Amy
@duchessgummybuns.bsky.social
Ahhh Hell diddly ding-dong crap!
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Ahhh Hell diddly ding-dong crap!
Does anyone know if Donald Trump called the new Japanese prime minister “Mrs. Japan” yet?
October 28, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Does anyone know if Donald Trump called the new Japanese prime minister “Mrs. Japan” yet?
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Learned today that @britishphill.bsky.social gets his personal style from Greg Graffin of Bad Religion.
September 22, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Learned today that @britishphill.bsky.social gets his personal style from Greg Graffin of Bad Religion.
The same magat John Stamos that hangs out at Mar a Lago ? Really @riotfest.bsky.social ?
Gross
Gross
September 20, 2025 at 11:53 PM
The same magat John Stamos that hangs out at Mar a Lago ? Really @riotfest.bsky.social ?
Gross
Gross
I remember when Wet Leg was charming.
September 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I remember when Wet Leg was charming.
The only apples I plan on picking are the ones that have already been covered in a layer of sugar and wrapped in plastic.
September 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
The only apples I plan on picking are the ones that have already been covered in a layer of sugar and wrapped in plastic.
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in the nick of time is short for in the nicholas of timeothy
August 29, 2025 at 11:55 PM
in the nick of time is short for in the nicholas of timeothy
I need a series of shitty, small, simpsons tattoos. Where should I go?
May 14, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I need a series of shitty, small, simpsons tattoos. Where should I go?
This is the true sign that spring has sprung.
May 7, 2025 at 11:44 PM
This is the true sign that spring has sprung.
I miss the earth so much, I miss [Borat voice] my wife.
May 4, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I miss the earth so much, I miss [Borat voice] my wife.
Its ok to assume I wear black all the time to look goth chic or because its slimming but its really because I can't get food into my mouth without getting it all down my front.
May 2, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Its ok to assume I wear black all the time to look goth chic or because its slimming but its really because I can't get food into my mouth without getting it all down my front.
Every time I am reminded of Laika the space dog, I get sad.
April 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Every time I am reminded of Laika the space dog, I get sad.
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ME: honey, Bob is coming over
WIFE: Bob who yodels normally or Bob who yodels anally
[there’s a yodel at the door]
ME: *rubbing hands together* let’s find out
WIFE: Bob who yodels normally or Bob who yodels anally
[there’s a yodel at the door]
ME: *rubbing hands together* let’s find out
April 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
ME: honey, Bob is coming over
WIFE: Bob who yodels normally or Bob who yodels anally
[there’s a yodel at the door]
ME: *rubbing hands together* let’s find out
WIFE: Bob who yodels normally or Bob who yodels anally
[there’s a yodel at the door]
ME: *rubbing hands together* let’s find out
Nearby neighbors have this on their fence, but two Teslas in their driveway so like… do I go piss on their lawn?
April 3, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Nearby neighbors have this on their fence, but two Teslas in their driveway so like… do I go piss on their lawn?
How many other stores are showing you the human chest to wing-pack ratio for size reference? That's just good marketing Stop & Shop.
April 1, 2025 at 5:01 PM
How many other stores are showing you the human chest to wing-pack ratio for size reference? That's just good marketing Stop & Shop.
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Ewok is short for electronic wok.
March 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Ewok is short for electronic wok.
Is it a piss cup? When it’s Dunks, It’s always a piss cup.
March 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Is it a piss cup? When it’s Dunks, It’s always a piss cup.
The most Cambridge MA bathroom graffiti ever.
March 16, 2025 at 11:32 PM
The most Cambridge MA bathroom graffiti ever.
My dog doesn’t like peanut butter or popcorn. He might be broken.
March 16, 2025 at 4:55 PM
My dog doesn’t like peanut butter or popcorn. He might be broken.
me, IRL right now
a man wearing sunglasses and a red striped shirt says i 'm a monster .
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a red striped shirt says i 'm a monster .
media.tenor.com
March 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
me, IRL right now
I wonder how many people in Japan are employed as mascots.
February 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I wonder how many people in Japan are employed as mascots.
My favorite thing about that Trump licking Musks’ feet video might be that that Musk has two left feet.
February 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
My favorite thing about that Trump licking Musks’ feet video might be that that Musk has two left feet.