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Si lo sé no vengo
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train worker waking me up to check my ticket
November 17, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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chaoticgoodcritter.bsky.social
He Cares So You Don’t Have To

#LittleCreature #WholesomeArt #tinyfriend #cuteart #art #drawing #ArtistsOnBsky
Little creature that cares
November 15, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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chaoticgoodcritter.bsky.social
When i reluctantly emerge

#weirdart #introvert #littleguy #donotperceiveme #blueskyart #creaturecore
A little guy coming out of a hole saying "please do not perceive me"
November 11, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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chaoticgoodcritter.bsky.social
Who invited these guys?

#weirdcore #ignorantart #frog #overthrowcapitalism #smallart #existentialart #stickerart
November 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
durto.bsky.social
Noo es que es un gato con mucho miedo nosequé
November 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A man says "I'm having a great time on our vacation in Spain..." A bunch of people in pointed hoods start walking down the street. The man says "OH GOD! IT'S THE KLAN!" His friend grabs him by the shoulder and says "relax dude. It's just Catholics." The man exclaims "OH GOD! CATHOLICS!"
October 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
durto.bsky.social
Bald
October 20, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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christopherjhale.bsky.social
BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV is set to effectively disband Opus Dei in the coming weeks.

This would be the most sweeping internal reform of his pontificate — and a dramatic continuation of Pope Francis’s legacy.
NEW: Pope Leo Set To Break Up Opus Dei
If Pope Leo does indeed approves a plan that effectively dissolves Opus Dei’s structure, it would be the most significant internal action of his short pontificate to date.
open.substack.com
October 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
durto.bsky.social
This motherfucker
October 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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nonipoco.bsky.social
September 11, 2025 at 12:37 PM
durto.bsky.social
TRIPLE H????
September 3, 2025 at 9:08 AM
durto.bsky.social
Hoy Renard ha muerto y yo me quedo con un agujero en el corazón
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Tontorrón
September 3, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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vdrawsrobots.bsky.social
Reposting this one here in honor of the Big Zam's Big Day
November 15, 2024 at 3:30 PM
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COOL SEX TIP: if you are close to orgasm, don't say "I'm close" or "I'm gonna cum"; instead, declare riichi. this way, if they get you off, you can ron, but if you have to get yourself off, you can tsumo, indirectly indicating dissatisfaction with your partner's sexual performance
December 15, 2024 at 4:37 PM
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bandarrita.bsky.social
Gente, se ha perdido el perriño de la familia de mi chico. Se llama Oso, es un amor de perro, pero está viejito y sordo y tenemos miedo de que no sepa volver. Por favor, sobre todo gente de A Coruña, movédmelo. 🙏
Perro perdido. Se llama Oso. Es macho medio bichón, tiene quince años, pelo corto negro agrisado con un mechón blanco en el pecho. Es amistoso, pero sordo. Visto por última vez el quince de agosto de 2025 en la urbanización Valarie en A Zapateira, A Coruña. Si lo ves, por favor, llama a Charo al seis cuatro seis cuatro cero cinco seis nueve nueve. Estamos muy preocupados, lo queremos mucho.
August 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
durto.bsky.social
Viajar está muy bien pero el nivel de mamoneo y de retraso mental que hay en los aeropuertos es absolutamente increíble
August 14, 2025 at 11:00 AM
durto.bsky.social
Los guardias del prado "no photos no pictures"

Yo al toque:
August 13, 2025 at 10:08 AM
durto.bsky.social
El prado cuesta CUARENTA EUROS por persona???

Estamos enfermos de la puta cabeza
August 13, 2025 at 7:05 AM
durto.bsky.social
Gato naranja behaviour
August 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
July 15, 2025 at 2:54 PM
durto.bsky.social
Los franceses que tengo al lado pidiendo agua del grifo en un bar
July 11, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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liamrobertson.bsky.social
June 17, 2025 at 9:40 PM
durto.bsky.social
June 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
durto.bsky.social
Ya puedo decir con total seguridad que andor es lo mejor que se ha hecho de Star Wars y me daré de hostias con cualquier persona que me lo discuta
May 14, 2025 at 9:13 AM
durto.bsky.social
Ya bueno nadie me había dicho que estaba Charlie cox de prota en el expedition 33 mamamamamamamamamama
a cartoon character is standing next to a bathtub and looking at something .
ALT: a cartoon character is standing next to a bathtub and looking at something .
media.tenor.com
May 7, 2025 at 8:08 AM