Dungeon Driver
@dungeondriver.bsky.social
English Ed major. Magic/Tabletop Nerd. He/Him.
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growing up, we were so poor we only had three pencils
May 6, 2025 at 6:19 PM
growing up, we were so poor we only had three pencils
Just got a Raymour & Flannigan ad for "pre-tarriff pricing" with the cadence of a president's day sale. Recession indicator?
April 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Just got a Raymour & Flannigan ad for "pre-tarriff pricing" with the cadence of a president's day sale. Recession indicator?
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58 year old Illinois schoolteacher named Bev saying shit about Trump like the Torture Skit on the first Wu-Tang record. I love them. They must be protected.
April 3, 2025 at 8:13 PM
58 year old Illinois schoolteacher named Bev saying shit about Trump like the Torture Skit on the first Wu-Tang record. I love them. They must be protected.
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"Let's not take the soul-sucking path of sacrificing the most persecuted for that which we deem to be most popular. I know that there are transgender children right now looking out at this world and wondering if anyone is going to stand up for them and for their simple right to exist. Well, I am."
March 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
"Let's not take the soul-sucking path of sacrificing the most persecuted for that which we deem to be most popular. I know that there are transgender children right now looking out at this world and wondering if anyone is going to stand up for them and for their simple right to exist. Well, I am."
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literally no one has ever cooked harder
March 22, 2025 at 11:17 AM
literally no one has ever cooked harder
At a new cafe that just opened up and am craving the Nutella Tub
March 22, 2025 at 3:03 PM
At a new cafe that just opened up and am craving the Nutella Tub
Found a recipe for "20- to 40-clove garlic chicken" and felt like Doc Ock looking at his fusion thingy
March 16, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Found a recipe for "20- to 40-clove garlic chicken" and felt like Doc Ock looking at his fusion thingy
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If you see something you want on Amazon just Google the company and buy directly from them. It may take a few more days to arrive, and you pay a little more, but at least you won’t be contributing to Bezos’s next super-yacht.
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March 6, 2025 at 9:13 PM
If you see something you want on Amazon just Google the company and buy directly from them. It may take a few more days to arrive, and you pay a little more, but at least you won’t be contributing to Bezos’s next super-yacht.
💙🇺🇸✌🏻
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Why does this SAT training video's music sound like an uplifting oil company ad 🤣
March 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Why does this SAT training video's music sound like an uplifting oil company ad 🤣
Explaining soft power and global hegemony to a nerd: "Ok so imagine the Empire"
(Still a fun thread tho)
(Still a fun thread tho)
All I'm saying is that if the Imperial army had bothered to do any kind of local outreach and investment with Ewok communities on Endor, then the Rebellion ends the moment that stolen shuttle lands.
February 27, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Explaining soft power and global hegemony to a nerd: "Ok so imagine the Empire"
(Still a fun thread tho)
(Still a fun thread tho)
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Discovered words. Huge implications.
February 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Discovered words. Huge implications.
#commonsideeffects S1E3 thoughts:
- The shot of Frances spooning sauce into her mom's mouth hit me hard, idk why
- Really well done backgrounds for the highway, reminded me of a Stålenhag painting
- Copano spends his nights googling shit in his underwear, he just like me frfr
Excited for ep. 4!
- The shot of Frances spooning sauce into her mom's mouth hit me hard, idk why
- Really well done backgrounds for the highway, reminded me of a Stålenhag painting
- Copano spends his nights googling shit in his underwear, he just like me frfr
Excited for ep. 4!
February 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
#commonsideeffects S1E3 thoughts:
- The shot of Frances spooning sauce into her mom's mouth hit me hard, idk why
- Really well done backgrounds for the highway, reminded me of a Stålenhag painting
- Copano spends his nights googling shit in his underwear, he just like me frfr
Excited for ep. 4!
- The shot of Frances spooning sauce into her mom's mouth hit me hard, idk why
- Really well done backgrounds for the highway, reminded me of a Stålenhag painting
- Copano spends his nights googling shit in his underwear, he just like me frfr
Excited for ep. 4!
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I'm waiting for Taylor to give Travis Kelce a thumbs down like a roman emperor
February 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I'm waiting for Taylor to give Travis Kelce a thumbs down like a roman emperor
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If democracy gets a gravestone, it should just be a giant block of granite with the “leopards ate my face” meme chiseled on it over and over and over and over again… 😞
Venezuelans in the Miami suburb of Doral have been some of President Trump’s biggest proponents. Many feel betrayed after he revoked temporary protected status for thousands.
Venezuelans backed Trump. Now some worry he’ll deport them.
Venezuelans in the Miami suburb of Doral have been some of Trump’s biggest proponents. Many feel betrayed after he revoked temporary protected status for thousands.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
If democracy gets a gravestone, it should just be a giant block of granite with the “leopards ate my face” meme chiseled on it over and over and over and over again… 😞
#commonsideeffects Do you think Capano and Harrington have ever explored each other's bodies
February 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
#commonsideeffects Do you think Capano and Harrington have ever explored each other's bodies
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this labeler kicks ass
January 15, 2025 at 3:48 AM
this labeler kicks ass
Sent my gf a "slim Jim stuffed bread" video and hearing her reaction it sounds like an audiolog in a horror game
January 8, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Sent my gf a "slim Jim stuffed bread" video and hearing her reaction it sounds like an audiolog in a horror game
Only 1-3 people can build the LEGO rose set. LEGO hates 4-person polycules I guess
January 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Only 1-3 people can build the LEGO rose set. LEGO hates 4-person polycules I guess
Does anyone know if these emojis are AI generated bc this turtle is objectively hilarious
December 25, 2024 at 6:36 PM
Does anyone know if these emojis are AI generated bc this turtle is objectively hilarious
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