Imsolazy
@dustyburlap.bsky.social
Eat the whole apple.
Philadelphia is the weirdest.
Philadelphia is the weirdest.
This dude has always felt like a character from a draft of Designated Survivor to me. Like the scummiest of the fucks.
BASH: Would you be comfortable w/Trump 'taking over' elections nationally?
REP GONZALES: POTUS is bringing up a fact on many Americans' minds - election integrity
B: Isn't the issue that he's not telling the truth?
G: One of the issues is every state does it differently. That gives a lot of doubt
REP GONZALES: POTUS is bringing up a fact on many Americans' minds - election integrity
B: Isn't the issue that he's not telling the truth?
G: One of the issues is every state does it differently. That gives a lot of doubt
February 3, 2026 at 5:56 PM
This dude has always felt like a character from a draft of Designated Survivor to me. Like the scummiest of the fucks.
The well funded agitators thing is tired as hell. People are pissed and you look worse than the dog after you shot it.
FOX & FRIENDS: Homan made there were mistakes that DHS made in Minneapolis. What were they?
KRISTI NOEM: I would say we can always do better and we learn from every situation we're in. We see a very organized, well funded campaign of violent protests against our law enforcement officers
KRISTI NOEM: I would say we can always do better and we learn from every situation we're in. We see a very organized, well funded campaign of violent protests against our law enforcement officers
February 1, 2026 at 11:13 PM
The well funded agitators thing is tired as hell. People are pissed and you look worse than the dog after you shot it.
If this is the 2026 version of the “undecided voter” we are so fucking beyond at this point lol.
January 27, 2026 at 4:38 PM
If this is the 2026 version of the “undecided voter” we are so fucking beyond at this point lol.
Idiocracy: Reloaded
gofundme's for toddlers kidnapped by our own government
January 24, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Idiocracy: Reloaded
Homeboys or Awayboys?
January 23, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Homeboys or Awayboys?
Listening to Rahm Emanuel on NPR and I’m
hopeful for his sake that not speaking is a key part of his campaign plan.
hopeful for his sake that not speaking is a key part of his campaign plan.
January 23, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Listening to Rahm Emanuel on NPR and I’m
hopeful for his sake that not speaking is a key part of his campaign plan.
hopeful for his sake that not speaking is a key part of his campaign plan.
These should be called de-escalators. 100%
January 20, 2026 at 6:39 PM
These should be called de-escalators. 100%
Happily knowing nothing more than I do at this very moment, I vote Curt Cignetti for President.
January 20, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Happily knowing nothing more than I do at this very moment, I vote Curt Cignetti for President.
I would pay money to get a photo of Fernando Mendoza the morning after one night with Lil Uzi Vert. I have to imagine he would enter another dimension.
January 20, 2026 at 12:08 AM
I would pay money to get a photo of Fernando Mendoza the morning after one night with Lil Uzi Vert. I have to imagine he would enter another dimension.
Funny how right now I’m just enraged, but Newsom could get me to move lol.
yeah i'll vote for gavin newsom under extreme circumstances. like say we're on a life raft and need to decide who to eat first. or our plane crashes in the andes and we're figuring out who to barbecue for dinner. or if we're wagon-bound and stranded in a frozen pass over the sierra nevada mountains,
January 17, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Funny how right now I’m just enraged, but Newsom could get me to move lol.
Haha I think the Perfect Storm was last week tbh. Getting out to the theater this week cause Stellan Skarsgård told me to. #LastFourWatched
January 17, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Haha I think the Perfect Storm was last week tbh. Getting out to the theater this week cause Stellan Skarsgård told me to. #LastFourWatched
Presumably preceded only slightly by nuclear winter.
Dilbert will enter public domain in 2096.
January 13, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Presumably preceded only slightly by nuclear winter.
I’ve never wished death on anyone. New year, new me.
January 13, 2026 at 8:34 PM
I’ve never wished death on anyone. New year, new me.
Eagles armor already cracking before business on Monday. As one would expect.
This a damning take no one would have brave enough to share while hope was still rational.
This a damning take no one would have brave enough to share while hope was still rational.
big dom isn’t that big. he’s just fat
January 12, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Eagles armor already cracking before business on Monday. As one would expect.
This a damning take no one would have brave enough to share while hope was still rational.
This a damning take no one would have brave enough to share while hope was still rational.
Between ICE, Bob Weir and the Eagles I might need to take a week off effective immediately.
January 11, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Between ICE, Bob Weir and the Eagles I might need to take a week off effective immediately.
I’m so fuckin tired.
January 8, 2026 at 3:42 AM
I’m so fuckin tired.
I yearn for a time when we were able to feed on a theater hand job for days. This is all too much.
January 8, 2026 at 3:35 AM
I yearn for a time when we were able to feed on a theater hand job for days. This is all too much.
Thank you for your kWh’s.
January 7, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Thank you for your kWh’s.
lol. I get that it’s kinda the point, but how do you reason with that?
MILLER: The US is using its military to secure our interests unapologetically in our hemisphere. We're a superpower. It's absurd we'd allow a nation in our backyard to become a supplier of resources to our adversaries
TAPPER: Sovereign countries shouldn't be able to do what they want?
M: *yells*
TAPPER: Sovereign countries shouldn't be able to do what they want?
M: *yells*
January 6, 2026 at 12:22 AM
lol. I get that it’s kinda the point, but how do you reason with that?
Aaron Rodgers has completed the Bane transformation.
January 5, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Aaron Rodgers has completed the Bane transformation.
2026 is a bust. On to ‘27!
January 3, 2026 at 11:44 PM
2026 is a bust. On to ‘27!
OOO 🤙🏾
I believe this is the latest social media post from the US Director of National Intelligence, who hasn’t otherwise been heard from today.
![Tulsi Gabbard @TulsiGabbard
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My heart is filled with gratitude, aloha and peace
/ #2026
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January 3, 2026 at 11:31 PM
OOO 🤙🏾
I’m restoration videos in my algorithm years old and it just hit me hard. Fuck.
December 31, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I’m restoration videos in my algorithm years old and it just hit me hard. Fuck.
Gen Z’s answer to Guitar Center.
December 30, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Gen Z’s answer to Guitar Center.