent shit more and more.

But these videos back to back is a trip. It’s like anthropology.

Boomer vs. Z
November 13, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Period point blank this is like one of the wildest cultural days I’ve experienced in my 42 years and I was alive for Chocolate Rain.
November 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Reposted by Imsolazy
November 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
But he has one.
i know this isn't important in the slightest but this pedophile sure can't type
November 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
All I currently want in the world is a Sunday show retrospective on the penny with a clip from the UCB sketch.
WOW!

PHILADELPHIA (AP) — US Mint ends production of the penny, its lowest denomination coin, in cost-saving move.
November 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Trump sitting stoically in the drivers seat, while Schumer sobs uncontrollably as we sit in the back seat pretending we don’t notice.
Everything in our current society makes more sense when you apply the lens of understanding abusive family dynamics to *gestures broadly*
the arg is literally "if only wokeness didn't go so far, we wouldn't have postliberalism"

which. lol. lmao. lmfao.
November 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Develop a substance abuse problem.
I wonder if I can get a group of people in my life to stand around me and say stuff like this.
Pirro: "Mr President, there is in this room a group of people who love you, who believe in you, and who are so proud to be in this Oval Office and to be part of this amazing day because you have changed the course of America."
November 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
lol wtf are the Eagles doing?
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Seriously though, what’s with all the faffing around about the ACA when they’ve got the beds up their sleeve? Right?
November 11, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Aikman - “Wanna see what Kevin Patullo dials up here.”

Troy, Kevin Patullo *is* dial up
November 11, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Jalen Carter getting ejected before the first snap of the season is still incredibly entertaining to me.
November 11, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I’m so far past the point of “at a loss” or “beside myself”
Trump on Air Traffic Controllers: The one’s that stayed, I'm sending them a $10,000 bonus.

Ingraham: Where is that money coming from?

Trump: I don't know.
November 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
My first foray in to cancel culture. Other than the retirees we just need to hit the portal hard this offseason.
November 10, 2025 at 2:02 PM
He’s already pulled over. He can’t pull over any further!

My balls have just been on a kick me machine for like 16 straight hours now.
fresh off caving, Sen. Jeanne Shaheen is going on Fox & Friends
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 PM
This all sucks, however, it is nice to see BlueSky reclaim it’s true juice post World Series.
November 10, 2025 at 3:25 AM
*process
This shit is why people don’t trust the Democratic Party.
November 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM