Simpsman
@duckmer.bsky.social
37 | he/him | food service industry (get me out)
Playing: Metroid Prime 4 | FF Tactics | HW:Age of Imprisonment | various Dragon Quests | Balatro | SF6
https://bckl.gg/jNO3
Playing: Metroid Prime 4 | FF Tactics | HW:Age of Imprisonment | various Dragon Quests | Balatro | SF6
https://bckl.gg/jNO3
I really want an reverse skybridge plugin that permanently brands anyone on here who has ever had one there. they must forever be marked unclean.
February 4, 2026 at 9:42 AM
I really want an reverse skybridge plugin that permanently brands anyone on here who has ever had one there. they must forever be marked unclean.
likely yes, but that's still only like a few days in shitty major publisher time
February 4, 2026 at 9:37 AM
likely yes, but that's still only like a few days in shitty major publisher time
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He really is just doing the motion
January 28, 2026 at 8:17 PM
He really is just doing the motion
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Dragon Quest Monster Battle and it wasn't exactly short but I love how frantic it is YEAH THIS IS DRAGON QUEST I ALRIGHT, HIS SUPER MOVE IS 80% OF THE GAME HE'S FROM, the only thing missing is the battle against the Dragonlord
Imagine if the Warrior of Light's final move in Dissidia was just FFI
Imagine if the Warrior of Light's final move in Dissidia was just FFI
February 3, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Dragon Quest Monster Battle and it wasn't exactly short but I love how frantic it is YEAH THIS IS DRAGON QUEST I ALRIGHT, HIS SUPER MOVE IS 80% OF THE GAME HE'S FROM, the only thing missing is the battle against the Dragonlord
Imagine if the Warrior of Light's final move in Dissidia was just FFI
Imagine if the Warrior of Light's final move in Dissidia was just FFI
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there are definitely very annoying aspects to this website but i have to be honest, a lot of people’s complaints can easily be solved by following people who post good instead of post bad
February 3, 2026 at 9:13 PM
there are definitely very annoying aspects to this website but i have to be honest, a lot of people’s complaints can easily be solved by following people who post good instead of post bad
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In the Japanese app, you can play the Game Boy Color version of Balloon Kid, it's nice!
February 4, 2026 at 1:08 AM
In the Japanese app, you can play the Game Boy Color version of Balloon Kid, it's nice!
yeah and it was a bad deal when they took GameCube support out of Wiis but at that point the popularity eclipsed GC so hard that it hardly mattered
February 3, 2026 at 11:26 PM
yeah and it was a bad deal when they took GameCube support out of Wiis but at that point the popularity eclipsed GC so hard that it hardly mattered
it's not talked enough about how the world could've pretty much been saved when Disney could've but chose not to end Fox News
February 3, 2026 at 11:23 PM
it's not talked enough about how the world could've pretty much been saved when Disney could've but chose not to end Fox News
I always saw those Jerry Springer-like shows and couldn't believe they all had a near endless supply of guests having affairs, I was positive it had to be staged like pro wrestling at a certain point, was there something in the water?
February 3, 2026 at 11:43 AM
I always saw those Jerry Springer-like shows and couldn't believe they all had a near endless supply of guests having affairs, I was positive it had to be staged like pro wrestling at a certain point, was there something in the water?
imagine the Wii U becoming so successful they put out a new model that drops all Wii backwards comparability.
February 3, 2026 at 11:24 AM
imagine the Wii U becoming so successful they put out a new model that drops all Wii backwards comparability.
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Upset how accurate these prices are in 2026
February 3, 2026 at 8:05 AM
Upset how accurate these prices are in 2026
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I made a filterlist for uBlock Origin to remove Generative AI features on websites. Includes blocks for
* Google AI Summaries
* YouTube Ask button & chat summaries
* GitHub Copilot
* Facebook AI chat
* X's Grok buttons
* Deviantart DreamUp
* Booru AI images
* And more
github.com/Stevoisiak/S...
* Google AI Summaries
* YouTube Ask button & chat summaries
* GitHub Copilot
* Facebook AI chat
* X's Grok buttons
* Deviantart DreamUp
* Booru AI images
* And more
github.com/Stevoisiak/S...
February 3, 2026 at 12:30 AM
I made a filterlist for uBlock Origin to remove Generative AI features on websites. Includes blocks for
* Google AI Summaries
* YouTube Ask button & chat summaries
* GitHub Copilot
* Facebook AI chat
* X's Grok buttons
* Deviantart DreamUp
* Booru AI images
* And more
github.com/Stevoisiak/S...
* Google AI Summaries
* YouTube Ask button & chat summaries
* GitHub Copilot
* Facebook AI chat
* X's Grok buttons
* Deviantart DreamUp
* Booru AI images
* And more
github.com/Stevoisiak/S...
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Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
February 3, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
they really need to specify that it's a Music drop on their little calendar events, for a sec it looked like they responded to one of those Dearest Nintendo letters
February 3, 2026 at 7:49 AM
they really need to specify that it's a Music drop on their little calendar events, for a sec it looked like they responded to one of those Dearest Nintendo letters
it really feels like they have no clue why any past design decisions were made. why is 3HD piling chimaera wings on me when you have Zoom immediately? why does Evac even exist? I thought some situations might arise, like I got to a cave that negates magic, but it counted wings as magic anyway!
February 2, 2026 at 10:42 PM
it really feels like they have no clue why any past design decisions were made. why is 3HD piling chimaera wings on me when you have Zoom immediately? why does Evac even exist? I thought some situations might arise, like I got to a cave that negates magic, but it counted wings as magic anyway!
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IN CASE YOU MISSED IT - Annalynn MD is coming to Steam later this year with lots of new features! Check out its trailer here:
February 2, 2026 at 6:13 PM
IN CASE YOU MISSED IT - Annalynn MD is coming to Steam later this year with lots of new features! Check out its trailer here:
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It drives me nuts when someone says a game streamlines too much to the point where nothing poses challenge or requires effort and then the Most Annoying Guy rushes in to say “Well as a dad with no time, this sounds PERFECT! 😎 They should also make it so you don’t need to push the buttons anymore”
February 2, 2026 at 9:29 PM
It drives me nuts when someone says a game streamlines too much to the point where nothing poses challenge or requires effort and then the Most Annoying Guy rushes in to say “Well as a dad with no time, this sounds PERFECT! 😎 They should also make it so you don’t need to push the buttons anymore”
they should make a movie about someone from our world who gets isekai'd into that timeline
February 2, 2026 at 3:06 AM
they should make a movie about someone from our world who gets isekai'd into that timeline
when I was young I didn't really understand the ending of OoT, like you beat Ganon and that should fix everything, why is Link going back to the past and still doing stuff again? maybe I only saw the fate of Hyrule castle/town as going evil themed, but no he literally wiped out a whole city
February 2, 2026 at 2:31 AM
when I was young I didn't really understand the ending of OoT, like you beat Ganon and that should fix everything, why is Link going back to the past and still doing stuff again? maybe I only saw the fate of Hyrule castle/town as going evil themed, but no he literally wiped out a whole city
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Posting Mario RPG memes every day until TTYD or Brothership get a Switch 2 Upgrade Day 12
February 2, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Posting Mario RPG memes every day until TTYD or Brothership get a Switch 2 Upgrade Day 12
I love how literally everyone who plays TP Picross comes across this and inevitably shares it.
February 2, 2026 at 1:47 AM
I love how literally everyone who plays TP Picross comes across this and inevitably shares it.
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Thank you all for watching my silly little cartoon!
And thanks @casstui.bsky.social for the incredible writing!
And thanks @valentinebabeva.bsky.social for the incredible voice work as always!
(and Sam too, but he’s not on bsky)
And thanks @rosedoodle.bsky.social for lettin’ me use that footage!
And thanks @casstui.bsky.social for the incredible writing!
And thanks @valentinebabeva.bsky.social for the incredible voice work as always!
(and Sam too, but he’s not on bsky)
And thanks @rosedoodle.bsky.social for lettin’ me use that footage!
February 1, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Thank you all for watching my silly little cartoon!
And thanks @casstui.bsky.social for the incredible writing!
And thanks @valentinebabeva.bsky.social for the incredible voice work as always!
(and Sam too, but he’s not on bsky)
And thanks @rosedoodle.bsky.social for lettin’ me use that footage!
And thanks @casstui.bsky.social for the incredible writing!
And thanks @valentinebabeva.bsky.social for the incredible voice work as always!
(and Sam too, but he’s not on bsky)
And thanks @rosedoodle.bsky.social for lettin’ me use that footage!
one time I broke a coworker out of the habit by hitting them with the "Don't be sorry be better."
you can tell how traumatized someone is by how much they apologize unnecessarily
February 1, 2026 at 5:13 AM
one time I broke a coworker out of the habit by hitting them with the "Don't be sorry be better."
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"microtransactions in games started by cabal of pedophile elites for the purpose of indoctrinating kids into an economy"
Ok. Well, we all knew it was evil somehow but I really didn't expect Epstein to be responsible for why video games are bad now. That's just not what I would've thought.
Ok. Well, we all knew it was evil somehow but I really didn't expect Epstein to be responsible for why video games are bad now. That's just not what I would've thought.
February 1, 2026 at 12:48 AM
"microtransactions in games started by cabal of pedophile elites for the purpose of indoctrinating kids into an economy"
Ok. Well, we all knew it was evil somehow but I really didn't expect Epstein to be responsible for why video games are bad now. That's just not what I would've thought.
Ok. Well, we all knew it was evil somehow but I really didn't expect Epstein to be responsible for why video games are bad now. That's just not what I would've thought.
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bullshit like "canon events", "absolute points", whole institutes like the TVG to make sure nobody does anything too based, literally any status quo shaking being the realm of villains has always been a reflection finger-waggy establishment telling us all issues are "more complicated than that"
July 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
bullshit like "canon events", "absolute points", whole institutes like the TVG to make sure nobody does anything too based, literally any status quo shaking being the realm of villains has always been a reflection finger-waggy establishment telling us all issues are "more complicated than that"