Dustin Gouker
@dustingouker.bsky.social
Sports betting and gambling industry consultant/analyst. Pennsylvanian turned Oregonian. Love and hate all Philly sports. GWU alum.
Find my words at: https://closingline.substack.com/
Consulting work: https://closinglineconsulting.com/
Find my words at: https://closingline.substack.com/
Consulting work: https://closinglineconsulting.com/
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Somehow it is absolutely fitting that Kalshi announced a partnership a month ago with Mark Sanchez's podcast. Wonder if they'll set a market for if that partnership will get canceled 😏 (h/t @dustingouker.bsky.social)
October 7, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Somehow it is absolutely fitting that Kalshi announced a partnership a month ago with Mark Sanchez's podcast. Wonder if they'll set a market for if that partnership will get canceled 😏 (h/t @dustingouker.bsky.social)
Either JD Vance has become the new Nick Castellanos or Nick is hitting an absolute tank tonight.
April 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Either JD Vance has become the new Nick Castellanos or Nick is hitting an absolute tank tonight.
Bovada’s run is over after just two days! Congrats to BetOnline.
April 11, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Bovada’s run is over after just two days! Congrats to BetOnline.
I was on Twitter for a bit to get some engagement for my new newsletter, and 1. It still doesn’t work for getting people to read content and 2. It’s still terrible there. I will try not to relapse.
April 9, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I was on Twitter for a bit to get some engagement for my new newsletter, and 1. It still doesn’t work for getting people to read content and 2. It’s still terrible there. I will try not to relapse.
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the one silver lining to all of this is seeing this parade of dipshits get their just desserts
April 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
the one silver lining to all of this is seeing this parade of dipshits get their just desserts
Seems like a legit press release
April 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Seems like a legit press release
I think this might be the greatest hype video of all time
mlb x kendrick got me ready to run through a brick wall
BASEBALL LFG
www.instagram.com/mlb/reel/DHq...
BASEBALL LFG
www.instagram.com/mlb/reel/DHq...
MLB ⚾ on Instagram: "🚨 #OpeningDay is tomorrow 🚨
🎵 : “TV off” by @kendricklamar"
199K likes, 2,622 comments - mlb on March 26, 2025: "🚨 #OpeningDay is tomorrow 🚨
🎵 : “TV off” by @kendricklamar".
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March 28, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I think this might be the greatest hype video of all time
Who needs a retirement account when I can live trade women’s basketball at Kalshi and Robinhood
March 22, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Who needs a retirement account when I can live trade women’s basketball at Kalshi and Robinhood
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The ESPN and Penn relationship has not performed as expected.
How much of that was poor execution versus unrealistic expectations?
awfulannouncing.com/gambling/esp...
How much of that was poor execution versus unrealistic expectations?
awfulannouncing.com/gambling/esp...
Five reasons why ESPN Bet never had a chance
Was ESPN Bet doomed from the start? The worldwide leader in sports has failed to gain any traction for its sports betting platform.
awfulannouncing.com
March 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
The ESPN and Penn relationship has not performed as expected.
How much of that was poor execution versus unrealistic expectations?
awfulannouncing.com/gambling/esp...
How much of that was poor execution versus unrealistic expectations?
awfulannouncing.com/gambling/esp...
It’s a great a time to go through the whole Wolfenstein catalog on PlayStation Plus
February 1, 2025 at 7:46 PM
It’s a great a time to go through the whole Wolfenstein catalog on PlayStation Plus
Some media outlets are passing the test and some are failing
January 31, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Some media outlets are passing the test and some are failing
I started a new newsletter about prediction markets like Kalshi. Now that they've gotten into sports betting, it seemed like time to do more. It's weekly for now, so I won't be spamming your inbox. nexteventhorizon.substack.com/p/kalshi-sup...
How Much Money Is Being Traded On The Super Bowl at Kalshi?
Sports trading in general is off to a bit of a slow start at the prediction market platform.
nexteventhorizon.substack.com
January 30, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I started a new newsletter about prediction markets like Kalshi. Now that they've gotten into sports betting, it seemed like time to do more. It's weekly for now, so I won't be spamming your inbox. nexteventhorizon.substack.com/p/kalshi-sup...
Let’s see how the sports bettors are doing on Kalshi
January 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Let’s see how the sports bettors are doing on Kalshi
Why are you even playing Daniels if you are gonna run the ball😂
January 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Why are you even playing Daniels if you are gonna run the ball😂
Have mostly been offline but I see we are doing Nazi salutes on Inauguration Day/MLK Day, really looking forward to the next four years
January 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Have mostly been offline but I see we are doing Nazi salutes on Inauguration Day/MLK Day, really looking forward to the next four years
Hurts with more total yards than Mahomes and Allen for the record.
January 20, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Hurts with more total yards than Mahomes and Allen for the record.
Eagles are now at -7 on DraftKings, and it’s at -120.
January 19, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Eagles are now at -7 on DraftKings, and it’s at -120.
Lions are so unserious
January 19, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Lions are so unserious
How do you not go for two?
January 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
How do you not go for two?
Gonna have to wait for Bills or Ravens for ball don’t lie
January 18, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Gonna have to wait for Bills or Ravens for ball don’t lie
Game feels entirely broken. Mahomes dances around inviting nonsense, Texans don’t even do anything wrong and get 15 yards. Can’t have this next season.
January 18, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Game feels entirely broken. Mahomes dances around inviting nonsense, Texans don’t even do anything wrong and get 15 yards. Can’t have this next season.
The Packers fan who filmed the asshole Eagles fan also getting put in a body bag is the good stuff. www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3536101...
Upon Further Review, It Would Appear The Packers Fan Who Recorded Incident In Philly Is Also A Gigantic Loser
Before we get going here let me just start off by saying this is the last blog I'm writing about this subject. I don't care if anymore updates come out of it. I am so ungodly sick of this story and ca...
www.barstoolsports.com
January 15, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The Packers fan who filmed the asshole Eagles fan also getting put in a body bag is the good stuff. www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3536101...
Was on Twitter for a hot second, and the third entry under the "news" tab for news about DefSec nominee Pete Hegseth came from Libs of Tik Tok, if you're wondering how things are going over there.
January 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Was on Twitter for a hot second, and the third entry under the "news" tab for news about DefSec nominee Pete Hegseth came from Libs of Tik Tok, if you're wondering how things are going over there.