Simpsman
@duckmer.bsky.social
37 | he/him | food service industry (get me out)
Playing: Metroid Prime 4 | FF Tactics | HW:Age of Imprisonment | various Dragon Quests | Balatro | SF6
https://bckl.gg/jNO3
Playing: Metroid Prime 4 | FF Tactics | HW:Age of Imprisonment | various Dragon Quests | Balatro | SF6
https://bckl.gg/jNO3
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“In Duskbloods, you can SLASH…SHOOT…..AND JUMP your way through dangerous encounters!!!”
February 4, 2026 at 3:16 PM
“In Duskbloods, you can SLASH…SHOOT…..AND JUMP your way through dangerous encounters!!!”
notice how it's a "partner" showcase. nintendo really has fallen to the nonbinaries...
February 4, 2026 at 8:44 PM
notice how it's a "partner" showcase. nintendo really has fallen to the nonbinaries...
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Thirty second commercial. Opens up with children in the 90’s with their Gameboy. Then the next gen. And the next one. Until it has people on their switches and phones while the pokemon are real. This describes every pokemon ad in the past decade. Give me five million dollars
Pokemon 30th anniversary teaser trailer - "Celebrate 30 years of Pokémon with a special video debuting during Super Bowl LX on February 8" www.youtube.com/watch?v=yogN...
February 4, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Thirty second commercial. Opens up with children in the 90’s with their Gameboy. Then the next gen. And the next one. Until it has people on their switches and phones while the pokemon are real. This describes every pokemon ad in the past decade. Give me five million dollars
my unrealistic expectation is it's just 30 minutes listing off Switch 2 patches/upgrades for practically every notable Switch 1 game currently in my library
A new #NintendoDirect Partner Showcase livestream is on the way! Tune in tomorrow, Feb 5, at 6am PT for roughly 30 minutes of upcoming Nintendo Switch 2 and Nintendo Switch games.
Watch here: ninten.do/6012Qzgeq
Watch here: ninten.do/6012Qzgeq
February 4, 2026 at 7:11 PM
my unrealistic expectation is it's just 30 minutes listing off Switch 2 patches/upgrades for practically every notable Switch 1 game currently in my library
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A new #NintendoDirect Partner Showcase livestream is on the way! Tune in tomorrow, Feb 5, at 6am PT for roughly 30 minutes of upcoming Nintendo Switch 2 and Nintendo Switch games.
Watch here: ninten.do/6012Qzgeq
Watch here: ninten.do/6012Qzgeq
February 4, 2026 at 2:01 PM
A new #NintendoDirect Partner Showcase livestream is on the way! Tune in tomorrow, Feb 5, at 6am PT for roughly 30 minutes of upcoming Nintendo Switch 2 and Nintendo Switch games.
Watch here: ninten.do/6012Qzgeq
Watch here: ninten.do/6012Qzgeq
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Poker Night at the Inventory (remastered) coming to Steam on March 5 from Skunkape Games store.steampowered.com/app/3897800/...
February 4, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Poker Night at the Inventory (remastered) coming to Steam on March 5 from Skunkape Games store.steampowered.com/app/3897800/...
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He really is just doing the motion
January 28, 2026 at 8:17 PM
He really is just doing the motion
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Dragon Quest Monster Battle and it wasn't exactly short but I love how frantic it is YEAH THIS IS DRAGON QUEST I ALRIGHT, HIS SUPER MOVE IS 80% OF THE GAME HE'S FROM, the only thing missing is the battle against the Dragonlord
Imagine if the Warrior of Light's final move in Dissidia was just FFI
Imagine if the Warrior of Light's final move in Dissidia was just FFI
February 3, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Dragon Quest Monster Battle and it wasn't exactly short but I love how frantic it is YEAH THIS IS DRAGON QUEST I ALRIGHT, HIS SUPER MOVE IS 80% OF THE GAME HE'S FROM, the only thing missing is the battle against the Dragonlord
Imagine if the Warrior of Light's final move in Dissidia was just FFI
Imagine if the Warrior of Light's final move in Dissidia was just FFI
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there are definitely very annoying aspects to this website but i have to be honest, a lot of people’s complaints can easily be solved by following people who post good instead of post bad
February 3, 2026 at 9:13 PM
there are definitely very annoying aspects to this website but i have to be honest, a lot of people’s complaints can easily be solved by following people who post good instead of post bad
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In the Japanese app, you can play the Game Boy Color version of Balloon Kid, it's nice!
February 4, 2026 at 1:08 AM
In the Japanese app, you can play the Game Boy Color version of Balloon Kid, it's nice!
it's not talked enough about how the world could've pretty much been saved when Disney could've but chose not to end Fox News
February 3, 2026 at 11:23 PM
it's not talked enough about how the world could've pretty much been saved when Disney could've but chose not to end Fox News
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Upset how accurate these prices are in 2026
February 3, 2026 at 8:05 AM
Upset how accurate these prices are in 2026
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I made a filterlist for uBlock Origin to remove Generative AI features on websites. Includes blocks for
* Google AI Summaries
* YouTube Ask button & chat summaries
* GitHub Copilot
* Facebook AI chat
* X's Grok buttons
* Deviantart DreamUp
* Booru AI images
* And more
github.com/Stevoisiak/S...
* Google AI Summaries
* YouTube Ask button & chat summaries
* GitHub Copilot
* Facebook AI chat
* X's Grok buttons
* Deviantart DreamUp
* Booru AI images
* And more
github.com/Stevoisiak/S...
February 3, 2026 at 12:30 AM
I made a filterlist for uBlock Origin to remove Generative AI features on websites. Includes blocks for
* Google AI Summaries
* YouTube Ask button & chat summaries
* GitHub Copilot
* Facebook AI chat
* X's Grok buttons
* Deviantart DreamUp
* Booru AI images
* And more
github.com/Stevoisiak/S...
* Google AI Summaries
* YouTube Ask button & chat summaries
* GitHub Copilot
* Facebook AI chat
* X's Grok buttons
* Deviantart DreamUp
* Booru AI images
* And more
github.com/Stevoisiak/S...
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Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
February 3, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
they really need to specify that it's a Music drop on their little calendar events, for a sec it looked like they responded to one of those Dearest Nintendo letters
February 3, 2026 at 7:49 AM
they really need to specify that it's a Music drop on their little calendar events, for a sec it looked like they responded to one of those Dearest Nintendo letters
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IN CASE YOU MISSED IT - Annalynn MD is coming to Steam later this year with lots of new features! Check out its trailer here:
February 2, 2026 at 6:13 PM
IN CASE YOU MISSED IT - Annalynn MD is coming to Steam later this year with lots of new features! Check out its trailer here:
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It drives me nuts when someone says a game streamlines too much to the point where nothing poses challenge or requires effort and then the Most Annoying Guy rushes in to say “Well as a dad with no time, this sounds PERFECT! 😎 They should also make it so you don’t need to push the buttons anymore”
February 2, 2026 at 9:29 PM
It drives me nuts when someone says a game streamlines too much to the point where nothing poses challenge or requires effort and then the Most Annoying Guy rushes in to say “Well as a dad with no time, this sounds PERFECT! 😎 They should also make it so you don’t need to push the buttons anymore”
when I was young I didn't really understand the ending of OoT, like you beat Ganon and that should fix everything, why is Link going back to the past and still doing stuff again? maybe I only saw the fate of Hyrule castle/town as going evil themed, but no he literally wiped out a whole city
February 2, 2026 at 2:31 AM
when I was young I didn't really understand the ending of OoT, like you beat Ganon and that should fix everything, why is Link going back to the past and still doing stuff again? maybe I only saw the fate of Hyrule castle/town as going evil themed, but no he literally wiped out a whole city
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Posting Mario RPG memes every day until TTYD or Brothership get a Switch 2 Upgrade Day 12
February 2, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Posting Mario RPG memes every day until TTYD or Brothership get a Switch 2 Upgrade Day 12
I love how literally everyone who plays TP Picross comes across this and inevitably shares it.
February 2, 2026 at 1:47 AM
I love how literally everyone who plays TP Picross comes across this and inevitably shares it.
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Thank you all for watching my silly little cartoon!
And thanks @casstui.bsky.social for the incredible writing!
And thanks @valentinebabeva.bsky.social for the incredible voice work as always!
(and Sam too, but he’s not on bsky)
And thanks @rosedoodle.bsky.social for lettin’ me use that footage!
And thanks @casstui.bsky.social for the incredible writing!
And thanks @valentinebabeva.bsky.social for the incredible voice work as always!
(and Sam too, but he’s not on bsky)
And thanks @rosedoodle.bsky.social for lettin’ me use that footage!
February 1, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Thank you all for watching my silly little cartoon!
And thanks @casstui.bsky.social for the incredible writing!
And thanks @valentinebabeva.bsky.social for the incredible voice work as always!
(and Sam too, but he’s not on bsky)
And thanks @rosedoodle.bsky.social for lettin’ me use that footage!
And thanks @casstui.bsky.social for the incredible writing!
And thanks @valentinebabeva.bsky.social for the incredible voice work as always!
(and Sam too, but he’s not on bsky)
And thanks @rosedoodle.bsky.social for lettin’ me use that footage!
one time I broke a coworker out of the habit by hitting them with the "Don't be sorry be better."
you can tell how traumatized someone is by how much they apologize unnecessarily
February 1, 2026 at 5:13 AM
one time I broke a coworker out of the habit by hitting them with the "Don't be sorry be better."
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"microtransactions in games started by cabal of pedophile elites for the purpose of indoctrinating kids into an economy"
Ok. Well, we all knew it was evil somehow but I really didn't expect Epstein to be responsible for why video games are bad now. That's just not what I would've thought.
Ok. Well, we all knew it was evil somehow but I really didn't expect Epstein to be responsible for why video games are bad now. That's just not what I would've thought.
February 1, 2026 at 12:48 AM
"microtransactions in games started by cabal of pedophile elites for the purpose of indoctrinating kids into an economy"
Ok. Well, we all knew it was evil somehow but I really didn't expect Epstein to be responsible for why video games are bad now. That's just not what I would've thought.
Ok. Well, we all knew it was evil somehow but I really didn't expect Epstein to be responsible for why video games are bad now. That's just not what I would've thought.
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bullshit like "canon events", "absolute points", whole institutes like the TVG to make sure nobody does anything too based, literally any status quo shaking being the realm of villains has always been a reflection finger-waggy establishment telling us all issues are "more complicated than that"
July 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
bullshit like "canon events", "absolute points", whole institutes like the TVG to make sure nobody does anything too based, literally any status quo shaking being the realm of villains has always been a reflection finger-waggy establishment telling us all issues are "more complicated than that"
every time I return to FLi it's just The Tutorial Game. it keeps feeling like I'm almost at a totally free open ended game at the end of the tunnel and then another dopey character pops up to give another spiel
February 1, 2026 at 1:21 AM
every time I return to FLi it's just The Tutorial Game. it keeps feeling like I'm almost at a totally free open ended game at the end of the tunnel and then another dopey character pops up to give another spiel