Simpsman
@duckmer.bsky.social
37 | he/him | food service industry (get me out)
Playing: Metroid Prime 4 | FF Tactics | HW:Age of Imprisonment | various Dragon Quests | Balatro | SF6
https://bckl.gg/jNO3
Playing: Metroid Prime 4 | FF Tactics | HW:Age of Imprisonment | various Dragon Quests | Balatro | SF6
https://bckl.gg/jNO3
when I was young I didn't really understand the ending of OoT, like you beat Ganon and that should fix everything, why is Link going back to the past and still doing stuff again? maybe I only saw the fate of Hyrule castle/town as going evil themed, but no he literally wiped out a whole city
February 2, 2026 at 2:31 AM
when I was young I didn't really understand the ending of OoT, like you beat Ganon and that should fix everything, why is Link going back to the past and still doing stuff again? maybe I only saw the fate of Hyrule castle/town as going evil themed, but no he literally wiped out a whole city
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Posting Mario RPG memes every day until TTYD or Brothership get a Switch 2 Upgrade Day 12
February 2, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Posting Mario RPG memes every day until TTYD or Brothership get a Switch 2 Upgrade Day 12
I love how literally everyone who plays TP Picross comes across this and inevitably shares it.
February 2, 2026 at 1:47 AM
I love how literally everyone who plays TP Picross comes across this and inevitably shares it.
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Thank you all for watching my silly little cartoon!
And thanks @casstui.bsky.social for the incredible writing!
And thanks @valentinebabeva.bsky.social for the incredible voice work as always!
(and Sam too, but he’s not on bsky)
And thanks @rosedoodle.bsky.social for lettin’ me use that footage!
And thanks @casstui.bsky.social for the incredible writing!
And thanks @valentinebabeva.bsky.social for the incredible voice work as always!
(and Sam too, but he’s not on bsky)
And thanks @rosedoodle.bsky.social for lettin’ me use that footage!
February 1, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Thank you all for watching my silly little cartoon!
And thanks @casstui.bsky.social for the incredible writing!
And thanks @valentinebabeva.bsky.social for the incredible voice work as always!
(and Sam too, but he’s not on bsky)
And thanks @rosedoodle.bsky.social for lettin’ me use that footage!
And thanks @casstui.bsky.social for the incredible writing!
And thanks @valentinebabeva.bsky.social for the incredible voice work as always!
(and Sam too, but he’s not on bsky)
And thanks @rosedoodle.bsky.social for lettin’ me use that footage!
one time I broke a coworker out of the habit by hitting them with the "Don't be sorry be better."
you can tell how traumatized someone is by how much they apologize unnecessarily
February 1, 2026 at 5:13 AM
one time I broke a coworker out of the habit by hitting them with the "Don't be sorry be better."
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"microtransactions in games started by cabal of pedophile elites for the purpose of indoctrinating kids into an economy"
Ok. Well, we all knew it was evil somehow but I really didn't expect Epstein to be responsible for why video games are bad now. That's just not what I would've thought.
Ok. Well, we all knew it was evil somehow but I really didn't expect Epstein to be responsible for why video games are bad now. That's just not what I would've thought.
February 1, 2026 at 12:48 AM
"microtransactions in games started by cabal of pedophile elites for the purpose of indoctrinating kids into an economy"
Ok. Well, we all knew it was evil somehow but I really didn't expect Epstein to be responsible for why video games are bad now. That's just not what I would've thought.
Ok. Well, we all knew it was evil somehow but I really didn't expect Epstein to be responsible for why video games are bad now. That's just not what I would've thought.
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bullshit like "canon events", "absolute points", whole institutes like the TVG to make sure nobody does anything too based, literally any status quo shaking being the realm of villains has always been a reflection finger-waggy establishment telling us all issues are "more complicated than that"
July 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
bullshit like "canon events", "absolute points", whole institutes like the TVG to make sure nobody does anything too based, literally any status quo shaking being the realm of villains has always been a reflection finger-waggy establishment telling us all issues are "more complicated than that"
every time I return to FLi it's just The Tutorial Game. it keeps feeling like I'm almost at a totally free open ended game at the end of the tunnel and then another dopey character pops up to give another spiel
February 1, 2026 at 1:21 AM
every time I return to FLi it's just The Tutorial Game. it keeps feeling like I'm almost at a totally free open ended game at the end of the tunnel and then another dopey character pops up to give another spiel
I think the next big obvious thing we'll see unsurprisingly confirmed is the depth and degree to which the democrats are explicitly a controlled opposition. incompetence can no longer explain the levels of sleeping at the wheel we've seen
January 31, 2026 at 8:46 PM
I think the next big obvious thing we'll see unsurprisingly confirmed is the depth and degree to which the democrats are explicitly a controlled opposition. incompetence can no longer explain the levels of sleeping at the wheel we've seen
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If the internet didn't have real power, they would not have sought to steer it.
I feel like a lot of people are going to use the moment we're in, these new files that have come out that link Epstein to chuds like Moot, to be like "the internet was a mistake and anyone who believed in it was a fool."
I would offer an alternative: our enemy, namely capital, is the same as ever.
I would offer an alternative: our enemy, namely capital, is the same as ever.
January 31, 2026 at 11:17 AM
If the internet didn't have real power, they would not have sought to steer it.
every person a maximum of 3 or 4 levels of authority above you is a full literal nazi pedophile, this is the unified theory you can apply to everything.
January 31, 2026 at 6:37 AM
every person a maximum of 3 or 4 levels of authority above you is a full literal nazi pedophile, this is the unified theory you can apply to everything.
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January 29, 2026 at 5:07 PM
I wish tumblr, twitter, bluesky, any text-based platform I've been on loved me half as much as tiktok comment sections.
www.tiktok.com/@us.sora/vid...
www.tiktok.com/@us.sora/vid...
![Ew same now I can't get this out of my head
Crosshound enjoyer🔫🚬
speech as impressive as if it was for Megatron himself
sam
so... whats ur ao3
SYN
mechancius ahh line
Teddy Bear's Wife ✮|📱💠
[Is Shakespeare really dead?]
Dazaisleftleg🎭🔍 (COMMS OPEN)
That sentence made me realise the machines „hand“/„arm“ looks like a parrot head
鍍鋅方鋼
then placebo hits and suddenly you can mold tungsten😭✌](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yojnphvsx4lva3kssa6iffpt/bafkreifuo46ufm2jglyskofsx23xlcnqipz4ksye2lzhhjchei7x32ikta@jpeg)
January 30, 2026 at 11:17 PM
I wish tumblr, twitter, bluesky, any text-based platform I've been on loved me half as much as tiktok comment sections.
www.tiktok.com/@us.sora/vid...
www.tiktok.com/@us.sora/vid...
no one ever needs to be concerned what Nintendo's stock prices are doing.
January 30, 2026 at 10:37 PM
no one ever needs to be concerned what Nintendo's stock prices are doing.
did you ever play a game on a crappy emulator so much you're nostalgic for that version of it? like AeroGauge on N64's title screen music goes hard but the version of it getting all slow and choppy has always stuck with me
January 30, 2026 at 10:20 PM
did you ever play a game on a crappy emulator so much you're nostalgic for that version of it? like AeroGauge on N64's title screen music goes hard but the version of it getting all slow and choppy has always stuck with me
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"you should join upscrolled" Posters will literally sign up to any bullshit startup company but if you say "hey I'm on mastodon," they look at you like you grew a fucking third eyeball out the top of your head
January 30, 2026 at 12:44 AM
"you should join upscrolled" Posters will literally sign up to any bullshit startup company but if you say "hey I'm on mastodon," they look at you like you grew a fucking third eyeball out the top of your head
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wild to think that while sakurai was making kirby air riders he was also working on kid icarus and smash bros and probably meteos as well and we're gonna get all of those within like a year or two mhm for sure
January 29, 2026 at 9:36 AM
wild to think that while sakurai was making kirby air riders he was also working on kid icarus and smash bros and probably meteos as well and we're gonna get all of those within like a year or two mhm for sure
I think the "Gentle Talk" episode of Home Movies should be shown in schools to inform about the dangers of weaponizing therapy language
January 29, 2026 at 9:32 AM
I think the "Gentle Talk" episode of Home Movies should be shown in schools to inform about the dangers of weaponizing therapy language
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Don't let it slip away.
January 29, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Don't let it slip away.
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Ramza Beoulve FINAL FANTASY TACTICS - The Ivalice Chronicles Figure FORM-ISM up for preorder on CD Japan ($37.88) buff.ly/i6AKgHP
Hobby-Genki buff.ly/YcOiPnM
amiami buff.ly/hzuDfK4
HLJ buff.ly/OSxyufw
Hobby-Genki buff.ly/YcOiPnM
amiami buff.ly/hzuDfK4
HLJ buff.ly/OSxyufw
January 29, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Ramza Beoulve FINAL FANTASY TACTICS - The Ivalice Chronicles Figure FORM-ISM up for preorder on CD Japan ($37.88) buff.ly/i6AKgHP
Hobby-Genki buff.ly/YcOiPnM
amiami buff.ly/hzuDfK4
HLJ buff.ly/OSxyufw
Hobby-Genki buff.ly/YcOiPnM
amiami buff.ly/hzuDfK4
HLJ buff.ly/OSxyufw
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guys, does this mean Mighty No. 9 on 3DS is not coming out?
comcept shuts down
comcept, the company founded by Keiji Inafune in December 2010, was officially dissolved by a shareholders' resolution on January 13, according to a notice published in today's Japanese government gazette Kanpo.
comcept, the company founded by Keiji Inafune in December 2010, was officially dissolved by a shareholders' resolution on January 13, according to a notice published in today's Japanese government gazette Kanpo.
comcept shuts down
comcept, the company founded by Keiji Inafune in December 2010, was officially dissolved by a shareholders' resolution on January 13, according to a notice published in today's Japanese government gazette Kanpo.
www.gematsu.com
January 29, 2026 at 2:54 AM
guys, does this mean Mighty No. 9 on 3DS is not coming out?
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Here's how Red Ash can still win
comcept shuts down
comcept, the company founded by Keiji Inafune in December 2010, was officially dissolved by a shareholders' resolution on January 13, according to a notice published in today's Japanese government gazette Kanpo.
comcept, the company founded by Keiji Inafune in December 2010, was officially dissolved by a shareholders' resolution on January 13, according to a notice published in today's Japanese government gazette Kanpo.
comcept shuts down
comcept, the company founded by Keiji Inafune in December 2010, was officially dissolved by a shareholders' resolution on January 13, according to a notice published in today's Japanese government gazette Kanpo.
www.gematsu.com
January 29, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Here's how Red Ash can still win
without Paper, Mario is just a Snowboard Kid.
January 29, 2026 at 1:19 AM
without Paper, Mario is just a Snowboard Kid.
I'm gonna need to hear from the gayest furriest cybersecurity professional if this "UpScrolled" thing is legit at all before even looking at it. the push for it is way too strong and sudden, big flashbacks to "Peach" and "Hive"
January 28, 2026 at 11:16 PM
I'm gonna need to hear from the gayest furriest cybersecurity professional if this "UpScrolled" thing is legit at all before even looking at it. the push for it is way too strong and sudden, big flashbacks to "Peach" and "Hive"