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@dulosis.bsky.social
tired of making new profiles!!! they/them. realistically into mxtx and work anecdotes. also known as: dulosis @ tumblr/mastadon (federatedfandom instance), drdulosis @ dw, el_em_en_oh_pee @ ao3/dw.
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saw a post earlier on another site that was like 'what tv shows really need is to be able to do just enough episodes to tell their story and each episode should be allowed to be variable in length' frankly i don't think i've ever related less to something ostensibly harmless that i've seen On Line
January 29, 2026 at 3:13 PM
saw a post earlier on another site that was like 'what tv shows really need is to be able to do just enough episodes to tell their story and each episode should be allowed to be variable in length' frankly i don't think i've ever related less to something ostensibly harmless that i've seen On Line
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--reply w/ a picture of something that's made you happy recently
--reply w/ your newest fave meme
--share a favorite recipe!
--read & comment on one of my fics archiveofourown.org/users/el_em_...
--recommend something for me to read! book (any genre), poem, fic, article... sth that you really loved
--reply w/ your newest fave meme
--share a favorite recipe!
--read & comment on one of my fics archiveofourown.org/users/el_em_...
--recommend something for me to read! book (any genre), poem, fic, article... sth that you really loved
January 30, 2026 at 4:53 AM
--reply w/ a picture of something that's made you happy recently
--reply w/ your newest fave meme
--share a favorite recipe!
--read & comment on one of my fics archiveofourown.org/users/el_em_...
--recommend something for me to read! book (any genre), poem, fic, article... sth that you really loved
--reply w/ your newest fave meme
--share a favorite recipe!
--read & comment on one of my fics archiveofourown.org/users/el_em_...
--recommend something for me to read! book (any genre), poem, fic, article... sth that you really loved
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it's my birthday tomorrow! (in like ten minutes, in my time zone). and in honor of my birthday--the greatest cause for celebration *i* can think of--i'd like to ask for at least one of the following things:
--do something really nice for yourself
--do something that directly improves your community
--do something really nice for yourself
--do something that directly improves your community
January 30, 2026 at 4:53 AM
it's my birthday tomorrow! (in like ten minutes, in my time zone). and in honor of my birthday--the greatest cause for celebration *i* can think of--i'd like to ask for at least one of the following things:
--do something really nice for yourself
--do something that directly improves your community
--do something really nice for yourself
--do something that directly improves your community
i've now interrupted multiple colleagues' classes to offer them and their students birthday treats bc MY students only ate half... i'm so glad they've indulged the disruptions lmao
January 30, 2026 at 7:31 PM
i've now interrupted multiple colleagues' classes to offer them and their students birthday treats bc MY students only ate half... i'm so glad they've indulged the disruptions lmao
also my furnace is broken in a stupid way (signal from thermostat to stop heat doesn't work so i've had to manually operate it by flipping its breaker physically on or off since tuesday... i'm getting v good at gaming how unbearably hot to make it at night so i don't wake up freezing in the morning)
January 30, 2026 at 5:19 AM
also my furnace is broken in a stupid way (signal from thermostat to stop heat doesn't work so i've had to manually operate it by flipping its breaker physically on or off since tuesday... i'm getting v good at gaming how unbearably hot to make it at night so i don't wake up freezing in the morning)
it's my birthday tomorrow! (in like ten minutes, in my time zone). and in honor of my birthday--the greatest cause for celebration *i* can think of--i'd like to ask for at least one of the following things:
--do something really nice for yourself
--do something that directly improves your community
--do something really nice for yourself
--do something that directly improves your community
January 30, 2026 at 4:53 AM
it's my birthday tomorrow! (in like ten minutes, in my time zone). and in honor of my birthday--the greatest cause for celebration *i* can think of--i'd like to ask for at least one of the following things:
--do something really nice for yourself
--do something that directly improves your community
--do something really nice for yourself
--do something that directly improves your community
saw a post earlier on another site that was like 'what tv shows really need is to be able to do just enough episodes to tell their story and each episode should be allowed to be variable in length' frankly i don't think i've ever related less to something ostensibly harmless that i've seen On Line
January 29, 2026 at 3:13 PM
saw a post earlier on another site that was like 'what tv shows really need is to be able to do just enough episodes to tell their story and each episode should be allowed to be variable in length' frankly i don't think i've ever related less to something ostensibly harmless that i've seen On Line
this ummm "movie" release/date is NOT the birthday present i asked for or wanted
January 28, 2026 at 7:31 PM
this ummm "movie" release/date is NOT the birthday present i asked for or wanted
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happy birthday to the most important fictional but real-in-your-heart guy of all time 💛 do something gay and unhinged in honor of hanguang-jun today
January 23, 2026 at 4:00 PM
happy birthday to the most important fictional but real-in-your-heart guy of all time 💛 do something gay and unhinged in honor of hanguang-jun today
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Everybody shut the fuck up and pay attention to the most important thing happening at this moment.
January 22, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Everybody shut the fuck up and pay attention to the most important thing happening at this moment.
with, naturally, the possible exception of "mysterious wet bread in sink," is there any tactile sensation more repugnant than "slightly too-dry hands brush firmly against paper"
January 22, 2026 at 5:31 PM
with, naturally, the possible exception of "mysterious wet bread in sink," is there any tactile sensation more repugnant than "slightly too-dry hands brush firmly against paper"
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Grim but encouraging thread
I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.
January 22, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Grim but encouraging thread
in continuing my reading of dystopian and horror-adjacent classics i presumably should have paid attention to in high school, i'm delighted that 1984 ha brought to me the phrase "gelatinous with fatigue" what a deliciously heavy description.
January 21, 2026 at 4:49 PM
in continuing my reading of dystopian and horror-adjacent classics i presumably should have paid attention to in high school, i'm delighted that 1984 ha brought to me the phrase "gelatinous with fatigue" what a deliciously heavy description.
love when all my friends are neck deep in a new fandom and i'm scrolling through excavating posts building my mental framework for the fandom with each successive post like "oh, person A is the best" "oh, wait, no person A sucks and person B rules hard" "person b did WHAT" "they give good longing?!"
January 21, 2026 at 2:24 AM
love when all my friends are neck deep in a new fandom and i'm scrolling through excavating posts building my mental framework for the fandom with each successive post like "oh, person A is the best" "oh, wait, no person A sucks and person B rules hard" "person b did WHAT" "they give good longing?!"
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By now, asteroid 2026 Dreadstone has impacted the Indian Ocean, sparking a firestorm not seen on this planet since the K–Pg Extinction Event. Most people just want to be with their families. Here are three ways effective business leaders can leverage targeted KPIs to turn tragedy 😔 into triumph 💪
January 11, 2026 at 5:47 AM
By now, asteroid 2026 Dreadstone has impacted the Indian Ocean, sparking a firestorm not seen on this planet since the K–Pg Extinction Event. Most people just want to be with their families. Here are three ways effective business leaders can leverage targeted KPIs to turn tragedy 😔 into triumph 💪
still think it's genuinely so funny that during my 1st year of college, when a senior tried to orchestrate my targeting on the campus anon gossip forum, one student posted "i went to s's [social media] to know who to look for & i just can't target someone cool enough to have a pfp of a hippo's ass"
January 16, 2026 at 6:59 PM
still think it's genuinely so funny that during my 1st year of college, when a senior tried to orchestrate my targeting on the campus anon gossip forum, one student posted "i went to s's [social media] to know who to look for & i just can't target someone cool enough to have a pfp of a hippo's ass"
three separate students today introduced themselves as loving reading and then immediately refused to say which books they were into lately... I See You
January 14, 2026 at 1:26 AM
three separate students today introduced themselves as loving reading and then immediately refused to say which books they were into lately... I See You
thinkin about wangxian. happy 2026
January 10, 2026 at 2:30 AM
thinkin about wangxian. happy 2026
at some point over break my mom was like "i thought i'd gatekeep this gift by first testing you on whether you remember How Doth The Little Crocodile... do you remember how you had that memorized 25 years ago?" upon which i immediately recited that and three other lewis carroll poems. like COME ON
January 7, 2026 at 5:44 AM
at some point over break my mom was like "i thought i'd gatekeep this gift by first testing you on whether you remember How Doth The Little Crocodile... do you remember how you had that memorized 25 years ago?" upon which i immediately recited that and three other lewis carroll poems. like COME ON
"wait, can you pause so i can focus on this?"
"yes, i can pause vietnam* so you can focus on scrub daddy**"
*episode 5 of ken burns's the vietnam war
**https://www.tumblr.com/girl4pay/804841459064995840
"yes, i can pause vietnam* so you can focus on scrub daddy**"
*episode 5 of ken burns's the vietnam war
**https://www.tumblr.com/girl4pay/804841459064995840
January 7, 2026 at 4:54 AM
"wait, can you pause so i can focus on this?"
"yes, i can pause vietnam* so you can focus on scrub daddy**"
*episode 5 of ken burns's the vietnam war
**https://www.tumblr.com/girl4pay/804841459064995840
"yes, i can pause vietnam* so you can focus on scrub daddy**"
*episode 5 of ken burns's the vietnam war
**https://www.tumblr.com/girl4pay/804841459064995840
ty last fm playback this does actually track
January 2, 2026 at 4:03 PM
ty last fm playback this does actually track
it's january 1st now so you know what that means...
30 DAYS UNTIL MY BIIIIIRTHDAY
30 DAYS UNTIL MY BIIIIIRTHDAY
January 1, 2026 at 7:13 AM
it's january 1st now so you know what that means...
30 DAYS UNTIL MY BIIIIIRTHDAY
30 DAYS UNTIL MY BIIIIIRTHDAY
every semester i'm so scared to look at my teaching evals and every semester they're glowing... surely the takeaway is that if i lose my fear they will be Bad, right????
December 28, 2025 at 7:21 AM
every semester i'm so scared to look at my teaching evals and every semester they're glowing... surely the takeaway is that if i lose my fear they will be Bad, right????
i was gifted gorgeous yarn by someone who cut off every label including those for brand, fiber content, and dye lot, which obviously is terrible...but i emailed my LYS and they identified the yarn and colorway within 2 minutes. on a day they're closed. LYS: modern magic??? i can live without dye lot
December 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
i was gifted gorgeous yarn by someone who cut off every label including those for brand, fiber content, and dye lot, which obviously is terrible...but i emailed my LYS and they identified the yarn and colorway within 2 minutes. on a day they're closed. LYS: modern magic??? i can live without dye lot
also oh my god the family-owned cuban place by my dad's house w the hours of "umm like whenever we feel like being open, i guess" was open while i was in the area for the FIRST TIME in SEVEN YEARS today. anyway it's delicious. & they closed 5 mins after we got our order (NOT the stated closing time)
December 22, 2025 at 6:20 AM
also oh my god the family-owned cuban place by my dad's house w the hours of "umm like whenever we feel like being open, i guess" was open while i was in the area for the FIRST TIME in SEVEN YEARS today. anyway it's delicious. & they closed 5 mins after we got our order (NOT the stated closing time)