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Eat the whole apple.
Hard disagree.
November 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Brunch would be all time tbh.
November 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Mushrooms don’t have in app purchases. That’s all I’m sayin.
November 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
“Often times, I’m able to do that.”

Like where does this shit come from lol.
November 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I get the politics deal, but I’m always astonished at the degree to which their whole thing is an act. It’s all kayfabe.
November 14, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Ironically, a grain of salt is also how Eva Braun described Hitler’s penis.
November 14, 2025 at 12:22 AM
You can like hear Hegseth’s dick swelling in the text of that tweet.
November 14, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Might be time to put that phrase on the shelf tbh
November 13, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I’m getting the sense that as long as he gets to say “radical left” it’s a successful presser.
November 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I suppose I wasn’t not contributing to that if so.
November 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
There’s a world in my mind that Platner and Ken Bone eventually start a yearly convention for people that were given a shit about fleetingly in a political context.
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
My assumption is the issue being that in 1985 Billy Ocean was keeping all the women with ass in the continental United States for himself.
November 13, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Does the bonesaw go next to the spoon or the fork? I always forget.
November 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
It’s 2025.
November 13, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Had that thought earlier today. Like the days of waking up at 1:30 and looking at Facebook to figure out what happened the previous night.
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 AM