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Imsolazy
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Eat the whole apple.
Bah Gawd!
November 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Seriously though, what’s with all the faffing around about the ACA when they’ve got the beds up their sleeve? Right?
November 11, 2025 at 4:14 AM
My first foray in to cancel culture. Other than the retirees we just need to hit the portal hard this offseason.
November 10, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Look at Schumer’s fucking tie. GTFO man c’mon.
November 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
November 9, 2025 at 12:07 AM
lol Bret Baier’s left nostril is a whole drama. He licks it! 🫣🤘🏾
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
That, but also
November 5, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Hell yeah. Good God what a world.
October 28, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Raiding your second job on your off day.
October 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
October 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM
October 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Mika fucking rules.
October 20, 2025 at 12:47 PM
No Kings. We’re only to be ruled by our DoorDash habits.
October 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
One dude in a MAGA hat on a bullhorn talking about law and order.
October 18, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I mean, lol.

“Lindsey Graham is pissed and he’s next. We’ll be right back.”

This is a quintessential SNL bit ending.
October 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Just a few little beers.
October 11, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Out on medbed but sign me up for a decade or two in here.
September 28, 2025 at 2:53 PM
No cats currently, but when I want one I go buy a Gatorade. Store cats are cool
as hell.
September 25, 2025 at 12:55 PM
It’s an amalgam
September 21, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Great minds lol
September 13, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I could look at old bowl names all fucking day.
December 28, 2023 at 12:45 AM
“You can do anything with a cutlet” - The Tommy DeVito story
December 9, 2023 at 10:23 PM
Me, but with the Phillies right now.
October 19, 2023 at 11:08 PM
Go Phils
October 19, 2023 at 10:44 PM