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@dunham.bsky.social
Not a jerk (I have references), guitar collector, mountain biker, Triumph rider who's broken 25 bones. Middle-aged punk who still jumps in the pit at concerts for like 2 seconds
When Susan was little, her Brownie troop went to his ice rink. She fell and broke her leg. She went to the hospital and was put in traction. He came to the hospital with a Peanuts book and drew Snoopy in a ski cap, one ice skate and one leg in a cast. Just the best.
Today is the birthday of cartoonist Charles M. Schulz, the creator of Peanuts. (Nov. 26, 1922-Feb. 12, 2000.)
November 26, 2025 at 2:34 PM
When Susan was little, her Brownie troop went to his ice rink. She fell and broke her leg. She went to the hospital and was put in traction. He came to the hospital with a Peanuts book and drew Snoopy in a ski cap, one ice skate and one leg in a cast. Just the best.
1. Scrappy underdog overacheives, knocks off richer, handsomer foe.
2. He’s a venture capitalist. She’s a vegan beekeeper.
3. Woman returns to small town for holidays, finds out what she sought in the big city was in Christmas Falls all along! (Hallmark only)
2. He’s a venture capitalist. She’s a vegan beekeeper.
3. Woman returns to small town for holidays, finds out what she sought in the big city was in Christmas Falls all along! (Hallmark only)
My top 3 can't-miss movie cliches:
1. Villain is killed whilst monologuing
2. Crusty, sour older relative gifts super-meaningful heirloom to young protagonist
3. Dog to the rescue!
1. Villain is killed whilst monologuing
2. Crusty, sour older relative gifts super-meaningful heirloom to young protagonist
3. Dog to the rescue!
November 17, 2025 at 2:59 AM
1. Scrappy underdog overacheives, knocks off richer, handsomer foe.
2. He’s a venture capitalist. She’s a vegan beekeeper.
3. Woman returns to small town for holidays, finds out what she sought in the big city was in Christmas Falls all along! (Hallmark only)
2. He’s a venture capitalist. She’s a vegan beekeeper.
3. Woman returns to small town for holidays, finds out what she sought in the big city was in Christmas Falls all along! (Hallmark only)
This is what Susan looks like when I admit I was wrong and she was right. It’s honestly just so annoying
November 17, 2025 at 2:07 AM
This is what Susan looks like when I admit I was wrong and she was right. It’s honestly just so annoying
Imagine if he’d come out of the cornfield in Field of Dreams. TOTALLY different movie. 🙄
Why Isn’t Pennywise in The Running Man? It's more complicated than you might think... bit.ly/4a04Vvk
November 15, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Imagine if he’d come out of the cornfield in Field of Dreams. TOTALLY different movie. 🙄
You may choose one person to tell you The Aristocrats joke:
October 24, 2025 at 10:51 PM
You may choose one person to tell you The Aristocrats joke:
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“This race is for rubber ducks, not meat ducks!” -Homer
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
October 2, 2025 at 12:36 AM
“This race is for rubber ducks, not meat ducks!” -Homer
I was offline for like a day and a half and completely missed what etsy witches are and whether we love them or fear them
October 1, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I was offline for like a day and a half and completely missed what etsy witches are and whether we love them or fear them
@redsox1234bskysoci.bsky.social How are you holding up, buddy? I had forgotten what this is like.
October 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
@redsox1234bskysoci.bsky.social How are you holding up, buddy? I had forgotten what this is like.
@joeposnanski.com
Hey, Joe. The josephbeth website won’t let me preorder Big Fan until 2/19/26. Can only add it to my wishlist. Am I doing something wrong or is there another place I should go?
Hey, Joe. The josephbeth website won’t let me preorder Big Fan until 2/19/26. Can only add it to my wishlist. Am I doing something wrong or is there another place I should go?
September 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM
@joeposnanski.com
Hey, Joe. The josephbeth website won’t let me preorder Big Fan until 2/19/26. Can only add it to my wishlist. Am I doing something wrong or is there another place I should go?
Hey, Joe. The josephbeth website won’t let me preorder Big Fan until 2/19/26. Can only add it to my wishlist. Am I doing something wrong or is there another place I should go?
post something random or have an awful October
September 29, 2025 at 1:23 PM
post something random or have an awful October
Making sure to wear my most pristine draws today in case they're the only thing left of me. Just like Blondie prophesized.
September 23, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Making sure to wear my most pristine draws today in case they're the only thing left of me. Just like Blondie prophesized.
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to BlueSky
September 16, 2025 at 11:42 PM
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to BlueSky
Today I saw a shark swim under my paddleboard and when he surfaced several seconds later (cleverly disguised as a cute lil speckly seal), I wasn't fooled. I sped away AT SPEEDS OF UP TO 1.3 MILES PER HOUR. Ain't goin' out like that. 🦈
September 1, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Today I saw a shark swim under my paddleboard and when he surfaced several seconds later (cleverly disguised as a cute lil speckly seal), I wasn't fooled. I sped away AT SPEEDS OF UP TO 1.3 MILES PER HOUR. Ain't goin' out like that. 🦈
Shoutout to the old lady I saw today with the handicapped plates and the "Ask me about my explosive diarrhea" bumper sticker on her Chevy Volt. You RULE in so many ways, ma'am. 👏
September 1, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Shoutout to the old lady I saw today with the handicapped plates and the "Ask me about my explosive diarrhea" bumper sticker on her Chevy Volt. You RULE in so many ways, ma'am. 👏
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West bank of the Saskatchewan looking east.
August 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
West bank of the Saskatchewan looking east.
I work at a small but successful company that sells over 30% of our products to China. Today we laid people off because our customers have put their orders on "indefinite hold" due to the #tariffs. They are actively seeking suppliers from other countries which may put us out of business 🗽
August 20, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I work at a small but successful company that sells over 30% of our products to China. Today we laid people off because our customers have put their orders on "indefinite hold" due to the #tariffs. They are actively seeking suppliers from other countries which may put us out of business 🗽
post your favorite doctor who
wrong answers only
wrong answers only
July 1, 2025 at 1:23 PM
post your favorite doctor who
wrong answers only
wrong answers only
Today’s lesson in stupididity (sic) was me doing 100+ on my motorcycle on Hwy 1 and realizing that my license expired a week ago. But my registration and insurance are current! 👍
June 30, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Today’s lesson in stupididity (sic) was me doing 100+ on my motorcycle on Hwy 1 and realizing that my license expired a week ago. But my registration and insurance are current! 👍
Susan, looking at her iPad while I’m playing my Telecaster, throws her arms up and yells YEAH!!!
Me: Is he dead?
Her: No, I got the Wordle in two guesses.
😕
Me: Is he dead?
Her: No, I got the Wordle in two guesses.
😕
June 29, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Susan, looking at her iPad while I’m playing my Telecaster, throws her arms up and yells YEAH!!!
Me: Is he dead?
Her: No, I got the Wordle in two guesses.
😕
Me: Is he dead?
Her: No, I got the Wordle in two guesses.
😕
If this went on for an hour, I would watch the whole thing and then start over
June 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
If this went on for an hour, I would watch the whole thing and then start over
What actor's expression in a movie will stay with you the rest of your life?
June 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
What actor's expression in a movie will stay with you the rest of your life?
What’s a poster you had up in your room growing up?
June 23, 2025 at 1:23 PM
What’s a poster you had up in your room growing up?
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North Korea out there calling balls and strikes.
June 17, 2025 at 11:22 AM
North Korea out there calling balls and strikes.